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"…" Inner sakura

"…" Anyone's thoughts or Flashback

"…" Normally Talking

"What are you smirking at…gay," she mumbled the last part to herself, but Deidara could still hear it.

Deidara, who had grown his hair since they last met, was very, very mad, but controlled his temper.

"You're lucky, Sakura-chan, un," Deidara sighed a sigh of relief with a bit anger.

Sakura raised an eyebrow. "What do you mean lucky," Sakura said and gave a Deidara an 'is-there-something-I-should-know' look.

"What I'm saying is that not every kunoichi gets to join Akatsuki, un. Why'd you join anyways, un?"

Sakura just hmphed and walked down the hall, not wanting to let Deidara in on the secret…at least not yet…

"Wow. I can't believe it!" "What? Where've you been? And what do you mean 'wow?'" "Oh, come on! Admit it! He's hot and so are Sasori and Itachi despite the fact that they're killers." "No they're not. For now, we're members, but once I'm done with this, I'll be done with my life." "Right…so, what was our mission again?" "The Assassination of Uchiha, Sasuke." "Oh yeah. Well, if you need me, I'll be in your thoughts…literally." "Ok, bye."

Sakura looked back and just realized Deidara was gone! Turning back around, she saw Deidara and he was close to her…a little too close. Pinning her shoulders to the wall, she was nervous. She closed her eyes shut, expecting to be kissed by the killer. "Oh shit," she thought. Soon, she felt a sharp pain on her neck as her world started to fade.

Sakura's Dream

(A/N: In dreams, remember, you're usually not subconsciously awake.)

"Wha…what…happened," she said as she got off from the bed.

"You we're kidnapped…by us," said the first man wearing an Akatsuki cloak.

"Who are you," asked the second man.

"I'm Tsukino, Usagi. Right now, we need to stop that," she said pointing to a humongous Tobi.

"What the fuck?! Why the hell is Tobizilla here again," whined the third man.

They got out their kunais, senbon, katanas, and shuriken and started attacking Tobizilla.

Unfortunately, they looked straight into Tobizilla's Sharingan and they got stuck in the world of Tsukiyomi.

The very next second, she saw a girl in front of her and she had one pink heart-shaped eye patch on her left eye and a lot of armor.

"Thank you, Ms. Jubei," thanked Sakura, now thinking that she was Koinosuke.

"You're in the woods right now. Don't thank me, thank them," she said as she disappeared.

Now, Sakura remembered that her real name was Sakura.

"Thank you. What happened to the ANBU guys," asked Sakura in curiosity.

"They're dead. They tried to kill you, but don't worry," one person from the right said as he kissed her on the forehead and continued.

"We will protect you with our life, Sakura-chan. No matter what," said all three men.

They removed their mask.

She realized that the one who had kissed her forehead was Itachi, Deidara in the middle, and Sasori on the right.

Still only the least bit of conscience, she gave them all hugs and gave them a peck on their cheek. Turning around, she fell off a cliff.

(A/N: Okay, now back to reality! )

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh," yelled Sakura as she woke up from the dream.

"Sakura-chan, stop screaming your head off," yelled a slightly angered Sasori.

"Wait, what were you doing…oh, sorry," apologized Sakura.

"Sweet! Now some alone time with Sasori!" "What?! Hell no. He was probably in here to kill me" "Are you sure? It seemed like you blushed when you saw him." Sakura felt her forehead and cheek. "Sh-sh-shut up!" "Oh, oh! See, I told you that you liked him!"

"Sakura-chan, are you even listening to me," asked Sasori still annoyed.

"Oh, sorry Sasori-kun," Sakura said.

"…Kun," asked Sasori, raising an eyebrow.

"Crap! Did I seriously say that," thought Sakura.

ShadowPuppetRogue: I hope you liked this chapter!

Sasori: …Umm…I did…

Deidara: …Me too, un…

Sakura blushes

Sasuke, Naruto, and Sai: Why didn't you talk about us in this chapter?!

ShadowPuppetRogue: Don't worry Naruto. You'll be on a date with Hinata soon. Mabuhay!

Sasori: You speak tagalog?

ShadowPuppetRogue: Yeah, but not very fluent.

Konan: We could always use a translator and even if you're not that fluent, we could always use another girl here! It smells too much like men.

Deidara: You'll join us won't you?!

Sasori: Please?! I love your name!

ShadowPuppetRogue blushes

Itachi: Hn… Itachi smirks

ShadowPuppetRogue blushes again

ShadowPuppetRogue: I'll join!

Konan: Yay!

Kisame: You know any jutsu?

ShadowPuppetRogue: Only one. I'll show Sakura so she can perform it in the story later.

Sasuke and Sai: Hello?! What about our couples?!

ShadowPuppetRogue: Are you willing to take any couple?

Sasuke and Sai: Hai!

ShadowPuppetRogue: Alright, but remember, you asked for it. SasuSai it is then!

Sasuke: Hey! That's no fair! Redo!

ShadowPuppetRogue: Fine then! SaiSasu!

Sasuke: Umm…nevermind…SasuSai is better.

ShadowPuppetRogue: Too late!

Sasuke and Sai: Crap!

Tobi: Tobi is not Tobizilla, is he? Tobi is a good boy

Everone: Yes Tobi! We know that!

Tobi: Waa!! Why everyone mean to Tobi?! Tobi will go for now!

ShadowPuppetRogue: Umm...okay. See you later, Tobi.

Next Chapter: Akatsuki Exam!