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Hoshi: Yes…I've done it. MY FIRST MULTI-CHAPTER story!

Stop bragging.

Hoshi: You're just jealous. Oh and this chapter's kind of short. Screw that; it is short.

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We somehow find Roy chained to a table, gagged, and had his armor stripped off in a dark room with only one light shining on his face as if this were an interrogation with the Pit fans trio surrounding him. He tried asking what was going on, but he was gagged, so it only came out as muffled noises and Zero Suit slapped him really hard.

"I didn't say you could talk!"

"Zero Suit, you're supposed to play the 'good cop' with Peach!" Zelda reproached her.

"Aw...but that's so boring! Can we switch?"

"No! You're ruining the 'talk'!" Peach also scolded her. Zero Suit crossed her arms and pouted. "Anyway," Peach was about to use that creepy sickly sweet kind of voice, "Roy dear? Do you know why we knocked you out and did all this to you while you were unconscious?" He shook his head. Why? Because they had still gagged him! "Well, it has come to our attention that you made an innocent angel cry. Is that true?"

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He had fallen asleep on her. Zero Suit was about to slap him and Peach wanted to do that as well, but Zelda reminded them who was the 'bad cop' and ruined all the fun. She slapped him awake. He tried to ask what was going on again, but it still came out as muffled sounds. Zelda slapped him again.

"I didn't say you could talk!"

"You go, Zelda!" Zero Suit praised her for a well-said quote.

"Agh!" Peach was getting frustrated obviously. "Look, kid! Did you make that poor angel cry?!" He thought about it for a couple minutes before Peach threatened to super-slap him. He flinched and she had to scold herself for almost breaking her rules. He nodded realizing that they were talking about Pit and Zero Suit slapped him.

"How could you!"

"Zero Suit, would you stop that?! We promised Sheik and Samus that we were just going to scare him! You made him bleed too." she put a bandage over the poor kid's cheek.

"I had my fingers crossed."

"Yeah, me too." Zelda added. She adds a lot.

"Wait, really? Oh, well that's okay then. Bring out the torture equipment."

Roy was honestly very scared at this point. Peach had her frying pan and Zelda was practicing Din's fire on some wooden objects and the sparks were really pretty so Roy stared at the flames in content for a while before Zero Suit took out her whip.

"Listen, Roy, and don't you dare fall asleep on me! All this can be avoided if you just apologize to Pit." Zelda said in her "bad cop" voice. He nodded. "Good." she said in her "sweet" voice before turning to face her comrades. "Okay, let's untie him."

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Hoshi: Let's see if Roy survives this…or not.

Akuma: Yeah, probably not.

Hoshi: Shut up, Akuma, this is MY story.