Chapter 7: Order of elimination: the damn ugly from the damn sexy...part 1

Last time: 'Humph, well whatever…. who cares what THEY say ….. what I want to know is how to trap him….he's mine all MINE!!' She said to herself.

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Inuyasha walked into the village alone and was actually thinking. He'd sent Kikyo away as soon as he walked away from Kagome and Sesshomaru. He made his way to Kaede's, knowing he'd run into Sango and Miroku. He hoped Sango wouldn't try to kill him this time…..

He didn't feel bad that Kagome had seen both him and Kikyo together….nope, not at all…. 'I mean seriously she sees us every-time, she should be used to it by now.' Inuyasha grumbled something about ungrateful miko's and made his way over to the hut. Why did it feel so strange when he'd seen Kagome and his half-brother together? Like someone had stepped on his heart? I mean he had the real thing and Kagome was just a copy….

'I have the better one.' He confirmed to himself. He didn't understand why Sesshomaru was being so nice to Kagome. It's like he turned over a new leaf. 'Why doesn't he go out and do his normal thing, like kill people?' Inuyasha grumbled. 'He just had to go off and play the good Samaritan didn't he? And now Kagome was fawning all over him.' Honestly Sesshomaru was supposed to be an assassin, not a suck-up Samaritan……well whatever, it wasn't like he was Sesshomaru's father. gad who would want to be anyway? Perhaps it was a good thing that dad died...look what his son Sesshomaru turned out to be...

'And what was up with him saying that I was interrupting the both of them?' Inuyasha thought inwardly. What were they going to do that was so important? Oh wait……

Inuyasha thought stopping suddenly. 'NO WAY! Both had to have their minds in the gutter for them to think that way!'

Inuyasha was grateful that Sesshomaru had saved Kagome's life, but he didn't believe that it was his fault that Kagome had almost died. Sota had stuck up for his sister when he had come to apologize, which was an honorable thing to do but Sota had gone way over the limit by saying that Inuyasha wasn't welcome at their house anymore. 'I mean Kagome really wasn't about to die was she?'

-Flashback-

'I guess I was wrong when I thought you were cool with your sword and all, protecting my sister, from harm….But THIS TIME IT WAS YOU WHO HAS INFLICTED PAIN ON HER…..' Sota said glaring at him angrily.

'Inuyasha get the hell out of my house, you are not welcome in our home anymore…even if Kagome does forgive you….which I doubt…'

'You Bastard, I do not want you associating with my sister again, how could you…How dare you even show your face here, you DOG?!'

-End Flashback-

'Sota was just overreacting.' Inuyasha thought to himself. He walked into Kaede's hut and sat down. He looked over and saw Sango all comfy and cozy leaning on Miroku's shoulder. Sango hadn't spoken to him ever since Kagome had left to go back to the future. Inuyasha looked up and saw her glaring at him, eyes burning with a passion to murder. He winced inwardly and looked back down. Why was he so afraid of her when she was scary?

Miroku, who was sitting next to Sango watched the scene unfold. He sighed and shook his head. 'I'm guessing Kagome didn't forgive Inuyasha by his expression.'

And why should Kagome forgive him anyway? 'Who in their right minds would forgive someone who practically let you die….to save a dead person?'

(A/N: rolls on the ground laughing)

-With Kagome and Sesshomaru-

She watched Inuyasha walk away, disappearing into the shadows and thought 'Humph, well good riddance to him….he is a dog after all…..'Suddenly out of impulse, Kagome grabbed Sesshomaru by the collar of his white silk shirt and dragged him along with her down the path towards the village.

"Where are we going?" he asked Kagome pleasantly, as if this was the most amusing thing he'd ever experienced.

"I'm so happy you're here, Sesshomaru…I don't have the faintest idea of where you live so now that you're here I don't have to find you." She began.

"So you're happy that I am here huh?" he asked her, in a voice that made her shiver. She had this sudden urge to ask him if he actually tried to act sexy and mysterious or just was sexy and mysterious by nature. He did make it look effortless...amazing.

