This isn't of my better writings, but oh well. My hand hurts typing this, I played Guitar Hero and my figners are pretty much molded to the shape of the guitar. Well, ignoring that, just enjoy the short story.
P.S This is in Outo, just letting you people know.
"Please Kuro-myuu" Fai begged.
"Not a chance" Kurogane snapped, eyeing the plate of pastries Fai was carrying warily.
"Why?" Fai moaned, sticking out his bottom lip in a pout.
"I saw how much sugar you loaded into those things, it's enough to make the manjuu sugar-high for a week" Kurogane shuddered at the thought.
"Waah! Big Doggy is being mean" Fai wailed.
Kurogane found himself thanking the fact that they had long since closed the café and the kids were in bed. This was just annoying.
"For the last time: I am not a damn dog!" He snapped irritably.
A twisted grin grew on Fai's face, the one that always meant trouble for Kurogane.
"Will Big Doggy" Fai was interrupted by an angry ninja.
"I JUST SAID I WASN'T YOUR DAMN DOG!"
"But didn't Big Doggy also say 'For the last time'" Fai asked, still grinning.
"That means nothing" Kurogane said.
He suddenly wished he could go back to the arguing over eating the stupid cake thing.
Fai must've noticed Kurogane's eyes slowly drift towards the food before refocusing on him.
"Does Kuro-pon wanna try what I made for him?" Fai trilled.
"No" Kurogane grunted, "And its Kurogane. Ku-ro-ga-ne"
Fai's face fell, but only for a moment, for he quickly plastered a grin over it.
"Why won't Kuro-wanko try it" Fai asked, pouting.
"Because you made it, and you probably messed it up somehow" He said bluntly.
He regretted saying that after seeing the look in Fai's eyes. He looked hurt.
But, Kurogane would not say sorry. No way.
"G'night Kuro-wan" Fai said, plastering a fake grin on his face.
Kurogane scowled at the sight of it.
Although, in the current situation it could be easy to mistake for disgust at him.
Fai turned around and walked away, his step missing its usual skip.
Kurogane leaned against the counter in one calm, collected motion.
He glanced at Fai's quickly retreating back, and then at the pastries.
They didn't look that bad. They were like mini-cakes, in some pointless cup thing.
He sighed as he went behind the counter to find the wine. He knew that he was going to regret this.
He picked up the pastry, examining it in his palm.
He bit into it.
It tasted like chocolate and...paper?
He pulled back, looking at again.
It looked the same, excluded the bite marks, a little bit of drool, and the soggy paper.
He took his other hand and slowly peeled away the paper.
After learning that you could actually peel the paper he ate them, hre decided that there were worse things out there, and ate them.
Although, for the record, he grimaced at every swallow.
He took a long, final sip of the wine before slamming the glass against the counter.
"Freakin' mage" He muttered, "Making me eat sweets."
It had, in no way, been Fai's fault, but Kurogane's manliness felt better blaming it on him.
He stood up and left for his room.
There was no way he was cleaning the kitchen up.
The kitchen, in the state in what was left in, was covered in crumbs, dirty dishes from the baking and such, and a lone plate.
It remained this way until the next morning, when Fai awoke.
He woke up abnormally early, as to get everything ready for the kids.
Kurogane's words from last night still stung, but he was not about to think about it.
Then again, they were really mean.
Fai sighed as he saw the state of the kitchen.
"Might as well" he muttered.
He promptly began washing the dishes.
Fai quietly hummed a song that he had heard a few days before.
He finished the dishes and turned around to wash the counter. It was then he noticed the empty plate. He frowned slowly.
Had Mokona been down?
Fai shook his head, telling himself 'no'.
He went through a list of possible culprits, Mokona, Syaoran, and Sakura.
He knew for a fact they had all been sound asleep, so that left on person.
"Nah" Fai muttered to himself, "Kuro-pon would never do that."
"Talking to yourself?" An irritated voice asked.
Fai shot his head up.
Kurogane walked into the room. His black hair was a mess, as if he had just woken up, and his eyes were still somewhat glazed.
Fai came up with a plan. A plan to see if Kurogane had eaten the cupcakes.
"Morning Kuro-chii" Fai said brightly, walking over the ninja.
"I have a name, a non-mutilated one" He pointed out, looking more annoyed.
Fai grinned slyly. "Of course, Kuro-chan."
"Bastard" He muttered.
Fai stood on his tip-toes, leaning forward and kissing the ninja's lips.
He could taste the chocolate crumbs, and a grinned grew on his face.
The disgruntled ninja finally regained his composure, reeling away, wiping his lips.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TRYING TO DO TO ME?!" He hollered, looking flustered.
"Big doggy ate the cupcakes" Fai trilled, sounding overjoyed.
"You coulda just asked' Kurogane muttered sullenly.
"But that way was so much more fun" Fai said, smiling innocently.
Kurogane opened his mouth to holler something insulting when Fai silenced him by kissing him again.
Kurogane pulled away, his eyebrow twitching frantically.
He calmly inhaled slightly, making Fai think he wouldn't have another outburst.
Well, he was wrong.
Kurogane began into a long winded rant that ended with: "What the hell was that for you bastard?"
Fai grinned, it spread across his face and it was only semi-fake in variety, "Just for fun."
Nope, definitly not one of my better bits. Ah, but I have good news! I have decent story idea! Well, I may start writing soon, or just write oneshots liek htis for a while. Hmm, well, either way I'm happy.
R&R. Pretty please with a cherry on top?