Night 32: Who the hell is it?!
"What? How did you know it was me and how sure are you?" Toga asked as he smoked his pipe.
"I'm freaking having a nice quiet time here and you dare come infront of me and accuse me of something I.. did?" he added.
"Aha… a confession." Kain said as he approached and tried to pull Toga of the sofa.
"We're going to have you interrogated for further evidences and proof that you released the gay gas." Kain said as he was pulling Toga from the nose.
"Not so faaaast… hey! Did you read my blog?" Toga asked before standing up.
"OBVIOUSLY. We don't even have a clue on who the impostor is. How would we know that it was you after all? The username says it all, curlylocks!" Kain said. Toga gave it a thought for a second.
"How come you're so sure that I'm curlylocks? It could be that Kaname guy." Toga answered. Kain was halted.
"Its because…. Kaname doesn't have a blog. And you just confessed. It's a lucky day."
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"Now listen, almost all of us died already, so spill the crap out." Ichijou said as he sat infront of Toga to ask him questions. But first, he got Toga tied.
"What color is my underwear?!" Ichijou asked.
"Huh?!" Toga was startled by his question.
"Not answering huh?!"
SLAP!!
O.O
"What's my favorite color?!"
SLAP!!
"What brand is my fangpaste?!"
SLAP!!
"Which is better, Wii or Play station 3?!"
SLAP!!
"Whoa whoa whoa, hey guys, cut it oout!" Kain said, stopping the fuss about. Toga was slightly delighted by the words of Kain. His face was all red due to hard b-tchslapping.
"You're doing it all wrong. You must ask relevant question about the gay gas! NOT your personal things!" Kain added. Ichijou and Ruka stared at each other.
"Anyway, slapping time's over. Why don't you go and swim in the pool behind you?" Ichijou asked, then untying Toga and kicking him towards the pool.
"Whoah. That was harsh Ichijou." Kain said.
"YEY! I love swimming!" Ruka said and jumped in after.
Kain wasn't able to stop the craziness that was going through that girl's mind.
"Ruka! That's dangerous!! And there's not even a ladder to climb up on." Kain said, scratching his head.
"Who made this pool anyway?" he said before walking out and went to Ichijou.
"Hey, what are you doing?" he asked as he watched Ichijou play the Sims 2 on the pc.
"Playing sims 2! This blonde guy is you. He didn't take a bath since the last three days in the game. Hahaha how funny!" Ichijou was laughing himself out as he was pointing at Kain's supposed to be character. Kain just raised a brow towards the character in the computer. It really didn't look like him and whoa… flies are attacking him… devouring him… AND he's gone.
"Hahahha man that's totally hilarious." Ichijou said as he sold the tomb of Kain for 5 freaking sim money.
"That's sick Ichijou. That game's not realistic anyway. I mean, who dies when the stair of the pool is taken off? Man? Use their common senses. They can climb the pool except when they're too heavy to carry themselves, and who ever in our world died being devoured by flies by just not taking a bath for consecutive days? Think about that man." Kain said as he watched Ichijou roll on the floor laughing himself out.
"I had enough of this craziness." Kain said to himself and went back to Toga and Ruka to say that their swimming time is over time to take a decent bath and time to eat Kain's homemade pancakes.
"Hey guys its time to –WTHMF?!" Kain was totally shocked to see two floating bodies of Toga and Ruka on the pool.
"I…Ichijou?! Can you take a look at this please?!" Kain asked for Ichijou who immediately came over and said, "Yes?"
"OMFK!!" Ichijou was shocked, no, he almost fainted at the sight of the two bodies floating.
"Who killed them?!" Kain asked.
"I dunno. GAAASP!! It must be… the Sims effect?" Ichijou asked.
"Freak, its not true! Don't believe in phony computer game lies!" Kain answered.
"but… but if its true then… OMG! I have to go!" Ichijou said and suddenly ran away.
"Ichijou!! Where are you going?!"
"I haven't been taking baths since last week!!"
"Eeew wtf…" Kain's eyes widened when he saw a pack of flies came flying by towards where Ichijou was headed.
"No freakin' way…"
AAAAARGGGGH!! THE FLIEEEESS!! THE FLIEEEESSS AAAAAARRRGGG! AAAAHHH!!
"This isn't happening…"
TO BE CONTINUED…