Chapter 9: Order of Elimination: His body……..
Last time: He never noticed the smirk on Sesshomaru's face. 'Well it was his loss………'
Lady Nefertiti: can you beleive that I forgot to update this after 'does it hurt?' ha-ha...I just thought about it now...anyway, expect ooc-ness and enjoy reading.
Inuyasha grumbled something incoherent and walked off saying he'd be in Kaede's hut when they were 'done.' He just couldn't believe he'd actually said something like that. Kagome gave Sesshomaru a disapproving look and when he was caught off guard and then she jumped on him.
"Kagome Miko get off." Sesshomaru said wondering exactly what she was planning on doing…..
Kagome pouted and said "I wanna see your red mark, to see how badly I injured you Sess-sho-maruuu." And she made a cute face, trying to get at his neck. He tried to pry her off but to no avail, because she was stuck to him like glue…trying as hard as she could to get where she wanted.
"I'm just trying to help you! What's the big deal?" Kagome huffed and jumped down. "Humph…If I wanted to eat you or bite you or whatever…I'd tell you first Okay?"
Chapter 3- Section 1: Check up!!
The doctor is now in the house!! (points) You!! (does a dance )
-You silly girl! Word is you injured him!! If you wanted to play with him you could've waited ! (evil grin) Oh well what's done is done…..but no one said you couldn't 'FIX' him yourself……(evil cackle)
-Equipment-
Do you have the proper things to 'help' him? Such a bother really….we really should've been further along than this!!
(But just between us girls…..you did a great thing 'accidentally' hurting him (grin) who says you couldn't operate on a hunk yourself?)
Equipment- Section 2: Gloves
Well this is certainly something we should've added later…such a drawback really…...but when 'duty' calls….. So gloves huh? Well it depends on what your operating on or who and where (wink) so the big question is do you need gloves at all?
Well If you're doing this for your own evil purposes then I say throw those 'nasty' gloves away and get a move on girl!! He's not gonna be around forever…..well if he's a demon then he'll live for a while and…..never mind back to business……
Yet this is another good way to trap a demon….how you say?
--Well like hello?? You say the gloves are sooo 'hurting' your hands and when he comes to help you take them off, you jump him as soon as possible and say you're NOT getting off…until he mates you….. so there.
-Ha….well not much detail in this section….but for further information please see page 14 and the index in the back……
Kagome turned a nice shade and red and went through what she had just thought of and the only reason she'd gotten off Sesshomaru was because she had another thing she wanted to 'do' or try out, so to speak….and if he thought she wasn't gonna 'practice' on him well he was soo wrong……
"And now we go to Kaede's hut, Sesshomaru." Kagome said, turning her back and looking into his gold eyes. ' Pity I can't mesmerize him with my own eyes……..' she thought, 'Oh well can't have everything….'
"So are we done here?" he asked her.
'No.' she thought, then flushed and said, "Err…yes, of course, lets go then…….."
"Oh No!" Kagome gasped suddenly.
"What's the matter?" Sesshomaru asked her suddenly, looking around for signs of danger.
(A/N: HA! The only sign of danger is standing next to you Sesshy-kun and her name is Kagome)
"I err…I forgot something back home!! Yes that's it…..I have forgotten something back home, my err…equipment and I need to go get it right away!!" Kagome said, gasping as if her life depended on it.
"Umm…Why don't you head off to the village and I'll meet you there Okay?" and without waiting for a response from Sesshomaru, she ran in the direction of the well.
'Kagome?' Sesshomaru thought. He just watched her retreating back…she still hadn't told him where her house was…Something was definitely amiss…
Equipment- Section 3: The Stethoscope
-Well seems like you've forgotten some things behind…like your brain!! and now you must leave your 'demon' behind to go and get them.
Well if you must then get a move on!! You're demon ain't getting any younger waiting for you!!
-What if someone else comes along huh? Like a female who thinks your man is hot? What are YOU going to do about it…cause girl technically you aren't there!! This is your fault, you disorganized person!! Well (ahem) now that we're done with our little lecture let's get down to business……
A stethoscope is vitally important when 'checking up' on a patient and if he disagrees…. YOU tell him like it is and say you won't have it any other way!!
Make sure you know how to use a stethoscope first you silly goose!! You don't want to injure him further…..but if you must please refer to chapter 7, which gives further explanation on how to hurt him and wound him (not mortally of course!!)
Why is a stethoscope important you ask? Because you have to (ahem) check his heart beat of course….. and between us girls? If it ain't fast then you better do something to make his heartbeat fast-ER (refer to the workbook you got in the bookstore with your textbook.)
