Disclaimer: Me No Own!
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Full Summary: Have you ever wondered what happens when an anime character has to go to the potty? They never really have anything in the anime's that show they actually use the bathroom. Here's my thought's on that! My first Drabble!
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Thank you to :
Sassybratt, Luna-Chan96, Inuyasha fan2789
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This is just for fun. This fic is not serious.
This chap is inspired by an email I recieved.
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Bathroom Humor
By: Izayoi Tashio 18
Chapter 3: Special Napkins?
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This was our first day in Kagome's time. Sango and I had been told of Sesshomaru, and Inuyasha's follies in the 'bathroom' and told how everything worked. Sadly I was on the recieving end of a scared Buyo and got a nasty gash on my arm from his claws. I asked Kagome where she had her 'band aids' and she told me they were in the 'bathroom.' Trotting up the stairs I heard her finish her sentence.
"They should be in the cabinet under the sink Miroku!" Calling back an ok I continued on my way. Reaching the 'bathroom' I quickly found said cabinet. Opening the door I quickly located the 'band aid' box. Retrieving one I rinsed the blood off of my arm and placed the 'band aid' on the now clean gash. Feeling the call of nature I proceded to use the 'toilet' and take care of buisness. Gazing around the room as I relieved myself I took a gander back to that cabinet. I had left the door open and spied a box that read 'napkins' as I saw them I wondered why she kept them in a place like this. Kagome had told us about napkins, and they were quite usefull. Having Inuyasha around they had come in handy, usually during meal times. He was such an illmannered person at times. Ramen would end up all over his face, Noodles and broth evenly. So once again I thought to myself why would she keep them in here? Finishing up with my buisness I washed my hands and decided to examine the box closer. As I read the box in the cabinet I then decided that I would ask Kagome why she was keeping 'napkins' in the bathroom. So cradling the box in my arm I proceded down the stairs. Returning to the 'Living room' I asked Kagome about them.
"Kagome why are these napkins in the bathroom?"
Her face flushed red and the only explination I recieved was that they were the good napkins.
"Oh." I replied turning and replacing the 'napkins'.
That was 3 month's ago and it was 'Thanksgiving' and Kagome had left with the others to buy supplies, including her mother, grandfather, and brother. Each of us was given a task to complete for her mine was to set the table.
When they returned, her mother came in first and immediately burst into laughter. Next came her grandfather who gasped, then began giggling. Next came her brother, who roared with laughter.
Then came Kagome, who almost died of embarrassment when she saw each place setting on the table with a 'special occasion' Kotex napkin at each plate, with the fork carefully arranged on top. I had even tucked the little tail in so they didn't hang off the edge!!
Kagome asked me why I used these and, of course, my response sent the others into further fits of laughter. Those who knew what they were of course!
"But, Kagome, you said they were for special occasions!!"
Isn't it easier to just tell the truth?! ??
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Ha ha ha ha... I couldn't help myself!
Tell me what you think. Be nice though.
Inspired by my mothers question.
"Hey Iz, do they ever go to the bathroom?"
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Sango Next!