Chapter 14: Spoon of Doom

"What in the worlds?" asked Riku incredulously as he shoved the fluffy thing off of himself. A flashlight beam momentarily blinded him before he saw that Billy was holding it.

"Rabbit, restrain the prisoners, and-FURBY don't even try it…I can see what you're doing." Furby had been freeing Furbina from her bonds, after getting dressed in a black burglar's outfit…the only problem being that he was glow-in-the-dark., and the fact that "Mission Impossible" music had been blaring in the background revealing his location.

Within seconds Rabbit had Riku and Furby tied together.

"Where's Superman?" asked Billy. Everyone glanced around the area, but Sora was nowhere to be found.

Suddenly, Sora made an appearance in the beam of light from Billy's flashlight. He was chewing on something. Billy's mouth fell open in horror. He couldn't have…he wouldn't have…He ate the SLAB jellybean?!

"Did you eat the jellybean?" asked Billy.

"Oh, you mean this?" Sora opened up his palm and in it laid the pristine white jellybean. "Well, I found some peanut butter on the floor so I scooped that up and ate it since I figured it was better to save dessert for last, but I'm finished with that so it's time for dessert!"

"NOOO!" screamed Billy. Sora cocked an eyebrow at him. "What I mean is…uh…you don't want that. It's poisoned."

"Poisoned…? By who?" asked Sora who eyed the jellybean hungrily.

"Uh…Willy Wonka! He did it! He's always been trying to sabotage this world so that he can set up his Chocolate Factory here."

"Don't listen to him!" exclaimed Riku. "Just eat it!"

Sora shrugged his shoulders and popped it into his mouth.

However, before he could swallow it Billy shouted, "Quick Rabbit! He just popped a piece of Trix cereal in his mouth! Get it before he swallows!"

Rabbit's eyes turned red and the foam output increased substantially from his mouth just before he tackled Sora to the ground. He was a second too late as Sora had barely managed to swallow before he was forced down. Before Sora figured out what was happening, a furry paw was shoved into his mouth searching for the jellybean.

The Trix-lust left Rabbits eyes as he removed his now soggy hands, "Darn…he already gulped it down."

Billy growled in defeat, "Fine…we'll retreat for now." His face was downcast as he dragged Rabbit back to his seat and blasted off.

"So, do you feel any different?" asked Riku.

"Not really…but I'm not as hungry as I was before."

"Try singing…" said Furby.

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Billy grumbled to himself unhappily. All of his grand schemes were going down the drain. He didn't even have decent minions to carry out their jobs right. Now all there was left to do was to compete in Candy Land Idol and stop Superman and Batman from taking that title. Although, there was Plan C…

Rabbit flipped through the channels on one of the multiple television screens, and finally settled on an interesting looking commercial. They were advertising some kind of spoon.

A purple Nerd came on screen, "Are you tired of your plans for worlds' domination not going according to plan?"

"Yes…" muttered Billy.

"Are you tired of second-rate minions?"

"Yes."

The Nerd's voice increased in volume, "Are you tired of being defeated by so-called heroes?"

"Yeah!" exclaimed Billy as he focused his attention on the screen, rather than on where he was driving.

"I've got news for you! Worlds' Domination Incorporated has made the newest innovations in world dominating technology. Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you the Spoon of the Apocalypse! Order now and you can receive this life-changing apparatus for a small fortune!"

Another voice came on in the background, "Plus only one-million munny for shipping and handling."

The Nerd took over once more, "Simply call the number at the bottom of the screen: 123-EZA-SPIE."

"Rabbit write that down!" ordered Billy.

The other voice came back on only this time it spoke much swifter, "Side effects may include, but are not limited to: transportation to another dimension, severe head-aches, heartburn, nausea, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea (yay Pepto Bismol!), dyslexia, and complete loss of self-esteem."

"I've got to get that spoon!" exclaimed Billy.

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Sora opened his mouth, but all that came out was a loud quack.

"What the-?" asked Riku.

"Uh…I don't think that's supposed to happen," stated Furby.

"QUACK!" A slip of paper caught Riku's eye and he picked it up off the ground.

He read, "Warning! For the first few hours after swallowing the SLAB jellybean it is likely that you will suffer from actually sounding like a bird. You may even start to act like one too, so beware."

"It says only a few hours, so he should be ready for the competition," said Furby.

"Fine. Let's get out of here!"

"Quack QUACK!" agreed Sora. The trio climbed through the rubble and found themselves in the deserted lobby of Candy Castle. They only had one day to prepare for the competition in Candywood, so they could only hope that Sora would be cured by then.

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Billy had driven the ship to Candywood and had a base set up in a hotel room. He ripped through the cardboard and bubble wrap of his newly arrived package and held his object up triumphantly. It was a regular looking spoon.

"Now for the instructions on how to use this thing…" He dug around until he finally came up with a thick pile of paper. He skimmed his eyes over it, "What the-? The instructions are in Pig Latin! Rabbit…or Furbina, are either of you fluent in Pig Latin?"

Rabbit snorted several times.

"What was that?" asked Billy.

"I spoke Latin in pig language…"

"I mean this kind of Pig Latin!" he waved the papers in front of Rabbit's face.

"Esyay! Iway eakspay excellentway Igpay Atinlay!"

"Can you read in it?"

"Yep, just leave it up to me, Boss!"

Billy didn't like the sound of that…the fate of his plans for worlds' domination resting in the paws of a slobbering rabbit…

He left the room, leaving Rabbit to figure out how his diabolical device worked. In the hallway he bumped into a tall, blonde-hair, blue-eyed woman with a tight black leather outfit on.

"Move it, Lady!" he exclaimed.

"Are you Billy?" she asked.

"Yeah…"

"I can help you reach your goals. They call me Sue…Mary Sue."

That name sounded so familiar…

"Uh…that's okay. I don't need your help. I've got a spoon."

"Pleeease? I've got super awesome kick-butt abilities and can even-!"

Billy shoved her aside, "I don't need your help, Lady! Like I said I've got a spoon! Now leave me alone or else I will be forced to terminate you…"

"Fine! Be that way!" she grumbled as she walked off.

"Sheesh…the last thing I need is another horrible minion…"

da marshmallow: Yes, Sora ate peanut butter off the floor. Gross. Anyway, in case you didn't catch it the phone number: 123-EZA-SPIE, says EASY AS PIE. Lame I know, but I wanted something kind of catchy and this was the only thing I could come up with. And for those of you who aren't fluent in Pig Latin here is the translation for "Esyay! Iway eakspay excellentway Igpay Atinlay!"… "Yes! I speak excellent Pig Latin!" I knew how the language worked in speaking it but I didn't know how to spell everything out so I used an online translator to make sure I got it right. Welp, review replies for chapter 13 are posted on my homepage. Go review everyone!

Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts, Justice League, Furby, Candy Land, Willy Wonka, any various candies mentioned in this chapter, Trix, "Mission Impossible," and anything else I forgot to mention that I obviously do not own.