ShadowPuppetRogue: Alright, so who's gonna do the disclaimer.
Naruto:I will! I will! Okay, ShadowPuppetRogue doesn't own me, thank God. Girls don't own anything!
ShadowPuppetRogue:Keep this in mind Naruto Uzumaki. I control this fanfic.
Naruto gulps
Sakura:I hope Sasuke dies a slow and painful death.
Sasuke:Hn.
Sakura:I'm not gonna let you get to me, Uchiha.
Inner Sakura:Dammit, Sasuke! I'll kick your fucking sorry ass all the way to Hell! CHA!
Everyone sweatdrops
Sai: Well, like dickless said, she doesn't own Naruto.
Sakura crossed her left fingers with her right and whispered, "Release," and the rest were dizzy and confused. Sakura walked up to Pein slowly. "You let me pass this exam, Pein. You and the rest are perverts. You see, this is a jutsu that doesn't take up much chakra. It lets me take advantage of anyone I want on the field. The only price is that you'll get a sharp pain on the tip of your fingers. That's all," She explained. Pein mumbled something about not believeing he got beat by a girl with such a jutsu and they all left to the base.
"Oh my god. That was so friggen tiring," thought Sakura
"Well, you weren't the one preforming the jutsu!"
"Well, sorry. I had to. how else will I gain Akatsuki's trust and kill that bastard, Sasuke?"
"Yeah! But there was something wierd that happened when I preformed it."
"What?"
"Ita-kun, Saso-kun, and Dei-kun weren't affected."
"You're right. I remember that. I may have not been surfacing, but I saw everything."
"Well?"
"Well what?"
"Don't you think Saso-kun, Ita-kun, and Dei-kun are at least a little bit hot? At least a little?"
"I'll admit that they're a little hot, but all we're here for is to assassinate that one bitch."
"I'll obliderate him!"
"Yeah! Now it's my turn to surface again."
"Aww, c'mon! I barely got here! Lemme surface for at least like...10 more minutes."
"You're lucky you're me. Only 10 minutes, that's all you're getting."
"Sweet! CHA!"
Soon, Sakura got out of the old beaten up room and headed straight for Deidara's room.
"Inner..."
"Yes, Sakura-chan?"
"You are not going into Dei-kun, Ita-kun, or Saso-kun's room!
"Huh? I was just going to the kitchen, but if you insist."
"Damn you inner!"
Soon, Sakura's body made it to Deidara's room and on a medium sized bed was said person looking up at the ceiling, laying down.
"You can't do this!"
Sakura's body made it's way to Deidara's bed as she tickled the bottom of his chin, sitting on the edge of the bed and it's silky covers. Sakura looked at him cutely with her black eyes. Sakura's eyes always turn black when inner is surfacing.
"Hi hi, Dei-kun!"
"Oh, hello kitty, un."
"Whatcha doin'?"
"Not much." Deidara was shocked. He'd never seen her so...happy. "What's with her eyes? Weren't they green?" he thought.
"Are you okay, un?"
"Never better, Dei-kun. Why don't you say we just-"
"Shut the hell up inner!" Sakura gained half control, with inner controlling the other half. Sakura's eyes were emerald greem for a second again.
Deidara just stood there shocked with a 'What-the-fuck-is-going-on' look on his face.
"I'm doing you a favor!"
"Well your favor is driving me insane!"
"Only because you told me you liked Dei-kun, Saso-kun, and Ita-kun!"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
This went on for about 30 seconds.
"That's it you stupid inner! I'm surfacing!"
Sakura made a hand sign before inner had a chance to speak again.
"Kitty...what happened?"
"Nothing. I'm just...it's just that...trying to surface takes up a lot of chakra," Sakura said as she fell to the floor unconcious.
"Sakura!"
In a millisecond, Itachi and Sasori were there too.
"What the hell happened?! I heard Saku-chan screaming at herself and then I heard my name. After that, you screamed her name," Sasori explained.
"Well, the person she was yelling at, she referred to that one as 'inner.' Then, kitty fainted," Deidara said.
"Kitten," Itachi asked.
"Yeah. That's what I call her. She called me Dei-kun, un."
"I call her Sakura-chan and she called me Saso-kun."
"Hn," was all Itachi said, but they knew that the same thing was happening to him.
"Let's investigate, un," Deidara suggested.
"Umm, she's unconcious, and wouldn't that be eavesdropping on someone's private life? We, as artists, must respect that," Sasori stated.
"I think we should. Leader will probably want to know."
