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Hoshi: Last chapter and I am DONE.

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We now join Pit. Wait a minute, that's not Pit. Pit doesn't have black wings, a black tunic, or red eyes. WHO ARE YOU?! No, wait that is Pit. He's in costume. Sorry folks, false alarm.

"I blew it." he mewed piteously, "I had my chance and I blew it. I even bargained with Palutena and betrayed her. What kind of angel am I?" he wanted to cry YET AGAIN, but he was all cried out. No more tears because that well was dry.

"Hey, Pit! And don't you run from me again!" he turned around and saw Roy. "Nice costume." How could Pit have been so mean to a person who smiled like that? He could've been an angel in a past life!

"Hey, Roy...uh..." Damn it, why couldn't he say anything? "Were you trying to say anything before?" Not that!

"Yeah. Except you kept RUNNING, so I never got a chance." Ha...

"Why do you have a bandage? Did my fangirls do that?" Pit was feeling even more guilty.

"Yes. And they hit hard. You should stop being such a crybaby." ARGH! And Pit had to forgive THAT.

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"Damn, what's wrong with that boy?" Mary Shoe whispered to her new friends. Zero Suit, Zelda, Peach, Samus, Sheik, Link, and Mary were all hiding behind a bush and a tree to supervise what would happen. That must've been one BIG bush and tree.

"This is how he apologizes?" Peach was appalled.

"Yeah he's not very good in that area..." Link reminisced a little.

"By the way, why are you here, Link?" Zelda asked the hero of time.

"Ike wanted me to see if Pit learned anything."

"Why doesn't he just come here himself?"

"How should I know? They're all weird little psychos."

"SHUSH! We're missing all the action!" Peach whispered fiercely.

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"I just wanted to...a...apologize for insulting your useless angel wings." Why, Palutena, did Roy have to make this so hard?

"That's okay. I never realized how useless they were before." Roy saw the fake yet very authentic angel wings next to Pit. He put them on and surprisingly they fit. "What are you doing?"

"You wanted me to be in this costume so we'd match, right? So is this better for you?" Pit's face became almost as red as...no his face matched his contacts. Roy looked good in angel wings. And who knew he was so...kind?

"Uh..." Pit looked down. "I..." Shoot, why can't he say it?

"What?" Pit looked up and their faces were just inches apart.

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"OMG! Do you guys think this could be...love?!" Mary Shoe had to try to keep her damn high voice down.

"Wow, this is just like a good yaoi story!" Peach had the same trouble.

"Do you think they'll confess?" Zelda was in fangirl mode.

"I hope they get right to the action!" Zero Suit was getting a little bit ahead of herself there.

"Oh come on, they can't be gay." Samus was about to ruin all their fun. And Sheik was next.

"Yeah, it's not like they're going to kiss." Link took out a video-camera for proof for Ike that Pit learned how to forgive right.

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Pit quickly kissed Roy on his lips while he still had the chance and the romantic moment.

"Consider yourself forgiven." The fangirls squealed. Pit looked at the bush and it appeared to shush itself. He looked at Roy who was trying to register what happened. He slapped Pit across the face once he had realized what the angel did. "OW!"

"'Consider yourself forgiven'!" Roy's face was bright red and then he walked away muttering something about perverted angels.

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Mary Shoe was shocked. That wasn't how a good yaoi story goes. That was completely wrong! Peach and Zelda were disappointed, but then realized that Pit was hurt, so they went to nurse him back to health. Zero Suit snickered a little, but realized she had to go help her allies so she joined them as soon as she could. Samus was a little more than just shocked. Sheik was surprised at the kissing part and a little jealous and angry, but sighed with relief when Roy slapped him. Link was ROTFLing.

"Oh Nayru, I can't believe I got that all on film! I've got to show Ike this." Link left the bush along with Samus. Sheik followed Roy ninja-style! Not stalker-style because those two are completely different things. And Mary Shoe stayed there with her jaw dropped.

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Yoshi was eating the fruit basket along with DK and Kirby.

"I thought you were making a sculpture."

"I was, but then it sort of went...SPLAT."

"Oh."

"Anyway, sorry I was mean to you before."

"Nah, it's okay. This fruit basket makes up for it." Fox, Falco, and Captain Falcon were doing target practice.

"I didn't know you were a marksman." Fox complimented C.F.'s skills.

"Yeah, but I haven't done it in a while so I'm a little rusty."

"You took down three targets with one shot." Falco reminded him.

"My timing was off." Ever the modest one.

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Roy was trying to erase that kiss out of his memory in his bedroom when Sheik snuck up behind him.

"So, you're dressed up as an angel?" He shivered a little and turned around.

"Yeah...even though I hate the wings." Sheik placed her arms around his neck.

"I think you look cute in them." he blushed because her face was right in front of his. "By the way, how did that kiss go again? Something like this?" She slowly pinned him against the ground and kissed him. When she had pulled away the door opened with Marth coming in this time.

"Uh...sorry..." he left as quickly as he had come in.

"You know," Roy spoke up underneath her, "you're a lot better than Pit at this kissing stuff."

Then they heard Ike, Link, and Marth laughing hysterically.

"He actually did it!" one of them exclaimed from the other room.

"Are all your friends like that?" Sheik questioned him.

"Yeah pretty much. Where were we again?"

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Hoshi: YES! I finished! Review or don't. I don't really care because this wasn't meant to be taken seriously.