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Hoshi: Whoo! One more chapter left! Why am I writing such short things? Curse this multi-chapter story I've written!
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"Hey Ike?" Pip...ha...Pit, was asking the blue-haired mercenary (obviously) about a most important subject. "How do people forgive?"
"I'm really not the person you should ask for something like that." Indeed, he could carry grudges. "Why do you need to know anyway?"
"Uh...well, angels are supposed to forgive people, aren't they? And I wanted to know how because I think this person should be."
"Hmm...what did 'this person' do exactly?" Ike tried to get a name, but Pit didn't want to mention it because he was still upset. Wimp.
"That person made fun of my wings."
"Are you an idiot or something?" Pit was shocked. How dare this older smasher insult him! Someone making fun of his wings was a serious offense. His fangirls would definitely be on that person's case. "That's a terrible reason and it's not worth sicking your fangirls on that person." And lo, the angel felt very guilty.
"So...how do I forgive someone and call my fangirls off?" He still couldn't grasp that Ike was not an expert in such a field. But he had better try anyway. But first, the all-important question!
"Is 'that person' a guy or a girl?" Ike still wanted a name.
"Why does that matter?"
"Well, if it's a guy then you can just forget it. He'd hate you forever." The angel falls over in terror! "Is 'that person' a guy or what?" Ah ha ha ha...Pit was so going to lie. What does it matter if he did this to the wrong gender anyway?
"That person is definitely a girl."
"Oh, then you just say, 'I forgive you.' And then…you kiss her or something."
"Wouldn't she just slap me?"
"This is the end of the discussion! Good day, Pit." And the mercenary strolled off. Well, the only reason fangirls would attack another girl would be because that girl said something bad about Pit because that girl didn't like Pit. Of course, that girl wouldn't want Pit kissing her, but let's see if an angel was desperate enough to do that. Let's ask Link to supervise the end result. Yes, Ike was a total sadist.
Unfortunately for Pit…
"How am I going to do this if the 'girl' is actually a boy? Does that mean I'm supposed to kiss him?" He looked up at the sky and shouted, "PALUTENA, WHY?!"
'Stupid Roy insulting my wings…' he wanted to sob again, but he promised Yoshi that he would help out on some fruit sculpture so that would have to wait.
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"Yoshi, what am I going to do? How can I forgive Roy?"
"I don't know; isn't that what angels do? Forgive?" Yoshi was lifting a couple of watermelons. "Are you going to help or what?"
"I mean I didn't think forgiving someone would be so hard."
"Well, what did he do?" Yoshi was comparing strawberries now.
"He insulted my wings."
"What are you, a wimp?" Yoshi was arranging grapes in a new and incredibly unique way. Pit was appalled at what Yoshi said.
"You only think about yourself and you're not even listening to my dilemma! I hate you!" Pit ran off crying again.
"..." Yoshi went back to working on his sculpture. Kirby came by.
"Hey, can I help?!"
"NO."
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"Maybe I should check up on Pit to see how he's doing with the forgiveness thing." Ike then decided to go to Pit's room. "What is with all these damn stairs?"
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(Pit's POV)
I was still wondering about my problem. If what Ike said was true then I'd have to...
NO! I am an angel and angels don't kiss other boys. Unless this were some sort of yaoi fangirl's fantasy kind of story. Yeah right. But who knows what my fangirls are doing to the kid right now and it would be all my fault!
"PALUTENA, why does Roy have to be so freaking annoying?!" I was shouting to the sky. I started pacing thinking about all the possible results if I were to go through with this.
One, Roy would kick my ass. This wasn't a story where a guy kisses another guy, then they confess their love, then they make out more, and then they start making love to each other. This is reality. When a guy kisses another guy; that guy was going to die. Or in this case, burned at the stake. Freaking pyro.
Two, Roy could like it. That couldn't be possible, but if it did...well I would be so screwed.
Three, the yaoi fangirls could see us and then we'd both be screwed. And it would've been all my fault.
Four, my stalker fangirls could see us and then Roy would be murdered. And it would've been all my fault.
Five, Ike could see us and then know I was lying. Or take a picture and blackmail me later.
And the list goes on and on...
CURSE YOU, Roy! Wait, angels aren't supposed to curse people... Darn.
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(NORMAL POV)
"I'm so shocked." Ike had lost Zelda, Zero Suit, and Peach and was now talking with Samus and Sheik. "I'm glad that you're not like that, Samus. I guess you get crazy when your armor's off or something."
"No, Ike...I think you're taking it the wrong way. Since Zero Suit is just me, but she's a bit more of an overconfident person, I'd doubt she was trying to do what you thought."
"Chances are they were just interrogating him or something." Sheik added.
"Oh. Well, I guess that's better than having to console him after being traumatized."
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"Um...Roy?"
"Yeah?"
"I just wanted to apologize for whatever my fangirls did and I forgive you for insulting my wings...and..." Pit was leaning a little closer; his face just inches away from Roy's...
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Pit started freaking out at his own horrible daydream. Or is it a daymare? What is a daymare? Hmm...let's just call it a daydream gone awry. Yeah, that works. "I can't do it! I just can't! It's so wrong!" Then he decided to bargain a little with Palutena. "If Roy finds me in the next twenty seconds, then I'll do it."
"Hey, Pit!" Pit turned around and realized who said that. Roy. He screamed, then cried, and then he ran away.
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Hoshi: REVIEW! By the way, this story wasn't really meant to be taken seriously. I realize that it's just a little bit childish.
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