Author's Notes:
FOOLED YOUUU!! Yeah, actually that wasn't the ending. But for now, this is gonna be the REAL ENDING I TELL YOU! Anyway… I missed you guys really. Hahaha and I hope you're all doing well. Anyway… here goes.
THE REAL ENDING
"I knew it was you all along, Kiryuu." Kaname said, flipping his curly locks, which made the silver haired guy raise a brow.
"How could you not know?! It was OUR plan, remember? Stupid Kaname." He said, happily skipping towards the brown haired guy and hugging him.
"We're finally together!! And no one will mistake us for homosexuals!!! Yehey!" Zero happily said, rubbing his cheek against the fabric of the man's uniform.
"Silly, we ARE homosexuals." Kaname started the conversation.
"… we are?" Zero asked, looking up at the guy.
"Yes, WE ARE. That's why we planned this rivalry thingy for them to think that we both like Yuki but NO. We love each other, and we're both males, and that will make us homosexuals! And because of that, we had to kill everyone around us because we wouldn't want to be exposed to the whole Cross Academy that we're both gay?" Kaname said. Zero finally remembered everything.
"Oh yeaaaah! That's right! OMG you're so smart Kaname! That's why I love you!" he again hugged the said man.
"Oh boy… I wonder if it's really worth killing everybody." Kaname thought to himself.
Meanwhile…
Some unknown boy was climbing rocks to find a really, old lamp that was almost covered with rust and dirt and… some organisms of some sort.
"I finally found it! THE MAJIIIK LAAAAMPPPAH!!!" he happily said, rubbing the lamp that was covered with algae and … green thingies and barnacles, that wounded his palm. And because of the rust, he suffered from infection and he fell down and died. Poor kid, his role was over.
I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT!
I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT!
I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT!
YOU LIKE TA… MOVE ITT!!
"At last! I'm finally awaaaake! Raaar. And I'm beautiful as ever." Some sort of guy who came out of the lamp that sorta looks like Touga Yagari and Kaname mixed together said.
"Vampires!!!! I finally liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!" he called out, and the bats were crazy all over him.
"Oh Hey!! Its BATMAN!" he said as he pointed out to the sky. "Hello Batman!"
"Anyway… Gah. Its time to look for that princess… Cross Academy is still a long way from here and I gotta go on foot?! Maaaaan…!! I just did my feet's nails! Oh well, I guess there's no helping it. I, RIDO!!! Will get rid of all of you!!!!!! WAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!"
THE END