Chapter 13: Dr. Kagome is now in !!

Last time: And then her next thought was…..'Wait a link? A link to what?'

Lady Nefertiti: looks like this fic is progressing nicely, even if it is a little ooc. Anyway, I thought I might tell you all that this is a combination of two chapters and also sadly, Kagome's book is slowly coming to a close.

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Kouga and Inuyasha both glared at Sesshomaru, how did he know something they didn't?

Why had Kagome run out on them?

Did she trust this bastard more than she did them?

How much had she told him?

He didn't know about the future did he?

"What is a link?" Inuyasha said harshly to Kagome wondering why and how on earth SESSHOMARU knew more about some future object that Kagome didn't even know about……I mean seriously he was the only other one who was able to go into the future….

Chapter 7: Injuries---Equipment- Section 3 : Seek and destroy the demons who dared intrude on your personal space…..

-I have heard about enough of your foolish excuses !!!

--Get RID of those two clowns and proceed as planned !!! Don't shake your head telling me that that'll be too mean!!!

Getting rid of pathetic obstacles in your path….Such as said demons who are drooling over you might prove to be a problem, however use your demon to destroy them (evil cackle)!! Get your act together woman!

I mean he's not just standing next to you too look pretty…..

For demon number one, the one who calls you 'his woman' you must use severe tactics….after all he won't even listen if you declare that you're already mated to your demon……

For demon number two, hmmm….. well just have your demon err….pulverize him….who said brotherly relationships worked or still exist nowadays?

-- He wants to kill your demon!!! I say you let your beast out and tell him who's boss!!! Yeah that's right!!!!

---Err…must go for now…..demon number one is looking a bit pissed…..must go hide behind my demon….I'll just leave you to uhm….handle the situation…..

Ta!!

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"A link dear brother, is some object that binds one to the other, meaning that I am now hers and she is now mine…I heard her lovely heartbeat and she heard mine….which now formed a bond between us…." He smirked at their stupidity.

'GAH??' Both Kouga and Inuyasha looked at Sesshomaru with a dumbfounded look.

Kagome then decided to cut in and say, "Yes…didn't you guys know that this object here can also be used to 'help' those in need….And since Sesshomaru here is injured…I must operate on him…."

"He's not bloody injured Kagome!! He can damn well heal himself!!!" Inuyasha said.

She ignored him and continued. "And for that reason I need the both of you to leave….My patient needs his privacy after all unless you'd like to feel his poison claws" Kagome said.

"Why don't the both of you be good boys and go back to the hut, where I'm sure Miroku and Sango will want to know what's going on." Both Kouga and Inuyasha gave her a baffled expression and their legs seemed to move automatically towards the hut.

Sesshomaru had been observing this and then chuckled inwardly. "Well I must say that was smooth, You handle them quite well." He turned around to see Kagome frowning at him, arms crossed, chewing her bottom lip, and tapping her foot on the ground.

"What did I do?" He asked her.

"You're late….late for your appointment Sesshy-kun." Then she gave him an evil look and walked towards him, stethoscope in hand. He looked at her with an unsure expression and decided that this could be dangerous and started moving backwards.

"Are you afraid you'll get hurt Sesshomaru?" She said innocently. "My father was a doctor and I watched him all the time….I'm sure that I won't hurt you….all you need are a few stitches and some ointment for your bruises."

"Hmm…although if I do damage you I don't have malpractice insurance….Oh well I'm sure that won't be a problem here." She said thinking out loud.

Sesshomaru knew he could've easily grabbed Kagome by the waist and jumped on her…operating on her… what a tantalizing thought that was but her evil expression was something that even he couldn't make.

"Oh you needn't fear for your demon life…" She said. "I'm quite sure I know what I'm doing….All you have to do is cooperate with me." And she proceeded closer.

'Should've went with Inuyasha and Kouga' he thought grimacing.

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She grabbed him by his collar and started yanking him towards her, completely ignoring the fact that she was suffocating him. After all demons don't die easy do they? They live for quite a while.

-Kaede's hut-

Both Inuyasha and Kouga made it to Kaede's hut, grumbling and muttering insults at each other, blaming that it was the others fault that Kagome made them go away. Inuyasha blaming Kouga that if he really loved 'his woman' he wouldn't have left her there with his half-brother.