Sasori and Deidara looked at each other and then nodded. They all went to Sakura's room, laid her down onto her own sheets on the bed in the top right corner of the room, and fell asleep beside her.
The next morning, she woke up with Itachi hugging her, Sasori lying his head on her legs, and Deidara who had probably fallen off the bed. Man was he going to be sore when he wakes up.
Sakura tried her best to get out of their grip, but he held on too tight. Sasori was no problem because he was such a heavy sleeper, but when it comes to an Uchiha, you can never be to careful or you may wake up in the world of Tsukiyomi.
"Cherry Blossom...," Itachi whispered in his sleep.
"Hmm...probably having a good dream I bet." "It's probably about you too." "Yeah. Wanna see how I can turn that into a nightmare?" "How?" "Like this." Sakura neared her mouth towards Itachi's ear and whispering, "Sasuke" into his ear. He started grunting loudly and turned around. "Finally! I'm free," Sakura thought. Itachi quickly turned back around and threw a kunai at her. She let out an "eep" and fell on to the floor along with Deidara. Deidara opened his eyes and found her on the left of him. Apperently, she accidentally rolled over him. "Well, kitty, you're finally awake, un." Sakura blushed into the color of her hair. Just then, Kisame stormed in yelling, "HEY PINKY! LEADER WANTS TO SEE YOU-" and right before Kisame said "NOW," he paused to see Itachi, Deidara, and Sasori in her room with Itachi and Sasori on the bed and Deidara and Sakura on the ground. They all turned to Kisame with a blush. "Wow, guys. I never knew you had it in ya," Kisame chuckled while finishing up another bottle of Sake. All of them replied with a ,"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BASTARD!" and then a death glare. Kisame left, now choking on his Sake.
About an hour later, she was finished filling out contracts and gained her ring, hat, and cloak. She would be slashing out the Konoha sign during some kind of ceremony that would be taking place tomorrow. Eventually, Sakura went to take a shower for a mission in a few hours. Sasori, Deidara, and Itachi started to press their ears against the bathroom door as she sang:
What if I told you
It was all meant to be
Would you believe me,
Would you agree
It's almost that feelin'
That we've met before
So tell me that you don't think I'm crazy
When I tell you love has come and now...
A moment like this
Some people wait a lifetime,
For a moment like this
Some people search forever,
For that one special kiss
Oh, I can't believe it's happening to me
Some people wait a lifetime,
For a moment like this
Everything changes
But beauty remains
Something so tender
I can't explain
Well I maybe dreamin'
But 'till I awake
Can we make this dream last forever
And I'll cherish all the love we share
For a moment like this
Some people wait a lifetime,
For a moment like this
Some people search forever,
For that one special kiss
Oh, I can't believe it's happening to me
Some people wait a lifetime,
For a moment like this
Could this be the greatest love of all
I wanna know that you will catch me when I fall
So let me tell you this...
Some people wait a lifetime
For a moment like this
Some people spent two lifetimes,
For a moment like this
Some people search forever,
For that one special kiss
Oh, I can't believe it's happening to me
Some people wait a lifetime,
For a moment like this
OHHHH, LIKE THIS
OHHHH, YEAH, 'cuz people search for every moment yeah.
Some people wait a lifetime,
For a moment like this.
Ohhhhh, like this.
What could this mean? They didn't know, but Sakura was definitely talking about them. The S-Class criminals may be smart, but they're as stupid as a board when it came to love. Have they ever even felt love? This made Sakura, Sasori, Deidara, and Itachi wonder deeply. They knew it had to be more than just a song.
"Let's go kill that evil bastard!" screamed Naruto.
Kakashi and Sai sighed, "Well, you're the Hokage."
Kakashi bulled out several kunai and shuriken while Sai took out an empty scroll and paint brush.
ShadowPuppetRogue: Hope you all liked this chapter!
Naruto: I liked it! Dattebayo!
Sakura: Me too! Die Sasuke!
Sasuke: Hn.
Everyone: Goddamn you, Uchiha!
ShadowPuppetRogue: Please review and give me ideas for the story!
Sasuke runs from anywhere with weapons
Sasuke: I hate you, Shadow-san!
ShadowPuppetRogue:I love you Saso-kun, Ita-kun, and Dei-kun!
Sasori, Itachi, and Deidara: We love you Shadow-chan and Saku-chan!
Sakura and ShadowPuppetRogue blushes
Next Chapter you'll have to see for yourself! Keep those reviews coming!