A/N: Yaaay. Finally finished the second chapter. I kinda rushed this chapter so don't flame about that and stuff. But you can flame about something else. though i do prefer Reviews and what not.
Disclaimer: I Do not own Gintama or My neighbor Pedero.
Chapter 2:
If you're going to cause terrorism, don't do it when a drama is on.
The scene in the Yorozuya didn't change much. Gin lay on the couch, picking his nose, waiting for a drama to start. All his focus went to the television, but other sounds leaked in. Continuing to pick his nose with his pinkie, Gin's eyes glanced over to his 2 comrades. Shinpachi and Kagura were in an intense argument about the whole fanfic topic.
"NO NO NO!! I WILL DEFINITELY NOT BE OUT OF CHARACTER!! THE AUTHOR ISN'T THAT COLD HEARTED!!" Kagura yelled.
"YOU DON'T KNOW THAT!! FAN FICTION WRITERS TEND TO GO OVER-BOARD WITH THEIR SO CALLED "IMAGINATION"! A LOT OF THEM ALWAYS MESS UP THE PERSONALITY FOR CERTAIN CHARACTERS!!" Shinpachi replied.
The bicker about out of character-ness and fan fictions continued on between Kagura and Shinpachi. Gin sighed and went back to staring at the television. "Oi... you two. Quiet down. The drama is about to start!"
All, except for the television, was quiet in the yorozuya as Shinpachi and Kagura both sat down, facing the tv. No matter what the case was, nothing was going to stop them from watching their drama.
On the screen of the tv, appeared the title of the drama, "Wandering Samurai: Tales of the Edo", which was written in a red. The background was blue with clouds surrounding it. As the Title faded away, a red headed swordsman appeared in the screen. He held his stance while his eyes flashed wildly, taking in his surroundings. Faint footsteps were heard, and the swordsman turned around swiftly only to encounter a man with a sword jumping towards him.
Kagura, Gin, Shinpachi, and even Sadaharu inched closer, waiting to see what happened next. The man on the tv inched back a little but still remained in his fighting stance. He drew out his sword, and was prepared to dodge his enemy's attack. The scenery on the television changed the next second. Instead of the drama, there was a newscast.
"Uhh.. Sorry for the interruption but there was a terrorist attack today. Here's Ketsuno Ana reporting live from the scene," an anchorman said. Kagura, Shinpachi, and Gin all put on an agonized face. Off all the days to interrupt their drama, it had to be the day when Kenichi was in an important fight scene.
Kagura, getting pissed at the sight of Ketsuno Ana reporting about the terrorism, threw Gin's table at the wall. "KEEEENNIIICHIIII!!" Kagura cried while holding on to the tv. "WHO WOULD DARE START TERRORISM ON THE MOST IMPORTANT DAY OF KENICHI'S LIFE!!"
"...placed on to the terminal. Luckily nothing much was destroyed but the culprit is still no where to be seen. But Luckily, the Shinsengumi are here to our rescue! Right, Shinsengumi?" Ketsuno Ana said. She held up her microphone towards Hijikata Toshiro, vice commander of the shinsengumi. "Oi. Get that camera out of my face," replied Hijikata.
"Eh! It seems that the surveillance has caught the picture of the culprit. The terrorist was none other that Katsura Kotaro of the Joi Faction. Here's a picture of him now." The screen was zoomed on a picture of a certain long haired guy and next to him was a... weird thing.
Silence washed out all the noises in the Yorozuya, as the 3 figures stared at Katsura Kotaro's picture. "Zura, you idiot!" Gin yelled out of anger.
"It's not Zura, It's Katsura," a voice called out of nowhere. Gin, Shinpachi, and Kagura turned around, only to find Katsura Kotaro and Elizibeth sitting on the floor.
"EH!! YOU!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!" Shinpachi yelled, pointing his finger to Katsura.
"I'm hiding out here for a while. The shinsengumi are after me."
Kagura walked over to the window and looked outside. "HEY!! KATSURA KOTARO, THE BASTARD THAT RUINED THE BROADCAST OF 'WANDERING SAMURAI' IS HIDING OUT HERE INSIDE THE YOROZUYA!!"
After seeing what Kagura had done, Gin, Katsura, and Shinpachi paled. "KAGURA WHAT DID YOU DO?! NOW THE SHINSENGUMI WILL THINK WE WERE PART OF THE TERRORI--"
Before Shinpachi finished his sentence, a different voice was heard through a megaphone. "Katsura Kotaro! Come out before I count to 5 or else I'll blow this place up."
Shinpachi, Kagura, and Gin all looked outside. A whole bunch of cars were outside and in front of them was Okita Sougo, carrying a bazooka in his hand. Okita took the bazooka and aimed it at the Yorozuya building. "Five."
"OI!! D-DON'T BLOW US UP! AND WHAT HAPPENED TO ONE THROUGH 4?! I DEMAND A RECOUNT!!"
Okita looked at the well respected Yorozuya Leader: Gin. "Sure thing Yorozuya-Danna... five." Okita took his aim at the building and shot at it. Somehow, Gin, Shinpachi, and Kagura were unharmed, but the building wasn't that fortunate. As for Katsura and Elizibeth, they managed to escape without being spotted during the commotion.
Time for a commercial break. This week's "commercial" shall be about the new hit movie: My neighbor Pedero2. The amazing sequel to the movie "My Neighbor Pedero". This movie had made 3 people cry and soon it will make YOU cry. See how Pedero saves the lives of 2 young girls. Here's a small preview.
Lady: Pedero.. Please save my two daughters.
Pedero: No way. All they do is cause trouble. 'Pedero do this. Pedero do that.' They never come here unless they need help. What they can't come to my house to say stuff like 'Let's play Pedero!' or 'We'll bake you food Pedero so please relax!'
Yes. A dramatic film starring Pedero acting as Pedero. Coming soon to a theater near you. See the classic adventure that was nominated as best heart warming movie.
A/N: Sorry if the characters were OOC. I kinda rushed this chapter.. especially the ending. And for those who didn't notice it: the Wandering Samurai thingy was pretty much a copy off of Rurouni Kenshin. Anyways, please review or flame . And sorry about spelling or grammatical errors.
