Guys to Gals
Author's Notes: Hello. This is Dana again. I'm so sorry for not updating. I've been caught with my schoolwork. Don't ask. Having trigonometry, physics, chemistry and advanced biology in one year can keep you really busy. That's the trouble. I'm not good at these subjects so I have to put more effort. Advanced Algebra is quite okay, but Trig is hell.
Okay.
I'll stop.
Go on and read the story.
Warning: OOC-ness, randomness, boring-ness, not-so-good-description, grammar and spelling errors, quick changing of scenes, and a whole lot more
Disclaimer: We do not own Naruto. 'Cause if we did… That means Apocalypse is coming.
Chapter 2 - THE Makeover
"Kakashi…" A fuming lead singer menacingly said to their manager. "What the hell are we doing outside a SPA?"
"Don't you want to have a good massage?" Kakashi giggled behind his book.
"We know what spa is for, Kakashi?" Neji said.
"What we don't get is why are we going to a spa that is for girls and everything around us is pink?" Gaara added.
"Ah yeah, about that… It is your training."
"Training? For what?" Shikamaru lazily said.
"For when you're girl friends invite you to go to something familiar to this." Their sensei giggled even more.
"Shouldn't we move on? I still have a lot to draw." said Sai.
"Look at the brighter side… WE'LL GET TO HAVE A MASSAGE! YAY!" A hyper Naruto said.
"Let's go then." Kakashi cheered.
And so they went inside the spa. Kakashi paid for their, the seven of them's, full body massage.
"Now, the makeover shall start." Kakashi mumbled to himself.
A Few Hours Later
"That was the best massage… EVER"
"I have to agree with Naruto on this. That sure is relaxing." Sai said.
"Hn. I guess so." Neji added.
"So now that all that massage and relaxing is finished. We moved on to more important and more painful arts of beautification." said Kakashi.
"Like what?" Sasuke questioned.
"Well, for starters like the six of you who doesn't like girls. You have to change a little of your skin colors."
"What the –? I love my tan skin. Thank you very much." Naruto crossed his arms in front of him.
"Girls love their skin very much. They try different products just so they can make it whiter, rosier, acne-free and so on and so forth. I guess the skin color could stay the same. But still a trip to the derma shouldn't be too bad." Kakashi said as he enters their limousine. The boys follow. "Hmm… I think those things could wait. First, you have to learn some etiquette, manners and habits of girls."
"But from whom, Kakashi-sensei?" Naruto asked.
"From a close friend of mine."
In Front of a Building
Kakashi and the boys hopped down from their ride. Kakashi is the first one who entered. They headed straight to the elevator since Kakashi already made an appointment to 'that person.' They went up to the 13th floor. Kakashi walked straight to the double door at the end of the corridor. He ringed the doorbell. The door opened. I revealed a lady wearing decent clothes. She's about the same age as Kakashi.
"Kakashi. Long time no see. How are you?" The woman said.
"Long time no see. I'm fine." Kakashi replied.
"Come in." Kakashi and the boys entered the woman's apartment. They are awed by the place. It was huge! The woman ushered them to go sit down and walked to the kitchen to get some cookies and refreshments.
"Ne, ne, Kakashi-sensei." Naruto nudged the said person.
"Hm?" Kakashi said, not looking at Naruto.
"Is she your girlfriend, or something?"
"Hahaha… Nope. She's a teammate and band mate of mine when we were younger. Obito and I took turns in playing the mixed badminton tournaments with her. Then, after playing, we will jam in Obito's place." Kakashi explained.
"That's too bad, isn't it, Kakashi-sensei?" Sai smiled.
"Sorry for the long wait, boys." The woman said. She arrive bringing tea and cookies in a tray. "I haven't introduced myself, have I? I am Rin. Nice to meet you." She put the tray down the table and gives each one a cup of tea. "You don't need to introduce yourself. I already know you. Who doesn't, anyway?"
"Rin, I know you're a very busy person. But please, they need your help. I already explained to you their situation…in which I don't know why they're trying to escape." Kakashi whispered the last part.
"I already thought about it, Kakashi. It's fine with me. Really." Rin smiled at them.
"Oi, Kakashi can we hurry this up, at least. We still have a lot of things to do." Sasuke said, clearly annoyed.
"Rin, can they start today? It seems that they are very impatient." Kakashi smirked.
"Sure." Rin smirked back at Kakashi. "Boys, why don't you follow me to one of my training room?" Rin stand up and entered a door in the right side of the living room. The boys followed.
