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Hoshi: Two more chapters and this cursed story will END!

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Fox and Falco were looking at a piece of metal they found that had crashed near them.

"What do you think it is?" Fox asked his co-pilot.

"It kind of looks like a frisbee." Falco suggested.

"It's made out of metal. How can anyone throw it?" Fox saw Roy coming by with a bandage on his face. "What happened to you?"

"That's none of your business and do you know where Pip is?"

"Uh...who's Pip?" Falco questioned.

"That guy with the useless angel wings."

"You mean Pit?" Fox asked.

"What a stupid name." Din's fire shot out of a nearby bush and nearly caught them all on fire. "S-so have you seen him or not?"

"I think he's with Captain Falcon." Falco told him regaining his lost composure.

"Okay, thanks." Roy looked around a little before taking his leave with the Pit fans trio in tow. Once the trio was out of ear shot, Fox whispered...

"Fangirls can get scary..." Falco agreed with him and they continued to inspect the object.

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We find Captain Falcon working on his car…

"Hmm…some parts appear to be missing. I wonder who took them."

"Hey, Captain Falcon!" he turned around to look at Roy who still had a bandage on his face.

"What happened to you?"

"Gods, you sound just like Fox! What's wrong with you, man?!" he cringed slightly when Roy had raised his voice so unexpectedly.

"…why the sudden hostility…boy?"

"…sorry. Anyway, have you seen angel boy?"

"Are you talking about Pit?"

"Yeah sure whatever."

"He walked by screaming 'PALUTENA, WHY?!' to the sky. He headed in the direction of…I think Kirby and DK."

"Okay, thanks."

"Wait, why are you looking for Pit?"

"Because I made that wimp cry when I said his wings were useless." And then, Roy was knocked out by Zero Suit hitting him in the back of his neck and she started to drag him off.

"Uh…what are you doing?" Captain Falcon is an eyewitness after all.

"NONE OF YER BUSINESS!" Captain Falcon just stared as she continued to drag an unconscious Roy away. He may be an eyewitness, but he was not about to be an innocent bystander caught in the cross-fire, so he just went back to checking his car.

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Roy woke up in…another dark room…standing up this time. He was gagged again, but he wasn't tied up completely this time. His wrists were handcuffed and his back was against a hard surface. Let us guess…IT'S A WALL. The handcuffs' chain was caught on a hook drilled into the wall, so there was no use in escaping. The lights suddenly switched on and blinded him temporarily. When he opened his eyes, he saw Zero Suit.

"Roy…" she was holding in her anger and doing a terrible job because she whipped out her…whip, "What the hell is wrong with you, boy?!" He flinched afraid of what she might do. When he didn't feel a blow he opened his eyes tentatively.

"Zero Suit…" Zelda was about to start another one of those 'good cop, bad cop' junk, but Zero Suit wouldn't have it. Her intense glare looked as if they were set on embedding the fierce image into Roy's terrified blue eyes.

"Look, another one of your annoying little remarks and I'll make sure certain parts of you burn and ache. Got it?" Sometimes you don't need to raise your voice or use weapons to scare people out of their mind. Threatening them in a low voice worked just as well. He nodded.

"You know, I think we should've let Zero Suit be bad cop." Peach whispered to Zelda.

"Are you kidding? She'd traumatize the poor kid." Now she cares…

All of a sudden the door opened.

"Hey, Pit did you…?" Ike was the one who opened the door and he had to absorb what he was seeing. Roy was handcuffed and pushed up against the wall by Zero Suit. Zero Suit had a whip. Peach and Zelda were watching and not intervening in any way. Why were they in Pit's room? He decided that he could only come up with one thing to say…

"You people are sick." And he left to try and make sense of what he saw. What's there to make sense out of?! But who knew Zero Suit was actually like that… All this went through his mind…and more. Zelda and Peach took about twenty seconds to register this.

"WAIT! It's not what you think, Ike!" Peach burst through the door and tried to catch up to him.

"Yeah, this is supposed to be an interrogation!" Zelda was right behind her. Zero Suit and Roy were left behind in Pit's room. She was thinking about how some boys could have such dirty minds and Roy was hoping that he'd be untied soon.

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We join DK and Kirby as they play with a chunk of metal they found.

"I wish we had found our frisbee. It's much heavier than this thing." DK nodded in response to what Kirby was saying and threw the metal object like a frisbee. Kirby sucked it up and then spit it out. Then…yes, everyone's favorite red-head came by.

"Are you okay?" Kirby questioned him because he saw the bandage.

"Uh…yeah, I'm fine. Have you seen Pit?"

"I think he was helping Yoshi out with a fruit sculpture or something. Yoshi wouldn't even let me near it. What a meanie."

"Well, my Fangirls send me all kinds of sweets and stuff, so the next time I receive some I can give it to you if you want." Roy smiled a little and then left.

"Wow, really?! Thanks!" Kirby shouted after him. All of a sudden, Captain Falcon appeared!

"What were you two thinking playing with one of my car parts?!"

"Hey, we can't find our frisbee! What else are we supposed to play with?"

"Something other than that!"

"You're so mean!" And then Fox and Falco appeared!

"Ah-hem. Is this yours?" Fox asked.

"Is what mine?" Kirby asked realizing that they were holding nothing.