"So anyways, since I know you're not a busy demon and all, I was wondering if I could show you something." She didn't wait for him to answer, but continued on her merry way, taking 'her' demon as she'd already claimed him to be, towards home…..

"Shouldn't we be heading towards the village? That's where your family is correct?" he asked her.

'Err…no…Great, I thought he knew I lived in the future. I mean seriously look at my attire….' she thought.

He watched her expression change from shock to guilt and then utter confusion. 'What's the matter with her?' Had something happened to her family? She did travel alone after all…..

"Kagome." He started.

She jumped out of what seemed to be shock of being addressed…"Yes?"

"You don't live in the village do you?" he asked.

"I don't live…." She began, but was rudely cut off by an angry voice from behind her.

"You're right Sesshomaru! She doesn't live in the village!! Not at all!!She's gonna live with me!!"

Sesshomaru raised his eyebrow at the loud outburst and calmly said, as if it were a known fact already, "She will NOT live with the likes of you mongrol."

"Oh and why's that?! She's my woman! I didn't realize you two were so chummy-chummy….Kagome didn't tell me, but it looks like I'll have to destroy your affections towards her as of now…."

"Kouga!!" Kagome said glaring at him. She moved towards him as if to scold him for acting so rashly and so much like an overly obsessed animal?

(A/N: giggle )

She didn't like the way Kouga was behaving. 'Is this how male demons fight when they're fighting for a female?' Sesshomaru obviously didn't like something in Kouga's manner either and pulled Kagome back by the waist when she moved forward to berate Kouga for being such a child.

"It's no wonder why Kagome doesn't approve of you, Wolf," Sesshomaru started. "Treating a female as though she already was your possession…when in fact she loved another…"

'Loved another?' Kagome thought. She didn't dare look up at Sesshomaru's face, otherwise she'd be blushing like hell…… She went over Sesshomaru's words again thoughtfully and grinned….like an idiot.

'Time for some fun.' She thought and remembered to add this in her book when she was done.

Chapter 1: Section 1- Make them Jealous (for the ladies only...and guys just pay attention cause this is going to be on the test next friday.)

In normal circumstances….demon trapping is not easy, weapons and spells will not do either…..the most easiest thing to try first is to play with their emotions, their feelings (Damn straight!! Make them jealous girl!! God knows those dogs, wolves or demons deserve it!!)

--Please Note: make sure they don't kill each other in the process….errr some demons are well…overly possessive and will kill each other to get what they want.--

--Do not attempt to sue us…..We are not responsible if someone dies--

She clenched her jaw and looked up at Sesshomaru then at Kouga and sweat-dropped. 'Great just peachy….both of them count as overly obsessive and possessive demons.' Wait, weren't all demons supposed to be overly obsessive and possessive?'

Sesshomaru had like two swords and a whip-thing and some major claws and Kouga? Well he's got a shikon shard in his leg and usually fights with his fists…

She had to remember to look that one up or ask Sango, after all she was a Demon Slayer and would know a lot about err….insane demons and their habits….. Kouga frowned at Sesshomaru and crossed his arms. "Tell me something then rich boy, err….demon, what would you do with Kagome, if she were yours?" Kagome squeezed her eyes shut and hoped Sesshomaru REALLY WOULD NOT answer.

'Don't answer…please don't answer…' she chanted mentally to Sesshomaru. Thankfully he didn't….'Oh good! I love you Sesshomaru!' Kagome whispered. Both demons turned to look at her and she shrugged.

Kouga leaned against a tree, annoyed that his question had remained ….."You must trust him a lot if he's holding you around the waist like that Kagome."

"You're right Kouga….absolutely. I do trust Sesshomaru." Kagome started, smirking a bit. " In fact, I trust him more than I trust you…." Sesshomaru didn't respond to that. "Oh but really it's such a SHAME….." Kagome said, clapping her hands to her cheeks dramatically. It's not like any one of you wants me….so I promised err…Hojo that I'd uhm…marry, mate him!"

