Night 31: The Hope of Cross Academy

Kain couldn't see the logic of what was happening around. Are we talking about logic? No, we're not. Anyway, after not being so guilty about the chairman's death, Kain returned back to the moon dorm. As he entered the living room, both blondes were there, specifically speaking of, Ichijou and Ruka.

"Oh great. You ate Rima's muffins too." Kain said as he saw that Ichijou was back to his old bright self again. Ichijou just said nothing and eyed the floor, while Kain shifted his attention back to Ruka who has her old hair back again.

"Congratulations." Kain said, and Ruka wasn't even feeling happy about it, because three of them died already, it was just announced earlier in the news. Now, it's all up to them, and hell, they can't even find where their dormhead is. He's always the smart guy. He always knows what to do. Like washing the dishes and playing chess pieces alone for hotness effect in his dark library filled with books to make him seem like a smartass. And now he's missing.

"It's all my fault…" Ichijou said as he remembered something.

"Huh? OMG. Don't tell me you're the cause of this gay gas thing." Ruka said as she turned her attention to the vice president.

"Huhh? No I'm not. I'm the reason why Shiki' gone now!" Ichijou said.

Flashback…

"Shiki dear! Look what I bought from ebay! A nice coffin!! Isn't it gay?" Ichijou asked as he was furnishing the wooden coffin with pink glitters to design it.

"I'm… not quite sure I know how to use that…" Shiki said as he was puzzled just by looking at it.

"You're acting kind of strange today dear, did you eat something?"

"Rima's muffins."

"Oh."

"You should try it too. Then you'll get back to normal, Ichijou-san." Shiki said as he gave the vice president a warm embrace.

"After all of this is over, I promise I'll let you win on Tekken this time… " Shiki said. "Just eat the muffins, and everything will be fine." He added.

Ichijou gave a pout at him.

"All you can think about is that girl's eeewy muffins! I had enough of it! Huhhuh!! Am I not enough for you?!"

"O.o Ichijou…san?"

"Waaaaaaaaaah!!"

END OF FLASHBACK…

"And soooo?" Kain asked.

"Don't you guys get it? I taught Shiki how to use the coffin! You see in the movie, vampires use coffins for beds." Ichijou said as he smiled.

"…Freak. This is no time to be smiling and blaming yourself for what happened. Shiki and Rima are both dead! PERIOD." Kain answered back.

"Rima?! How did…?" Ruka was shocked because she didn't know that her twin?? Was dead.

"Freak. She followed Shiki and they died together. Stupidity." Kain said as he walked up the stairs. "I know what's causing all of this to happen, and we three are the only hope of Cross Academy."

ITS TIME TO BRING IT ON GUYS…

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Meanwhile, an evil chuckle can be heard from Kaname's secret quarters, where he keeps all the pictures of cute aprons and Hello Kitties and white haired bishies and such. There was the man who was writing the names of all the people who have died and their cause of deaths written beside their names. What could be more eviler than this?!

"Hahahaha… now for my next victim… 'Yuki Cross'.."

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"Yuki was just sitting by the hay and staring up at the horse who was after all these years been taken care of Zero and suddenly leaves alone in the stable.

"Man.. Zero's such a ditcher for ditching you here in this dirty stable huh?" Yuki asked as the horse just snob her as she was busy eating up the low class hay on the ground.

"I like Zero's hair better…" was inside Lily's mind.

"I wonder where Zero and Kaname are… I wasn't also able to attend Ichiru's funeral…" Yuki sighed and stood up, walking in circles. Little does she know that she's already being locked up in that stable along with that nosy horse.

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Meanwhile, the three 'only hopes' of Cross Academy was hacking the computer data system of the academy. Kain was working on the grades, Ichijou was working on the finance section, and Ruka was working on the blogs.

"Eeww… I never knew that Kaname-sama had F in all his subjects…" Kain said to himself, just to make sure not to hurt ANYONE'S feelings about it. All they knew that Kaname was the top student in class and little do they know that they're just being lied to about the authorities because he's a pureblood and a hotass vampire.

Ichijou was also shocked that the tuition fee that they were paying all these years were only going to the year's subscription of Bishounens for Bishounens magazine. OO and last but not the least…

"Guys check this out! The blog of the one that made the gay gas!" Ruca called forth both guys who had been sick of what they just found out about the academy.

"OMG, it is true! The one that made the gay gas!" Ichijou gasped as they began reading the blog.

"Hehehehe… curlylocks here… I have finally released the gay gas all throughout the cross academy. SWEET! Now everyone is turning gay not unless they eat muffins that are made with pure love. NO one should know about the secret how to undo the curse… they will be ALL turned to gay… and I will be the fairest of them all! HAHAHAHAH!!"

"Man… that guy is so sick." Kain said to himself. "We should find his whereabouts."

"Wait… there's more." Ruca said and further scrolled down.

"PS: I'll be hanging out in the living room of the day class and smoke a pipe or two. Byebye for now."

"Great going, Ruka. That's why I love you." Kain said as he pat Ruka's shoulder.

"Whut?" Ruca asked once again. The data quite didn't get to her mind.

"People, I'll be going to the day class dorms to find if he's really there and have a chat with him." Kain said, walking towards the door.

"No, Kain. It will be dangerous." Ichijou said as he turned to Kain. "Let me go with you."

"Freak guys, don't leave me here! It's creepy here being alone! And its dark!" Ruca protested.

"As long as you're safe I don't give a damn." Kain replied and went on , leaving ichijou behind and locking the room from outside.

As soon as he arrived at the day class dorm, there he saw the evil of all evils, sitting down and smoking a pipe or two. He had those curly locks like his username in his blog. Those boots that were so high that almost reached his knee, and that leather eyepatch.

"I had a feeling that it was you." Kain said crossing his arms to the guy who was sitting on the fluffy sofa infront of him.

"Toga Yagari."

TO BE CONTINUED..