A.N. : As promised part two of what I had originally intended to be one chapter.
Like I asked in the first part, review with what you want to see Ed make Roy do. You'll be credited when I use your idea(s).

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Friday Night

"Why on earth did you agree to wear a miniskirt in the first place?"

"I didn't agree to it. They simply wouldn't tell Hawkeye no." Roy started to tug on the hem of the skirt, but decided it would be worse if the thing tore.

"Say no to the woman with a loaded gun. I'm not sure even you could do that and you outrank her."

Ed studied Roy's outfit. It was a loose dark blue blouse, medium length dark chestnut wig, a pleated royal purple miniskirt, and a pair of low black heels. The blonde had also been forced to 'assist' the man in shaving his legs. Ed was sure he'd have nightmares about that. The current appearance of brunette was fairly attractive, and he had suggested a little bet of their own. Simply that the last member of the peanut gallery to realize that Roy was the attractive woman Ed brought to the bar would have to buy the first five rounds. The poor sod would also have to get his picture taken with Roy as 'her' date for the evening.

And the lucky 'winner' of their bet surprisingly wasn't Havoc, though that could simply been due to the fact that he was standing with Hawkeye. Nope, it was Al and since he wouldn't be legal for a few more months Roy and Ed called their bet a draw.

"So Miss Renee, why are you here with brother?"

"Al, 'she's' here 'cause 'she' lost the bet this morning, remember?" Ed grinned at his brother's wide-eyed disbelief.

"C-colonel, that's you?"

"Yes Al." Roy had at Ed's insistence pitched his voice so that was a light tenor, so as not make it completely obvious that he was in fact male.

Roy looked around the bar they were seated at. He and Riza were the only ones in female attire that were not waitresses. It was also a bit depressing to his ego that the two of them were also the most attractive ones in bar as well.

"The band's pretty good tonight. Jean, would you dance with me?" Riza asked standing in front of the other.

"Babe, even in heels Roy's a better dancer than I'll ever be." Jean Havoc feared more her finding out that he while he might be a graceful fighter; he was a complete klutz when it came to dancing, and he would more likely break one of her feet by stepping on it than get shot for calling her babe.

"He does have point Riza, and it's not like any the rest of the peanut gallery can dance either. Even Ed would be more likely to crush someone's foot by accident than dance properly." Roy stood up and offered his hand to her "So would you care to dance with your self-proclaimed elder sibling?"

"I'd love to Renee. Thank you."

While the guys watched Roy and Riza dancing, Ed and Havoc started watching the other men in the bar, noticing how many were looking at their dates with less than innocent interest. Once the song was over Ed decided to squash the bar flies hopes in one fell swoop, by going up to the mic that the band was using.

"Alright all of you perverts the Hawkeye sisters aren't interested in any of you, so you might as well stop looking at them like that."

A few of men around the bar paled at word Hawkeye, but those that were farther gone in drink looked like they wanted to argue the point with Ed, so he made abundantly clear to them just who they wanted to hit on.

"Lt. Riza Hawkeye could, if you lot irritate her enough, shoot off both testicles of every guy she isn't friends probably before the first realized he had lost his. So does anyone really want to try and irritate her?"

Ed and the rest watched as even the drunk of the men in the paled at thought of losing their pride and joy, along with of course any further chance of procreation. It was funny really how sober they became as Ed walked back to his bar stool.

The rest of the night was sent watching Roy and Riza dancing with each other a few more times. Then the gang took turns taking pictures with Roy, so that there was way more than enough blackmail material for Riza to use to get him to do his paperwork come Monday.

"Alright Renee let's get you home before one of the remaining drunks decides that they should get to."

"I suppose I'm going to have to put you up for the duration that the bet is in effect."

"Yep, Al and I both, seeing as how I didn't get a chance to stop at the dorms earlier today."

Roy nodded; he and Ed had spent most of the guys lunch break making out in his office. They had, after Al and Riza told them to get up, agreed that the floor was a bit too uncomfortable to remain on. Then Riza had told to get his paperwork done, or he spending his entire weekend doing it. Ed had gleefully added in that would be more than happy to make sure it all got done in his office before they would get ready to go to the bar.

Roy groaned again at the memory of Ed insisting on his finishing, so that they get him dressed in the ridiculous outfit that he was now wearing.

"What's got your panties twist now bastard?"

"I'm in a miniskirt in October. What do you think Fullmetal?"

"Gees, here you can borrow my coat if ya want."

"Wow brother that's really nice of you."

Roy looked from one Elric to the other wondering how he was going to get one away from the other, so that he could fully enjoy his first night as Ed's 'slave.'

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slight cliffy (hehe)