When they entered, the boys, except Kakashi, nearly puked their organs out. The room is full of girly stuff and pink. There is a shelf of shoes, with varying sizes and high of heels, in one side. There is a long couch beside it. On the other side is full of clothes ranging from different sizes, colors, styles and decency.
"Boys, Rin will teach you… the ways of being a girl." Kakashi said.
"Now, I want you to get heels from that shelf, and wear them." Rin ordered. "I want three-inch stilettos for each one of you."
"No freaking way." Naruto shouted. "It will hurt my man's pride." The others nodded their agreement.
"Well, if you don't follow my orders… I'll make sure that all six of you will never have children ever." Rin said. Her looks changed from the kind decent lady to a menacing She-devil.
And so, the boys didn't hesitate to get a pair of stiletto and wore them.
"Good, boys. Now stand up and walk to the other side of the room." Rin smiled.
The boys tried to stand up but failed miserably.
"Ow. That hurts." Naruto whined loudly.
"I think I broke my ankle." Neji growled.
"This is way troublesome." Shikamaru muttered.
"This is not good for my skin. It's already red everywhere." Sai complained.
Sasuke and Gaara just scowled.
"Well, this is only the beginning. And the most sought-after boys are on the floor, wearing heels and falls down." Rin teasingly said. "Now… STAND UP AND TRY AGAIN! GO ACROSS THIS ROOM." The boys tried again after they are shouted. And again, they failed.
"Hey hag, could you at least show us how to walk properly on these freaking shoes." Sai rudely said.
"Ummm… Sai you shouldn't call her that." Kakashi nervously said while backing away. And true enough, Rin is already in her she-devil form. You could practically see hell from her eyes.
"What did you call me?" Rin said as she walked towards her 'students'. Sai is about to repeat what he said, but Sasuke clamped his hands in his mouth, shutting him up. All the other boys are sweating heavily. Obviously scared of their new teacher.
"Uh… ummm… What he said is you're beautiful." Naruto covered up. "Believe it."
"Really?" Rin sweetly smiled, going back to the decent lady form.
"Ye-yes." Naruto stuttered.
"Okay then. I'll show you how it's done." She walked to the shelf and picks a pair of stiletto. She wore them and stood up. She walked gracefully. One hand rested on her hips. It looks like she's a model walking in the catwalk. When she reached the other side, she said, "Now all of you try it."
They all tried and failed. Tried. Failed. Tried. Failed. And so they're trial and failure continued. After 2 hours, they could now walk halfway to the said place. Another hour, they can now walk to the other side. After thirty more minutes, they can walk back and forth.
"Very good, my dear students. Now you shall practice sitting and standing like an elegant girl." Rin smiled.
"Hn. Sensei, I have a question." Neji said.
"Go ahead."
"Are you only going to teach us how to act like an elegant woman?"
"Of course not. You'll learn different things. You'll learn how to interact with girls your age. The fashion trends. How to put make-up. How to act like a girl even wearing pants and sneakers. You'll learn all that." Rin said. Her eyes obviously sparkled.
Sasuke walked calmly to Kakashi, still wearing the heels.
"Oi. Kakashi. How long are we going to study in here? We only have five days left." Sasuke emotionlessly said.
"Three. You can learn all those things in three days. Today, tomorrow and the day after tomorrow."
"How can you be so sure that we will finish this in three days? It's like you already went through this training."
"Hahaha… I did. Obito and I, actually. Rin forced us and we don't have any choice. We finished the basics in three days." Kakashi laughed.
"Basics?"
"Yeah… You'll only learn the basics. The advanced level will hurt even more. We already experienced that. She makes us play basketball while wearing a mid-thigh-long skirt and stiletto." Kakashi smiled at him. Sasuke looked horrified. He can't, and never wanna see, that scene again. Even imagining it will cause nightmares for the poor boy.
They continued their lessons. Their feet ached after doing those things.
After Three Days
"THANK GOD! THAT'S ALREADY FINISHED!" Naruto bellowed.
"What's already finished?" Kakashi interrupted.
The Lone Wolves are hanging out in their floor in Shinobi Music Corp. They are quite happy, though they are not showing it, in finishing their 'Acting-like-a-Girl' Training. They are now relaxing their feet from all the stress it endured throughout the said training.
"The training, Kakashi-sensei. The training with those demon high heels." Naruto practically shouted.
"Oh. Yeah. I forgot about that. Sorry." Kakashi scratched his not-itchy head. "So, let's move on to the next step."
"What's the next step, Kakashi-sensei?" Sai smiled.