"Follow us." Falco ordered. DK held the car part hostage and followed them with Kirby. Captain Falcon followed them as well to recover his car component later. Yeah, I'm not very descriptive, but I'm working on it, kay?

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A little girl with orange hair was walking by holding a fruit basket that was bigger than herself. Her name was...uh...let's just call her Mary Shoe. Now, Mary Shoe was on a mission to deliver a fruit basket to Roy for her best friend who had been stalking the guy like some really obsessed psycho. Ah, but she had a devious plan to give the fruit basket to Roy and tell him that she was the one who worked hard on it and that she had been pining away for him forever so that he'd fall in love with her and they'd get married and junk. And there was her target now.

"Um...R-roy-kun?!" acting cute and shy because that always gets boys. "I-I made this for you, so uh...t-take it please!" she presented the gift with both arms. He stared at the girl he didn't even know and then the basket and then her again. He decided to take the basket anyway.

"Thank you. Um, I guess I'll see you again?" She knew she had her chance.

"I-I've loved you ever since the first time I saw you!" Her face was red as a sunset shade and her eyes had widened and gotten really teary. He stared at her again.

"Aren't you like...ten or something? I'm flattered and all, but you need to find someone your own age." And then he left as though nothing had happened. Mary Shoe was left heartbroken and her plan had fallen apart. The good thing was that her friend had no chance either. The Pit fans trio seeing this had decided that converting her was the only thing that would heal her little heart.

"You know, that Roy is just cruel. Breaking your heart like that. All of those Fire Emblem guys are just jerks, but Pit's not like that." Peach...consoled her.

"Pit? You mean that really cute angel?"

"That's the one! Have you ever seen a more innocent and sweet angel?" Zelda ONCE MORE adds.

"Yeah, no girl can resist him." Zero Suit also adds. No, don't turn into Zelda on me Zero Suit...

"You girls are right! Who needs that red-haired punk?! Pit is the best out of all of those other pretty boys! But why are you guys stalking him?"

"Oh no, you've got it all wrong, dear. We're keeping watch on him so that he'll apologize for making Pit cry." Peach explained.

"Well, that's no good. Roy should beg for forgiveness from Pit for what he's done!" Mary Shoe suggested.

"I like the way you think, little girl." Zero Suit took out her whip.

"The name's Mary. Mary--!"

"If you say Sue, we'll kill you." Zelda interrupted.

"It's Mary Shoe."

"Oh, well that's okay then." Peach was so relieved.

"Yo, we're going to lose that punk. Let's follow him." Zero Suit snapped them back to reality.

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We find Yoshi with his finished fruit sculpture. He beamed at his delicious masterpiece.

"I didn't need Pit's help with this after all! Now I got to get to Kirby so we can share it and I can apologize for earlier." Don't you start telling the story, punk. Roy came by holding a fruit basket given to him by one his stalker fangirls and shouted at the top his lungs.

"HEY YOSHI!"

Caught by surprise that poor dinosaur fell forward and his sculpture went SPLAT!

'ROY...' He turned around with his eyes narrowed into a glare at the confused red-head. Finally realizing what he's done he said...

"There are better ways to eat fruit sculptures." Okay, maybe not. "Oh...Sorry about that." There we go. "Some girl I don't know gave me this, but you can have it if you want." he handed over the very nicely wrapped fruit basket. Yoshi stared at it for a while and decided that his wrath was to be lifted. This would work nicely. "Anyway, have you seen Pit?"

"Just follow the white feathers." Yoshi pointed to a trail of white feathers. Roy was surprised. How could he have overlooked such an obvious clue?! Why didn't anyone tell him earlier?!

"Thanks!" Yoshi wondered how that boy was going to survive in the real world, but that wasn't his problem. Now to deliver the fruit basket along with himself to Kirby!

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At last, Roy had found Pit!

"Hey, Pit!" Pit turned around, screamed, then ran off crying away from Roy. "Wha? What did I do this time?!"

"You idiot! You blew your chance and even worse, you made Pit cry again!" Zero Suit had her whip again.

"Zero Suit Samus. Just what the hell do you think you're doing?" Samus in all her orange-armored glory had appeared to Roy's rescue. And the sixteen-year-old thanked the gods. Sheik was there too!

"Roy, how did you get that bandage?" Sheik asked while directing a glare to Zelda.

"He tripped." Mary Shoe was good at making quick excuses.

"Who the hell are you?" Samus demanded.

"A...new smasher! Mary Shoe." Peach answered.

"Um...okay. Peach, Zero Suit," and Sheik directed another glare at Zelda,"did you ever think that maybe if you didn't threaten him he might just apologize to Pit on his own?"

"No way! He has to suffer for what he did!"

"YOU can keep your mouth shut." Mary Shoe got to experience how scary a Sheikah's glare could be. "So, do you want to try that or what?"

"Well...fine." Zero Suit gave in. "But if he makes Pit cry again--!"

"YOU won't do anything more to scar the boy's mind further!" Samus intervened.

"Why don't we just find Pit then?" Zelda suggested.

"That sounds fine with me." Roy got a chance to speak.

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Hoshi: Mary Shoe has a mostly minor sort of thing. She was only put there to be more annoying in comparison to what I've done to ZSS, Zelda, and Peach. I'm sorry, girls. I really do think you're cool.