Chapter 14: Note to self: little brothers can be nosy…..

Last time: Inuyasha's eyes widened.....he knew that voice.....

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-Inu-tachi-

"WTF?" Inuyasha said aloud, only to get a reprimanding look from Sango who disapproved because of his swearing.

"What is it this time Dog-turd?" Kouga said angrily looking around.

"I can't believe….How could…I mean….It's not possible…." Inuyasha said.

"Oi! Dog! You hearin' me? What's tha' matta with you? It's not like you to suddenly stop fighting and then not make any sense.I…."

"Shut-Up!!" Inuyasha said.

Miroku and Sango gave each other quizzical looks, wondering what Inuyasha was getting at…….It wasn't like him to concentrate so hard and the fact that Kouga had stopped trying to kill him and declare Kagome as 'his woman.'

-Future- (500 years)

'So don't worry.' Sota thought to himself. That was for his mother to hear. He, himself was worried for his sister. After all someone, that 'bad guy' kept trying to kill Kagome or maybe he wanted to kidnap her….

Sesshomaru would protect Kagome right? Sota walked out of his house and stared out towards the well-house. But he shouldn't have to rely on others to protect his sister!! That was what a weak man would say or do! Hell….Sesshomaru had just saved her life….didn't mean that he was head over heels in love with her and he just had to save her otherwise he'd never be able to live life without her…..

He had to do it….he was of Higurashi blood after all, to hell with relying on people……

He opened the door to the well-house and thought of only one word, 'Damn.' Like hell he wanted to go down that infernal well. 'That well is Kagome's err…department.' But what was a brother to do? He loved his sister and sometimes felt as thought he was the elder. Always making excuses for her, worrying about her (being in the past) always having to deal with dangerous demons, idiotic demons and hentai men. Yup life was probably just peachy for his sis.

He wondered what she was up to at this moment. He'd never been to the past before and was certain that it would only be a matter of time before he got lost.

He went to his room to get ready for the necessary preparations. 'Let's see, Kagome took clothes, Ramen, medical equipment, her school-books….' But he was sure that he wouldn't need all that, he wouldn't be there for a long time. He ran a hand through his black hair and then grabbed his blue bag and walked towards the well. He was so glad he had told his mother to take a break and go visit relatives far…far…away. So she wouldn't be back for a while and worry about Kagome being….freaking' preggers.

Number#1: Wrong person to talk to.

Number #2: Wrong gender (males can't have babies)

Number #3: He wasn't old enough to marry/mate with anyone yet!

'I mean really….talking to me about….sheesh….get a hobby.' He shook his head and then looked down at the well and then took a deep breath and jumped in, only to find that…….

-Inutachi- (in Kaede's hut)

"I swear!" Inuyasha said.

"Don't swear…." Sango said mildly.

"It's him." Inuyasha said. "But how…but…there's no way…." He said again.

"This is annoying. Inuyasha's not making sense and he's being nice….." Kouga huffed. "But then again….he never did make any sense at all ever…." He looked over at Inuyasha hoping that….well that sentence would rile Inuyasha enough to yell at fight him. Nope…nothing.

'Inuyasha's flipped.' Kouga thought. "Well I'm going home everyone," Kouga said. "Oh before that I must make a stop and collect my woman….."

Nothing from Inuyasha…..

'………..' Was the only thing Kouga thought. He shrugged and knew that even if he danced naked in front of him, Inuyasha wouldn't be paying attention.

'What is Sota doing here? No better how did he get here?' Inuyasha thought. And then without further ado, he got up and walked in the direction that Sota was coming from.

"Oi! Inu-Baka!! Wait for me!" Kouga yelled and then followed him out of the hut.

Nothing from Inuyasha.

"I'm mating my woman tomorrow how'd ya' feel about that?" Kouga said.

Nothing from Inuyasha.

Fine. He gave up. Inuyasha probably suffered a severe head injury or something along those lines….so did that mean Kagome was right for the taking?