"Trip to the dermatologist." Kakashi simply replied.
"Which dermatologist?" Sasuke said. Hesitance is evident in his voice.
"Orochimaru." Kakashi smiled, more like smirked.
"What the--?" Shikamaru said.
"NO! Not the gay-slash-pedophile snake bastard." Naruto whined.
"I am going to skip this step." Neji said while walking towards the door.
"I am NOT going to see that… that… pervert. Ever again." Sasuke spat out.
"Alas, my dear beloved students, you need to see him for some skin care." Kakashi said, going back to reading his Icha Icha Paradise.
"But we all have beautiful skin. Flawless. Our face is even acne-free." Naruto whined.
"We just need to buy some lotions and such that are good for your skin." Kakashi said.
"Fine. But make it fast." Naruto crossed his arms in front of his chest.
Oto Derma Stop: A Few Minutes Later
"Welcome back, Lone Wolves." Orochimaru hissed.
"I'm not welcomed at the idea, at all." Sasuke darkly muttered.
"You're saying something, Sasuke-kun?" Orochimaru walked closer to Sasuke. He nearly touched Sasuke's shoulder when Sasuke hid behind Kakashi. "Ssso… What can I do for you?" Orochimaru directed the question to Kakashi, who is the only one safe from the perverted glances of Orochimaru.
"Oh… We just need some lotion and skin-related products that are suit their skin." Kakashi sweatdropped.
"I'll get them for you…" Orochimaru creepily smiled at the boys. The boys are grossed out of their wits.
"Kakashi-sensei." Naruto started.
"Yes, Naruto?"
"Could you please get the products for me? I don't think I can handle another second here." said a scared Naruto.
"I guess so." Kakashi smiled. After Kakashi said those words, Naruto ran out of the door.
"Me too." The others simultaneously said. Without waiting for Kakashi's reply, they also ran out of the door.
Kakashi bought all the products given and prescribed by Orochimaru. Orochimaru is quite saddened by the fact that the boys ran from him… again.
Eye View Optics
Kakashi brought them to an optical shop. He said that they need to change at least a little bit of their eye color. So they are buying contact lenses. Since none of them have any eye problem, the contacts could be given to them when they are done picking the color of their eyes.
"May I help you?" The optician's assistant sweetly asked.
"We need colored contacts for these boys. They are going to do something for a music video that needs the use of contacts." Kakashi replied.
"Oh. Contact lenses. Please sit down first. The optician still has a patient inside."
Minutes passed by. The door suddenly opened and reveals the patient…
"Hinata-chan." Neji exclaimed.
"Eh? Neji-niisan?" Hinata is equally shocked.
"Neji, you know her?" Naruto asked. His eyes focused on Hinata.
"Yeah. She's my cousin." Neji replied. "What are you doing here, Hinata-chan?" Neji asked Hinata.
"Oh. I was thinking of having glasses." Hinata shyly said. She was not used to talking to many handsome guys.
"What do you need the glasses for?" Naruto curiously asked.
"Reading." Hinata said to Naruto. She turned to Neji and asked, "How about you, Neji-niisan? What are you doing here?" The boys looked nervously at each other.
"You could tell her." Kakashi interrupted the silence.
"About what?" Hinata softly asked.
"Do you know about my, I mean our, engagement?" Neji questioned.
"Yes. Father and Uncle told me about it. Why?"
"Because that is where it all revolves. We have to attend Konoha's most elite exclusive all-girls school. The Konoha's Kunoichi Academy for Girls." Hinata was shocked of what she heard.
"Why? Did something happened?" Naruto frantically asked.
"Umm… No. It's just that my friends and I study there." Said Hinata.
"Really? That's great we'll see each other then." Naruto bounced happily.
"But, how? How are you going to enter? You're all guys."
"That's why we are making them girls for the time being. At least, until they break their engagement, Hinata-san." Kakashi explained. Hinata however looked dejected.
"Eh? Hinata? Why do look suddenly disappointed?" Naruto noticed.
"Hahaha… Nothing." Hinata covered with a nervous laugh.
"Please, Hinata-chan, keep it a secret." Naruto pleaded.
"It's fine with me. Don't worry. I'll keep it a secret." Hinata softly said. "I better get going. Sakura is waiting for me."
"Hope we meet you soon." Naruto waved goodbye as Hinata walked out of the door.
The entered the optician's office (or whatever it is called) and bought the colored contacts that they wanted.
At The Mall
"We're here. I hope we still have time." Kakashi said looking around the place. The boys are wearing disguises so that they can avoid their fans.