Kouga blaming Inuyasha that Kagome was more than a useless shard-detector and was way more worth than that clay-doll Kikyo….and how could he let someone so beautiful like Kagome fall victim to the likes of a murderous assassin like Sesshomaru who would no doubt take advantage of her?

Miroku and Sango both looked up to see them walk in and Sango was the first who spoke up, after seeing their dejected faces. "Kagome told you to take a hike cause her 'Sesshy' was way better I assume?" she asked. She sighed when both nodded, heads hung. They were expecting for her to hit them with her boomerang but she didn't……

"She was too busy 'playing' doctor with my half-brother." Inuyasha said bitterly.

"And the both of you actually listened to what she was saying for once?" Miroku asked incredulously.

Amazing……

-Kagome and Sesshomaru- (somewhere in the forest.)

Perhaps he should distract her from her current 'idea.'

"So Kagome is someone from your family…." But Kagome cut him off.

"A doctor? Yeah" she said bitterly. "Daddy. But he left us…." She swallowed inwardly as unwanted images flashed in her mind.

Sesshomaru didn't respond. He'd hurt her…..

But in seconds she regained her composure and said, "Well I guess that means that occupation passes onto me ne? So get ready Sesshomaru! You're going to feel like a new demon after this."

"Sesshomaru is something amiss?" Kagome asked him sharply, tapping her foot on the ground, playing with the stethoscope in her hands, twirling it around in her hands, twisting it while Sesshomaru gave it an uncertain look, wondering if that was going to be his neck….

"Why do you look like that Sesshomaru?" she said. "I've got a whole bag-full of things….I am the doctor after all ne?"

-Silence-

(crickets chirping)

She was going to kill him!!! Yes this Sesshomaru, lord of the western lands would finally be brought down by a ningen Miko, who had the unmitigated nerve to declare herself as his 'healer' What a way to go…..He'd assumed that he'd go down fighting a demon….not a Miko who was grinning at him evilly….now inching closer to him. But he was no demon to back down!! No indeed he would not be brought down by the likes of a human Miko in an tiny green skirt…..

Chapter 8: Clothing!!! ( Eh-hee my fav. Part!!)

-- Now what did we discuss last chapter? If you were paying attention in class you'd say that we were discussing 'seek and destroy the demons who dared intrude on your personal space…..'and now…….(drum roll) we will TAKE-IT -OFF!!! Yeah baby!!!

Chapter 8: Section 1: Take it off…. Seriously…. Time to strip!

-You sure are slow to get going…

---What's the 'matta with you girl!! Word on the street is that he's about to do a 360 and run away…….. You sit on your damn demon if need be!! Yeah that's right! He ain't gonna get hurt by your weight!! And if he has something to say about it you give him a puppy dog pout and tell him you just care and you're just checking up on him.. eh-heh? Right?

Too bad your demon doesn't have a subjection necklace like that hanyou did…otherwise your demon would be bending to your every will….so to speak…(ah the possibilities)

Well we can't mope over something so trivial now can we? So chop! chop! We gotta work with what we've got!!!

**Please refer to page 21 before you decide to 'operate' on your patient (you wouldn't want anything to 'happen' to him would you?) after all there's no replacement for Sesshomaru, no money back guarantee!!! ***

(ahem…. what did I say? Nothing at all…. now pay attention to the book!!!)

take care and don't mess up!!!! Don't forget what happened last time!!!!

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Kagome gave Sesshomaru a contemplative look, before err… 'springing' onto him, barreling into his chest….which completely shocked him. He'd never thought that she'd have enough power to knock this Sesshomaru down. She sat there on his chest, bag in hand and an evil grin on her face.

Sesshomaru didn't know if he should be unnerved or amused……

"Ningen." He began. But she wasn't paying attention to him and it didn't even bother her that he was glaring at her….

She hummed a foreign tune, completely off-key in Sesshomaru's opinion. She took off his shirt, examining it for a minute before setting it down next to her gently.

"I'm impressed. You have no flaws on you so far, Sesshomaru." Kagome said. "Considering how many demon enemy's you come into contact with after all…" she continued.

'What did she mean by 'you have no flaws on you so far?' ' he thought. "This Sesshomaru would never let a lesser demon touch his person." He said haughtily.

She frowned at him and said, "You're being arrogant again, Sesshy…You know I don't like arrogant demons."

