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Chapter 2 Halloween
We arrived at the school 10 minutes later. Shudder, those bus rides are scary! Especially after the new guy arrived, John something. I've heard that Ron Wilson, bus driver, is working for the government now as a robot exterminator. Anyway, I said hi to a couple of friends and than we went to hero class. Well at least Jordan, Xavier and me. Jamie was a side-kick. You might wana know what their power is. Ok I'll make it easy for you, Jordan can turn in to a bear (yeah a bear), Xavier can scream so loudly that on his loudest scream he can deafen people living in Russia (he's related to Boomer), and Jamie can fix things. Like if you've broken a window or something she'll be able to fix it.
"How long is there to next vacation?" asked Xavier on our way to hero class.
"We've already had a vacation!"
"I know that! Just want to prepare my self."
"Prepare your self for vacation?"
"Would you two just stop it?" I said impatiently. I'm so sick of their nagging!
"Oh my! Who's that?" I whispered to Jordan and pointed at a guy standing a couple of feet from us. He was totally hot! He was wearing a leather jacket and had dark hair with red stripes in it. (It is a little last year, but I'm not here to judge anyone about their lack of fashionable intelligent.)
"That's Warren Pearce! You've heard about him right?"
"Yeah, his father's a villain and stuff. He is cute!" I had seen him before, but I hadn't really noticed him in that way you know?
"Who are you talking about?" asked Xavier impatiently. His bright blue eyes were looking up at me (he's very short!).
"You are just like Jamie! When we talk about something she always have to know what it is after we've said it!" I said got punched on the arm by a small fist. It was like I had been hit by a fly or something.
"Never compare me with her!" He screamed. They don't like that you see because they "hate" each other so much. Yeah right.
"Anyway, back to Simon." I said. Simon is a name we use instead of Logan, so that no one would understand what we're talking about him.
"Oh yeah. Well it all started when I was looking at a book called How to learn the advanced language old English."
"As so many stories do…"
"Anyway, he passed me and said hi."
"He said hi, really? In what tone of voice?" No boy in the world could ever imagine how big it was when a boy you liked said hi to you.
She rolled her eyes at me and got a seat in the back. I hate when she does that! Not that she got a seat in the back, the eye rolling thing.
"Welcome back students," said principal Powers as she walked in the room. I glanced at Jordan that looked just as alarmed as me. The principal never came to visit our class unless it was something important!
"You might wonder why I'm here. Well, I'm here to tell you that there will be some changes in your class schedule. There will be two new classes this year." She said as she handed out our new schedules.
"COOKING!" yelled Jordan.
"Yes Miss Evans, cooking." poor, poor Jordan. She absolutely hated everything called cooking. I looked at her, she had leaned forwards so that her dark brown hair covered her face as she shook it.
"And there will be…"
"SWIMMING!" yelled Jordan again. Poor, poor Jordan. She absolutely hated everything called swimming… Dèjà vu…
"Yes miss Evans, swimming." said the principal "Now that Miss Evans has been so kind as to tell you your new subjects, I'll be off. Comets away!"
(One hour and one soda later)
"I am cursed…" said Jordan slowly in the cafeteria.
"You're not cursed stupid. You're just unlucky." I comforted. "I personally think that swimming is better than P.E."
"I don't know what you're so upset, P.E is one of my favorite classes." said Jamie. I froze. She most be the silliest person in the world! (P.E is fine if you're an athlete but Jamie, chubby, short, stupid little Jamie is not! She's just stupid!)
"Are you mental?" I said and looked shocked. "Jordan, did you hear what she just said?" Jordan nodded. She was just as shocked as me. We started to jump further away from her as she was a ghost.
"You guys are so stupid." said Jamie in her most girlish and adult voice and looked stupidly at us.
"Have you heard?" asked Corinne (a friend of mine) as she sat down next to me.
"Heard what?" asked Jordan grumpy.
"About the Halloween party this Saturday." I could hear Jordan's head smash the table. Partying, not her thing.
"Don't tell me that it is a costume party."
"Hello! Hall-o-ween! Of course it is a costume party!" Jordan's head smashed the table once more.
"We don't have to bring dates do we?" she asked.
"No."
"Good, because my head is starting to hurt."
(Two days and three hours of costume shopping later…)
"Hallo-fucking-ween…" said Jordan from my bathroom half and hour before the party was starting.
"Come on Jordan, you can't look that bad." I said impatiently on the other side of the door.
