Here it is, and I am not kidding you.
Well, maybe, maybe it isn't..heh. Just read on and find out for yourself.
Kurogane frowned. It was quiet. Too quiet.
Kurogane couldn't remember when the mage had left, but he had. And now it was abnormally quiet.
"Kid?" Kurogane asked. No response.
Kurogane smirked in realization; he was alone.
Finally no annoying mage or manjuu.
Kurogane lay back on the couch. His first order of business was a nap. He was asleep in a matter of minutes.
"Kuro-pon?" A voice asked. Kurogane twitched in annoyance. Damn, he couldn't get five minutes of peace, could he.
The ninja opened a crimson eye. "What?" He snapped.
Fai stood across the couch from him, an unusually solemn expression on his face. "We need to talk Kuro-woofy" Fai said.
"My name is Kurogane" Kurogane hissed.
Even when the mage looked serious he still managed to bastardize his name.
Fai sat on the armrest of the couch, placing his hands in his lap.
"Kuro-chan" He began, then paused for dramatic effect
. "Get on with it" Kurogane said irritably. The man had interrupted his nap, and he was still in a bad mood
"Kuro-chii" Fai paused again. Kurogane felt his left starting to twitch; a bad habit when dealing with the mage.
"Kuro-wan" He said again, but then continued, "I'm pregnant."
Silence.
"What?" Kurogane asked, torn between repressing the memory or figuring out what the hell that mage was talking about.
"I'm pregnant" Fai repeated, still solemn face.
"What the hell?! Mage! You're a guy" Kurogane exclaimed. "Well, I think you are" He added quietly.
"Kuro-daddy, that was mean" Fai scolded.
"Who's the moth- err…fath- errr, other parent?" Kurogane asked.
Fai grinned widely, the only trace of his solemn attitude left in his eyes, which normally looked sad.
"April Fools Kuro-sama" Fai said, his grin widening even more. Kurogane frowned as the comment sunk in.
"WHAT THE HELL! WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY?!" Kurogane hollered. Not like he had believed the mage, but you really could never tell with him.
Fai ran away, laughing like a child on sugar rush.
"Oi! Get back here and let me kill you!" Kurogane shouted in anger.
"Only if Kuro-daddy can catch me!" Fai called back.
"YOU BASTARD! I'LL KILL YOU!" Kurogane snapped, chasing after the mage.
Mokona giggled, clambering out from behind the couch, video camera in hand (Or paw, or whatever you call them).
"Yuuko-san will love this" Mokona chuckled, shutting off the camera. Really, it was April Fools day, being evil was just a part of it.
Happy April Fools day! I hope you liked it.
I wasn't going to update so fast, but I kinda forgot about April Fools day, so, here it is. Don't expect another update for a while, I'll be typing up a chapter fic that I'll put up one day.
R&R
-Y.A.O.G