Kouga glared at Kagome, and Sesshomaru tightened his arms around Kagome's waist. Both demons glared at each other, a glare which clearly said 'When I get rid of this 'Hojo' Kagome's mine.' Kagome didn't notice any of this, but continued to talk.

" Hojo was a little reluctant at first, Sesshomaru, and he hurt my feelings too…." She said, pouting a little. She played with his collar and then snickered at Kouga inwardly who was growling at Sesshomaru. Sesshomaru on the other hand was clearly enjoying the whole situation. Kagome was acting differently than she usually would….

"Kagome." Kouga said, moving closer to her, anger in his eyes. Sesshomaru glared at Kouga and growled at him, clearly showing that he'd BETTER stay where he was….unless he wanted to die.

And still Kagome took no heed that the situation was getting a bit out-of-control. She was just enjoying the fact that her plan was working well…

And Now back to trapping those demons ladies...

Congratulations! We have now proceeded to level 2. Personally, this is my favorite part of the game...err… uhmmm….book I mean of course!! So there will be many sections in this certain category of course!! (sweatdrops)

Chapter 2- Section 1:

-Time to eliminate the damn ugly from the damn sexy.-

Search for flaws in the demons/humans……they must have many….no demon is perfect. Any scars? Attitude issues? Obsessive possessive behavior? Over-confident? Arrogance?

-It is unfortunate that we cannot eliminate the 'damn ugly demons or humans' completely at this stage, however, the good thing is that they will no longer take up room in your book.

Kagome frowned as she thought over this category and looked from Kouga to Sesshomaru. 'Damn ugly from the Damn sexy huh?' perhaps she should cut this part out of her book? It wasn't fair….. No way! What was she thinking? This had got to be the best part of the book….eliminating males one by one. She just hoped no one would get their hands on it.

"Kagome, WHAT is the matter with you?" Kouga asked her, a bit angry. "You're a Miko….you're supposed to hate Demons!!"

(A/N: Wait-a-minute Sherlock…..you're a demon too Kouga…)

Chapter 2- Section 2:

This is wonderful ladies! We are just now starting to weed out the competition! and the ones that lack common sense! But it is quite a shame that this Kouga is not ugly so we have not yet accomplished our goal. but have no fear we shall get to the bottom of this soon!

- In the books Footnotes-

Of course the ones that read this and get offended with this material and flame will be booted out of the University and eaten alive by the demons that the professor has on hold. oh well you read the acceptance letter and enrolled. Your bad...not ours.

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Kagome couldn't believe that Kouga was acting so utterly possessive and different….it was so unlike him. Was she really that important to him? She didn't mean to piss him off…. 'Man I'll never understand how the male mind works!!' Kagome thought.

"I knew it!" Kouga said, walking close paying no heed to Sesshomaru's look. "You couldn't find anyone else, Sesshomaru and for the time being, you'd 'play' with Kagome for the time being! What kind of charm did you put on her?"

Sesshomaru looked totally pissed off and growled, preparing to take him out, but Kagome grabbed him by the collar and shook her head 'no.'

"Kouga!! Where is your brain!!" Kagome glared at him angrily. "Don't you think for once I could Lo-…..err…..Li-…. err….want to be friends with someone ELSE for a change?"

"You've just made it clear to yourself that I'm free for the taking!!" She frowned at him and glared. "Did you ever stop to think what I wanted? Did you ever stop to think what is in my heart? NO you didn't!"

"Sesshomaru DID NOT put a charm, incantation, spell or whatever you want to call it on me!! I choose to Lo-….err….Li-….err…be friends with him because it's what I want!!"

She finished by saying in a very icy, cold tone, "And you know what? I'll bet you still don't understand why I dislike you're advances towards me…." That said she started to 'drag'…well attempted to drag Sesshomaru down the path….Kouga gaping after them.

Lady Nefertiti: Yay!! And that's chapter 7 for you all.

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