Chapter 18: Going Home

Sora and Riku hi-fived. Sora even gave a low-five to Furby, forgetting his fear of kryptonite in the joy of the moment. However, when he realized what he had done he blanched and rubbed his hand off on Riku.

"Guys, can you untie us now?" shouted Kairi.

"Oh yeah! I'd forgotten why we went through all of this in the first place!" exclaimed Sora. Crickets chirped as Furby, Riku, Kairi, Donald, and Goofy stared at him accusingly.

Riku rolled his eyes and freed Kairi, Donald, and Goofy.

"Garsh, it's about time. That was arful. Some people just need to acknowledge their lack of singing ability," stated Goofy.

"Sorry. We went as fast as we could…" said Riku.

While the friends celebrated their victory, Billy and Rabbit stood off to the side with Billy holding the formerly magical spoon. Billy sniffed. What was the point anymore? He'd been so evil, so diabolical and still been defeated.

"Do I still get my Trix?" asked Rabbit hopefully.

Billy glared at him. "We were not successful so why in the worlds would you-?!" A warm feeling finally hit him… and suddenly he wasn't angry anymore.

"Actually, here's your payment right now. In fact, take this spoon." He handed Rabbit a bowl of Trix cereal and even handed over his spoon. Foam gushed out in torrents from Rabbit's mouth as he held the bowl up in awe.

"Uh…Rabbit, I'd go ahead and eat that if I were you…" said Billy when he saw the two children who had been formerly tethered start to head in their direction at the sight of Rabbit and his Trix. Rabbit snapped out of his trance and scarfed down the cereal just as the children had arrived.

They screamed, "NO! Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids! You shouldn't have eaten that!"

Rabbit grinned contentedly at them, "That was delicious!"

The kids glared at him and the girl stated, "I'm casting bad juju on you! That's right, bad juju!" They walked off backwards, waving their hands up and down trying to be mystical. Rabbit stuck his tongue out at them and reached up to wipe foam off his face, but found that the flow had stopped.

Billy cocked his eyes at the retreating children. He sighed. He knew what he had to do next.

"Umm…guys?" he asked.

"What do you want?" asked Riku with a glare.

"I uh…just wanted to say that I'm sorry for this whole mess." Sora, Riku, Kairi, Donald, Goofy, and Furby all dropped their mouths open in shock.

"Hey, it's all right. I never would've improved my singing ability if it weren't for this," stated Sora. "But uh…to make it up to us is there any chance you have a spare gummi ship or two?"

"I don't happen to have one, but I believe as the winner of this contest you won one. Where's that dratted King Kandy?"

King Kandy leaped up on stage at the sound of his name from his hiding place between some seats. He tossed Sora a set of keys.

"Congratulations! Enjoy your prize!" he exclaimed. Then he mumbled, "I hope it works…"

Furbina had finally managed to free herself from bondage and walked out on stage. She approached Furby and gave him a peck on the cheek.

"I saw the whole thing! You were so heroic, Furby…"

Furby's eyes were wide open, almost like the eyelids were glued in place. He stuttered something in gibberish, "Hu-huh-da-uh-whahoo-bu?" The translation of which is unclear.

Kairi sighed unhappily. Her costume continued to have one slight malfunction…to put it mildly. She asked grumpily, "Can we go now?"

"Um…sure?" said Sora, looking at Riku for confirmation.

Kairi grumbled, "This ridiculous costume is giving me a wedgie…" She stalked off towards the gummi ship that had been landed on stage by some Runts. Donald and Goofy followed her.

"Well…uh…bye Billy," said Riku. Although, it was kind of awkward since the candy had only recently been trying to destroy them.

"Good luck with staying cured of that dyslexia problem!" exclaimed Sora.

"Wha-?" asked Billy. He hadn't noticed that he'd finally done it right.

"You were sour…extremelely sour, and now you're being sweet. So uh…good job. I guess uh…good-bye," said Sora. He made a wide circle around Furby as he hustled to the ship with Riku close behind him.

Before they got in, the creepy hooded guy who had sent them on this mission in the first place stepped out of the ship.

"Woh, what are you doing here?" asked Sora.

"This just so happens to be my ship. You only won yourself a ride home."

"Fine with me. So…since we stopped the bad guy does that mean we get to see your true identity? Is Flash ever going to slow down?"

"Sora, there was never a Flash…" muttered Riku.

"I'll reveal it once we arrive back on Destiny Islands. Let's go."

As soon as the two stuffed birds were loaded up, the group blasted off into hyperspace.

In the meantime Rabbit had stumbled across a stash of Trix cereal and was busily consuming every single piece, and there was not a single kid there to stop him.

Epilogue

Billy, who became permanently cured of his dyslexia, went on to become a famous commercial star. He has now starred in four commercials for the Sour Patch Kids candy.

Sora cast aside his Superman costume and instead became Spiderman after supposedly being bitten by the Radioactive Furby.

Riku gave up on being Batman and returned to normal…and yes, he was finally able to use his Keyblade. He decided to face his fears, and became a spelunker in caves overpopulated with bats. Pretty soon, Sora began claiming that he thought Riku should become Batman again because he somehow got the crazy idea that Riku was bitten by a radioactive bat. He's really obsessed with the whole radioactive thing…

Kairi burned her wedgie-giving Wonder Woman costume.

Goofy became a big hit at camping sites all over the worlds.

As for the fate of Donald…Elmer Fudd landed in the wrong fanfic and on his hunt to kill the "wabbit" he decided that Donald made pretty fair game in the meantime. Donald was shot but don't worry, he's not dead.

The creepy hooded guy finally revealed his identity, but that's not important.

Rabbit started his own line of cereal after going to court and suing Kellog's for all they were worth for not paying him for his time in their commercials. With that money he also bought a lifetime supply of Trix cereal. He had a restraining order placed on any child that comes near his stash.

Radioactive Furby learned to live with the fact that he glows. Furbina liked him for who he is and they lived happily ever after. However, she had to put a stop to his job as a surgeon for Operation in order to stop him from electrocuting himself to death, but not before he finally got the wrench out of the heart.

As for what happened in Candy Land after the heroes left…a giant fly attacked and took over the world. However, Willy Wonka combated it and as Candy Land's savior enslaved all of the nonhuman inhabitants. To this day, it is the location of his Chocolate Factory.

da marshmallow: And that is it! This fic has been a blast to write and I hope everyone enjoyed! Special thanks to everyone who has reviewed so far. I'm having trouble with getting to my page to type up review replies so instead here's a thanks to reviewers of the last chapter: blondie91, Nuit, and Jupiter-Lightning. Welp, I'm looking forward to some feedback so please review! ^_^

Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts, Justice League, Candy Land, any candy brands mentioned in this chapter, Trix, Kellog's, American Idol, the "bad juju" thing…that's from Ice Age II—awesome movie by the way… Ahem, I also do not own Spiderman, Elmer Fudd, Operation, Willy Wonka, and anything else I forgot to mention that I obviously do not own.