'Huh?' since when did he care about what other people thought about him? He grimaced as he looked up into her blue eyes…. 'A lot…' He knew he cared what she thought about him….a lot. And besides she was touching him…….

A ningen human was touching him…..ah hell….what was wrong with his mind?

"Gad Sesshomaru….You know what?" she started gazing into his amber orbs. "Pity you've a flawless chest….so lets move on shall we???"

'MOVE ON???' he thought. 'Move on where?' Exactly where or rather what areas was she going to examine next?

'Well if you don't like it…throw her off 'your person' Sesshomaru, you arrogant dog…She sullied you…isn't that what you believe in?' 'Come to think of it….you don't believe in love so go on and kill her…' His conscious popped in suddenly and smirked.

'This Sesshomaru will never hurt a female' he thought grimly. 'No matter who she is…..'

'Told ya you liked her.' And his conscious disappeared.

Sesshomaru grimaced inwardly, even his mind was betraying him…..

-Kaede's hut-

'tick-tock..'

'tick-tock..'

Another second went by and then…….

"I can't believe I actually let you leave her with your half-brother!!" Kouga yelled at Inuyasha, raising his fist.

"What? don't have anything to say now Baka?" Kouga yelled at him again. "If I recall....you left with me with your tail between your legs.... cause you were scared of Sesshomaru weren't you?" Inuyasha said. "I aint scared of no one you hanyou !! " Kouga said smugly. "What if Kagome puts a subjegation necklace on you Kouga? Would you like to 'kiss' the dirt everytime she gets pissed off?" Inuyasha said. "Cause it isn't a great feeling..." "Are you implying that I should fear 'my woman?' Kouga demanded angrily. "She ain't your woman!!! " Inuyasha yelled at him, standing up. "Well she's not yours either !!!" Kouga yelled back.

Inuyasha just huffed, crossed his arms and looked the other way.

"What? don't have anything to say now Baka?" Kouga yelled at him again.

Sango's eyes twitched again. She was just itching to reach her boomerang and kill the both of them, but Miroku's stern look stopped her. Why he didn't want the both of them dead was beyond her, but she knew that they'd be out of Kagome's hair forever. 'And she'd be the happiest Miko ever...' Sango added.

-Future- (500 years)

Sota was sitting on a sofa, looking at his mother, while she paced the living room. "Oh Sota....I can't really believe I told Kagome that her marrying...I mean mating a demon was okay with me....." She threw Sota a worried look. "You don't actually think that she's...." but Kagome's mother trailed off..... Sota sighed and didn't respond. He couldn't believe that he was sitting and listening to a conversation like this....with his mother no less...... What would she say if he told her he wanted to mate with a female demoness??? 'She'd pass out....or worse.' he thought. Ah hell....it wasn't fair that Kagome could go through the well and..... 'And still get to 'get it on' with the demon that saved her....' What was his name again? 'Sesshomaru?' 'And she told me that he was the lord of the western lands...powerful and had honor.....didn't go for the dead.....' and was nothing like Inuyasha......

He sighed as he listened to his mother rant about pregnant people, birth control, unruly demon children and whatnot. damnit! some things in life were just not fair...... like right now for example.....shouldn't his mother be having this conversation with Kagome? not him? It's not like it was him who was pregnant....or could in any case....... "Sota! Sota!Are you paying attention to me?" His mother said sternly. "Yes mother." he said. "Aren't you worried about Kagome as well?" She demanded. "Yes mother." he said. "What are we going to do about this unusual situation?" she said, throwing her hands up in exasperation...... "It's not like we can follow her to the past......" She said. 'Mother is just so worried....' he thought. "Mother I'm sure Kagome is old enough to handle things on her own....." Sota said. "She's a big girl after all....And it's not like she's playing with a demon right now....so don't worry!!! " At least Sota hoped that was the case......

-Kaede's hut-

That was it!! Sango had the last straw!!! She was going to kill both of them right now!!! She drew up her boomerang, only to put it back down...... She heard a strange voice which made her think of her brother, Kohaku..... The others stopped fighting and Miroku stopped trying to force them apart...... Inuyasha's eyes widened.....he knew that voice.....

Lady Nefertiti: chapter 13!

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Inuyasha: "Ha! I knew it! I knew it!"

Lady Nefertiti: " Knew What?"

Inuyasha: "Your only goal is to seek out and destroy all male demons 'round!"

Lady Nefertiti: "......."