Author's Notes:

This is finally it. I really would like to thank you guys for really appreciating my first parody fic . I really really love you all. XD Anyway, I know most of you won't like the ending… just my instincts… but oh well. DX you can complain if you want :D I present to you, the ending.

Night 34: That's How It Ended

"Why are you doing this…" Kain asked. "Kiryuu Zero?"

After hearing the nice impact on how he said his name, Zero made a huge grin and eventually laughed.

"-insert Yagami Raito laugh- I can't believe it… the plan was too perfect and yet still someone managed to find me here." He said as he stood up.

"Why did you do this? Killing everyone in Cross Academy…" Kain asked. Zero suddenly showed him a black book with a 'Death Note' written on the front cover.

"What is that thing? Your diary?" Kain asked. Zero laughed once again.

"-insert Yagami Raito Laugh- no freak. I got this from ebay. This is what I've been saving for all these years! -insert Yagami Raito Laugh once again-" Zero replied.

"You're crazy. That's just a book. "

"NO it ISN'T!" Zero was terribly insulted, but after a while, smirked again, and started scribbling something on the notebook.

"Heheheh… I'll show you how it works."

"You're crazy!" Kain said. "At first I thought you were hot and all but now you're crazy!"

"That's right… AFTER ALL! I wasn't even sane from the very beginning!" Zero replied.

"That was just Soooooo emo." Kain crossed his arms.

"I'm NOT EMO!! DON'T EVER CALL ME EMO!" Zero said as he was going out of control, holding his hot head as he dropped the death note on the floor. Kain decided to take the death note with his jaw wide open.

It was totally in a very slow motion. And after a few seconds, a fly entered Kain's mouth.

"Choke! Choke! COUGH COUGH!!" Kain suddenly started coughing blood out of his mouth.

"hahahah! That's what you get when you're trying to fight me, Akatsuki Kain. DEATH!" Zero laughed and laughed and laughed.

"You're a bitch." Kain said in between his chokes.

"I'll accept your final insult before you die. But before anything else, I want to tell you a tale why I did these things, okay?"

"It was a dark, stormy night. My classmates were voting on who gets to act the Snow White part. To be fair, everyone agreed to draw lots. And I!! I received the pebble part! It hurt my feelings a lot! You know?!" Zero started crying.

"Uhhhh okay? I don't get it. Just because of that you started killing everyone here in Cross Academy? Choke choke wheeze cough" Kain choked.

"I wanted to get my revenge. REVENGE AH SAAY!"

O.o

"Hey, 40 seconds has passed. You should be dead now." Zero said.

"But.. I'm not yet Choke dead? Choke choke wheeeeeze. Maybe I should say a cool dialogue first before choking to death." Kain answered.

"Oh."

Then all of a sudden, the dorm head entered.

"Kaname!" Zero was infuriated.

"It's over, Zero. Put the notebook down." Kaname said.

"I refuse!" Zero said, putting the notebook down.

"Dorm head… I did it…. I found who the culprit is…" Kain whispered with a smile.

"yeah… good job… Kain…"

"Arigatou… dorm head…"

Then he flops dead.

"Now its just between you and me… Zero Kiryuu."

THE END!! XD