-Well I suppose that's enough of my lecture on stethoscopes and their 'good uses' GOOD LUCK!!
Kagome wanted to get as fast as she could to the well and home again, she didn't want Sesshomaru to know where she lived even if he already knew she mused. But he hadn't asked her about it. As she jumped through the well, she knew she was going to be bombarded by many questions by her family…….
-Sesshomaru-
She had just run away from him as if he was the plague or whatever. She said she was going home….Was that joke about mating this 'Hojo' guy a joke or was she speaking the truth?
He didn't know why, but he wasn't happy about her saying something like that. And even if Hojo didn't say it, he was still an obstacle in his path…towards 'project mate Kagome' and needed to be disposed of, because he couldn't have any competition….and he didn't want any. Now all he needed to know was where this 'Hojo' person lived. No doubt he was human and utterly vile and hadn't any manners…..
-Kagome- (climbing up the ladder in the well…. towards home)
She walked out of the well house and then opened the door, only to shut it again, as fast as she could. Hojo was here and talking to her mother. Kagome grimaced and remembered that Sesshomaru wanted to 'dispose' of Hojo, and then breathed a sigh of relief when she remembered that Sesshomaru couldn't come to the future and Hojo couldn't come to the past. She tried listening to her mother and Hojo's conversation, but could only pick up a little.
-Hojo and mother-
"Miss Higurashi, why is Kagome always not here when I come to see her? Is she avoiding me?" Hojo asked.
"Oh no, not at all Hojo! How could you think such a thing!" Miss Higurashi said. "She's on a err…trip to see one of her relatives! And they err….live very far away too!"
"I see.Well when she comes back tell her I said hello and tell her to call me…" With that Hojo walked off down the stairs of the house.
"Kagome you can come out now." Her mother said. "So how was the past?"
"Oh fine mother, I err…forgot a few things and have to pick them up!" Kagome ran inside, not waiting for her mother to respond.
When she was about to climb up the stairs she ran into her brother, Sota who looked at her with an unreadable expression on his face.
"Err Sota? What's the matter?" she asked him.
"Kagome, how was the past?" he asked her.
"Fine…" she said, wondering what he was getting at.
"So then did you do what I asked you to do for me?" he said.
Oh do you mean saying thanks to Sesshomaru?" She asked him. 'Well actually I did more than thank him...' and she blushed red. "Why yes, Sota I did and err..." Kagome began, trying to block out the memories of jumping on Sesshomaru...well she turned redder if possible.
"Are you sick sis?" Sota asked her.
'No...' She thought.
"So anyways about me and mating a demoness..." Sota began.
"Sota aren't you a little young to be thinking about married life?" she asked him.
"Okay forget me, what about you?" He asked her.
"Me?" she said. "Don't you think that Mother would be upset and utterly disgusted and mortified and humiliated if I even asked her if I could mate with a demon?" Kagome took a deep breath after saying that in one sentence.
"Well it wouldn't hurt to ask would it?" he said.
'He's right.' she thought. She wasn't going to lie...she did have feelings for Sesshomaru and it was time that she said it to his face and told her mother... She proceeded to walk towards the kitchen and tell her mother...well tell her that she was err...was in love with a demon lord who was a ruthless bloodthirsty killer who murdered people for hmm...what was the word 'kicks?' but he would protect her with his life and was handsome too!
She sweatdropped and thought she'd try it out anyway. She made her way to the kitchen and sat down on the chair next to the counter and watched her mother as she cut vegetables. 'Daddy left mama, so how was she going to take this? Mama would be crushed?' Kagome thought. 'or would she be happy and wish me well?' She cleared her throat and said, "Mama, we need to talk..."
Her mother turned around and said "hmm what about honey?"
"It's...It's...about a err..." Kagome flushed red. How was she supposed to come about this? "It's..." She tried again..."It's just that...I uhm...I like this err...one guy...Oh how wonderful Kagome!" Her mother said happily. "But..." Kagome began.
"So when's the wedding? I know it's Hojo isn't it!! I must send out wedding cards!!" her mother said. Kagome sighed. leave it to her mother to jump the gun, so to speak.
'No mama, It's a demon lord named Sesshomaru...' Kagome thought staring at the ground.
Lady Nefertiti: Chapter 9.
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Sesshomaru: "Lady Nefertiti? Why can't I go to the Future to just dispose of Hojo? He does NOT belong in this University."
Lady Nefertiti: '………….'