Well….Kouga still hadn't seen Kagome sitting on Sesshomaru…a bare- chested Sesshomaru…

Some temptation huh Kagome? Yeah who would be thinking about Kouga when you had Sesshomaru right where you wanted him?

-Kagome and Sesshomaru-

She gave him a disapproving look as she looked down into his gold eyes. "If I didn't know any better, I'm assuming you're planning the fastest way to get me off of you….I suppose you don't care about your health…." Then she whispered…. and that means you don't care about me…" with that, she started to fake-sob…..

Sesshomaru, had never seen a woman sob in his life….and Rin was just a child. He was accustomed to seeing a child cry. He'd seen Inuyasha cry when he was a child.

"Kagome…." He started.

"WAHHH-AAAHH !!!" Kagome fake sobbed. "You..don't…care…about…me….WAHHH-AAAHH !!!"

"I do care…" not believing he'd actually said that.

'Bingo.' Kagome grinned evilly on the inside.

"Really?" She sniffled. Then she leaned on his chest and sighed "I'm happy to know that…"

Sesshomaru didn't respond, he was just happy that she'd stopped crying. How horrible. You'd think that a demon was doing something terrible to a female for her to cry like that. He just sighed and wrapped his arm around her tiny waist…..

Then suddenly……

"Kagome? KAGOME?!" Are you here?"

Damn!!!! Kagome thought.

It was Sota.

Here.

In the feudal era.

Looking for her……

"Sesshomaru!" She hissed. "Get your arms offa' me dumb-dumb!!!"

"My brothers coming!!!!"

'Although I have no idea how he got past the well…' she thought.

"Do you have any idea what he's going to think when he sees me like this?" She hissed.

"He's gonna think bad things!!!"

"Like I'm 'repaying' you for you saving my blasted life!!!"

"I'd really be better off dead now!!!!" and Kagome ranted on and on…..

Sesshomaru didn't know Kagome had a brother. Was he perhaps totally overprotective and strict on who Kagome should affiliate with? Older brothers could be like that sometimes…..

"We're gonna have to try this later kay?" Kagome said. Sesshomaru just raised an eyebrow and set her on the ground, getting up and putting his shirt back on….not actually believing why Kagome was so important to him….or why he was listening to her.

'Respect and honor mate's wishes baka!' his beast said.

Maybe he was afraid of her wrath? Never! 'This Sesshomaru is afraid of no ningen, demon or hanyou!!' Maybe Kagome was a different story though?

His mind briefly imagined Kagome chasing him with a foreign object in her hands….telling him that she was only going to operate on him to make him feel better…..

Sesshomaru grimaced as he watched her back, smoothing out her skirt and fixing her hair. Maybe wary…..yes he should be wary of this particular ningen…..

"Sota? is that you?" Kagome said.

"Kagome! I found you!" Sota exclaimed. "It's so different here isn't it? So foresty and green."

'Foresty and green?' Sesshomaru thought. What a strange boy. But then again weren't all of the Higurashi's sort of strange?

His conscious popped up suddenly and berated Sesshomaru. 'How dare you call your future mate strange!!'

'………….' Sesshomaru thought. 'She is not and will not be my future mate.' No response from conscious.

"Oh you're Sesshomaru aren't you?" Sota said. "I finally see you in person and you seem much cooler than Inuyasha!"

'………' Sesshomaru thought.

"But you do seem to look like him a little……" Sota continued.

"Eh-heh. Lively little brother I have don't I?" and then she smacked him discreetly.

And then to make things more chaotic and interesting…Inuyasha and Kouga burst out of the forest……..

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Inuyasha: "Where's my lawyer!!!!"

Lady Nefertiti: "What happened this time?"

Inuyasha: "You made me look like a sissy-moron!!! I'm supposed to be yelling like a banshee and throwing things around to show that I care about Kagome and hate Kouga with a passion!!!!"

Miroku: "This is a classroom so pipe down! (Clang!)

Lady Nefertiti: '…………….'