"You're not seeing what I'm seeing!"
"If you doesn't open this door in the count of three, I swear I'm gona impale you with one of my arrows!"
She opened the door and a bad copy of the pride of Frankenstein stepped out.
"UAHHHHHHH! Spear me! Spear me!" I yelled in fake horror.
"You're mean do you know that?"
"Mwohahahahahah! I know."
"Why did you get the bride of Dracula costume? You look nice and I look horrible!"
"First of all, I'm not the bride of Dracula I'm just a regular vampire and it would be stupid to be a bride because he has three and I'm only one. And secondly, you just said the key word! Horrible. It's Halloween; you're supposed to look horrible!" I comforted. Jordan was wearing a white dress and a huge black and gray wig. She really looked horrible. While I was wearing tights with a black skirt on the out side and a black sweater with a black coat and a black and red cloak. Black, black, black.
"You look fearless, while I'm fear it self!" She complained and tried to get back on the bathroom.
"You just gave your self a huge compliment! And I might look fearless, but my ass looks super big!"
"No it doesn't and if you think it does you at least have your cloak to hide it!"
I shook my head and put on my shoes. We were going to Jamie's house before we went on the bus, Xavier was there already.
"If you don't hurry, we're gona find one of them with out a head or something!" said Jordan, stamping her foot in the floor to kill time.
"I can't help it! It takes hours to get on these shoes!" Honestly how hard is it to make a pear of shoes with sippers!? Jesus!
We arrived at Jamie's house ten minutes later. I almost screamed when I saw Jamie's out fit. (You'll see...)
"Happy Halloween monsters and mermaids!" She said happily as she opened the door. You'll never guess what she is wearing. A bunny costume! Not any bunny costume, but a playboy bunny costume! And it was pink!
"WHAT ARE YOU?!" I yelled at her. I saw Xavier in the back ground that looked like he was shocking or something, but I'll bet anything that he was laughing is his head of. And I don't blame him, she looked ridicules! Not that I have anything to say but, Jamie was a little chubby so the costume kinda pushed all the fat out on the sides.
"I'm a playmate stupid!"
"Yeah I can see that, but why?"
"I wana look good!" she said and walked inside. Jordan, that hadn't said anything yet, said
"Please tell me that that she wasn't wearing that."
"I could, but than I would be lying…"
"I'll just go and put on my shoes." Said Jamie and went. Jordan and I looked at Xavier. How could he not call after he'd seen that? Fine, I'll keep that in mind till next Halloween when I see Jamie's costume first!
"Ok, what are you?" asked Jordan when he's stopped laughing. "Gollum?" He was wearing something that looked like a potato bag and green tights. And last but not least, a huge hump on his back.
"I know! Quasimodo!" I guessed. He most be a miniature Quasi, since he was so small.
"No and no." He said and fixed on his hump. "I'm the proud helper of Victor Frankenstein and Count Dracula. I am Igor!"
"So you're the proud helper of Victor Frankenstein are you?" Jordan smiled evilly at me.
"And Count Dracula?" I said in an Transylvanian accent. (It's so sexy!)
"Well, I'm looking forwards to your services to night Igor."
"What are you talking about?" asked Xavier confused.
"Since I'm related to Dracula,"
"And I'm one of Victor Frankenstein's creatures,"
"You're serving us to night!" I said triumphal.
"Not in a million years!" said Xavier just as Jamie came in the room.
"Ready to go?"
"Not until you've change we're not!" I said. I will not go out in public with a friend looking like whore! Not now, not ever!
"I can't believe you!" I can't believe me! I swore that I would not let her out of the hose before she'd changed, but we are now on her way to the bus stop, with me first and Frankenstein's bride, Igor and a playboy bunny in my tail.
"Why don't you ever support me?" asked Jamie defended.
"Because you're not very supportable!" I said, checking every corner for people.
"You just jealous!" she said and slapped me on the thigh with her scarf.
"That really hurt." I said sarcastically.
"You're just too fat to feel it!"
I stopped in my tracks. What did she just say? Ok so I wasn't skinny, but I wasn't that fat. And she's got nothing to say!
She walked onboard on the bus and got a seat in the back together with her friend Harriet.
"All I've got to say is, don't bother. She's not worth it." Said Xavier and got a seat next to me.
"You're right. She isn't. All I'm gona concentrate on to night is me and me alone!" I said and put my vampire teeth in. (They had been special made to me since I've got braches…)