Happy Easter everyone! Yeah, I know, this has nothing to do with Easter except for a TV special.
Credit to my cousin Kelsey for helping me get over my writers block and giving me the whole popcorn idea. I love you!
"Why are we watching this?" Kurogane asked. Fai was forcing the ninja to watch an Easter special on a box called the television, or, as Fai called it 'The Telly'.
"Cause it's only on once" Fai said.
Kurogane rolled his eyes and seated himself beside Fai, strategically placing the popcorn bowl between them.
The movie started with people singing, and in that instant, Kurogane knew he should run. But he didn't.
Fai stared at the screen intently as if absorbing everything they said to use for later on.
Half-way through the movie the main characters got into a large fight. Fai watched the screen carefully, his azure eyes rarely blinking.
He reached for the popcorn, his gaze not wavering from the television upon which it was fixed.
He didn't grab the popcorn; instead, he grabbed something else. Kurogane's eyes widened in terror.
The bastard was going to die.
Fai pulled his hand back and hurriedly grabbed a handful of popcorn.
"W-what the hell do you think you're doing?" Kurogane stammered.
"Grabbing the popcorn" Fai replied innocently, slowly eating a few kernels. The silence that spawned next was an awkward one.
"Did you like that, Kuro-horny?" Fai asked teasingly.
Kurogane thought Fai was the horny one. However, he didn't say it aloud.
"No!" The ninja snapped, his left eye was twitching madly.
Murder had a nice ring to it.
They lapsed back into silence, albeit another awkward one.
"Do they really need such a large crowd just because someone's dog was stuck in a hole?" Kurogane asked skeptically a little later.
"Well, I suppose it would've taken a few times to get the dog in the hole, so it would be a bogey" Fai said thoughtfully.
"What are you talking about?" Kurogane asked.
No, the groping incident had not been forgotten, he was rather trying to forcefully repress the memory. He was failing miserably.
"Golf" Fai replied, "Now shush, it's getting good."
Kurogane rolled his eyes.
Kill him now, or later. Ah, decisions decisions.
As the movie began a song which Kurogane hoped to be the last, he felt a weight against his right side.
He glanced down to see a mop of blonde hair resting on his shoulder. So, the idiot had fallen asleep.
"Will the dog get out of the hole?" A voice boomed from the television.
Kurogane looked up at the screen, confused. Hadn't the dog gotten out of the hole?
Yeah, yeah it had. They even sang about it.
Great, now the song was in his head. Murder was really sounding nice.
"Will the Cheetah Girls get the gig?" The voice continued, "Do they want anchovies on the left or the right?"
Kurogane raised an eyebrow. When did anchovies come into this?
"Will Batman ever get out of his leotards?"
"What the friggen' hell?" Kurogane muttered. Who exactly was 'Batman'?
"Stay tuned on the same bat-channel at the same bat-time" The voice finished over-dramatically.
Fai reached up and loosely clutched at the ninja's black shirt. A flicker of a smile played across Kurogane's lips as he glanced at the sleeping mage.
Maybe murder wasn't such a good idea, for tonight at least.
Ok, some explaining is in order, first of all, they watched the Cheetah Girls (Yeah, poor Kurogane), and it was a semi-revised version, the Batman thing was just something I said randomly, and second, this is why people shouldn't let me watch movies and drink pepsi. It always ends badly.
Also, two friends of mine are writing an Ouran fic, so if anyone's interested you can read it. I believe their name is: 'Picklez and cheez-luv' or something close to that. If their icon is of a fat cat and their only story has the word 'lances' in the title, thats the one.
Bye, Y.A.O.G