"What do you mean?" said Gaara.
"We're gonna have a shopping spree. Tsubaki-san is waiting for us." Kakashi is still looking around."
"Who's she? Your girlfriend?" Naruto wiggled his eyebrows suggestively.
"Nope. Can't you remember Naruto? She is the Lone Wolves' fashion expert. And there she is." Kakashi pointed to a woman with straight blue hair.
"I don't even know we have a fashion expert." Naruto pouted.
"That's because you're an idiot, dobe." Sasuke sneered.
"What's that, teme?" Naruto shouted.
"Glad you came." Tsubaki interrupted.
"Where are we going first, Tsubaki-san?" Kakashi said.
"Hmmm… How about we go to the hair stylist first?" Tsubaki suggested.
"Fine with us." Kakashi replied.
"Then let's go."
They went to the salon that is owned by the relative of Tsubaki. The boys got their hair changed. Most have hair extensions. The hairstylist arranged their hair to whatever they think suits them.
After visiting the salon, they went shopping for clothes and shoes. Then after shopping, they went back to their floor in Shinobi Music Corp. When they arrived, Kakashi told them that they pack their things. They can go back to their houses to get more of their things. For tomorrow, they will escape their engagement.
Tomorrow Morning: in the Front Of A Mini Mansion
The Lone Wolves escaped without being noticed. They used their newly bought cars to get away. They arrived at the front of their home-to-be for the next few months or years even.
They stepped out of their cars at the same time. And, whoa, all the people that saw them stopped what they're doing. The maid that is supposed to bring tea to her master and mistress dropped the tray she's carrying. The young man that is bicycling crashed at the tree because he can't stop staring at them.
They are so drop-dead gorgeous. Damn. They're even guys, for crying out loud. I'm going to describe each of them. (A/N: I'm going to describe them as to how they now looked like.)
Uchiha Sasuke. He has straight midnight-blue hair the reaches his mid back. He wears a light blue headband with little diamonds that glitter in the sunlight. His eyes are the same black but with hints of blue. He wore a white tube top with blue roses at the bottom right side, and a blue skirt that varies from light blue at the top to dark blue at the hem. He also wore blue platform heels. His 'alias' is Umenomiya Shion.
Uzumaki Naruto. He has shoulder-length, straight and layered blonde hair. He wore a clip with that have the symbol of Konoha. He has blue eyes that have some purple lines. He wore an orange off-shoulders top and denim pants for the bottom. His footwear is brown boots (that have heels). His 'alias' is Umi Nadeshiko.
Hyuuga Neji. He has hair that is straight at the top and wavy at the bottom. It reached his waist. His eyes are the color of light purple. He is wearing a red Chinese dress that have a slit at one side. He wore red stilettos. His 'alias' is Hashi Naomi.
Nara Shikamaru. He has black hair that is tied in a half-ponytail. The bottom part is wavy. He has brown eyes. His top can be seen as a pink jacket with black skulls. His bottom is brown Capri pants. His footwear is black sneakers. His 'alias' is Nakamura Shira.
Sabaku Gaara. He has his red hair in pigtail. He has his bangs swept at the left side of his face. He has light green eyes. He wore a black gothic Lolita dress that reaches up to his knees. It has a white corset. He wears white high socks and doll shoes. His 'alias' is Shiraishi Ai.
Uchiha Sai. He has shoulder-length hair that is flying away at the ends. (A/N: It looks like the hair of Alice in Twilight movie. Only, it is black.) Sai's contacts are in the color of dark violet. He wore purple-colored spaghetti-strapped top and just-above-the-knees shorts. He also wore white rubber shoes. His 'alias' is Umenomiya Shea.
The Lone Wolves are clearly disgusted, though they don't show it, with the looks that the men population sends them. Some guys winked at them, some send flirtatious smiles.
And now they have to endure having their same gender falling and pursuing them. If the fan girls are annoying, what more if they have fan boys? Now they have to endure both. They have to act, pretend and dress like a girl up until to time unknown.
End of Chapter 2
Author's Notes: I'm so sorry… Again. I rushed the story and this is how it turns out. Argh. My head aches. Please send reviews. It's very important. For me.
When I uploaded this. There are a lot of things that changed. Argh. I'm gonna replace this chapter if needed.
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PS: I've just noticed this. I wrote "Published: March 30, 2008 (Philippines Time)." But actually, I published it at May 30, 2008. Hahaha. Sorry.
Published: November 1, 2008 (Philippines Time)