I DO NOT OWN NARUTO THOUGH I WISH I DID.
Suddenly, they heard the water stop. "Crap," they all thought and started to run in circles. Within seconds, Sakura opened the door with a towel surrounding her and a hair towel on to find 3 idiotic Akatsuki members. "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS DOING IN HERE!" Sakura yelled. They all turned to Sakura and blushed. Sakura was more than mad. She was pissed! She powered up her fist with her chakra and shoved them...err...punched them out of her room. She locked the door, closed her windows, and looked at the kanji. "Cherry Blossom...how original," she thought as she giggled and changed into her cloak. She looked at the ring again after she was done and put in in her pocket. Walking out of the room, she heard 3 different voices and she had a feeling on who they were.
"DEIDARA, ITACHI, SASORI, WHAT THE HELL WHERE YOU DOING?!"
"W-we were just going to tell you that the initiation for you is about to start, un," Deidara said while rubbing his now bruised nose.
"Grab you Konoha headband and let's go," Sasori said pushing Deidara off of him and Itachi doing the same to Sasori.
"Fine, but next time, don't go in my room while I'm showering," Sakura screamed into their ears at the top of their lungs.
"Hn," Itachi said chuckling for a second.
"Geez, you guys can be such pervs," Kisame said crossing the hall.
"JUST TO TO THE FRIGGEN BASE SO WE CAN GET THE INITIATION STARTED!" the four screamed at the drunk swordsmen.
Sakura quickly grabbed her kunai, put it in her pocket, and headband and then made her way with Itachi, Sasori, and Deidara right behind her.
Entering a room with a fire in the middle, she took a seat next next to Deidara and Itachi and Sasori in front of her. "Alright, everyone ready for the initiation?" Pein asked. Everyone in the room including Sakura nodded. "Very well then. Sakura Haruno, please come forward." Sakura nodded again and proceeded to the middle of the room where Pein stood. "Do you, Sakura Haruno, pledge your undivided loyalty to our organization, the Akatsuki, leaving no ties with your village as long as you live, knowing that leaving or betraying the Akatsuki means death from this moment on?" Pein asked her. "Hai." "If so, please take out your Konoha headband, a kunai, and your ring." She dug into her pockets and took out said items. Pein took it her ring first and her free hand on combined her and his chakra into the ring, making a purplish color. "This ring shall give you immortality. Hidan was the only secret that got out after Orochimaru left," Pein explained slipping it on her left pinky. Pein took her headband next and placed it on the ground. "Put all your hatred and strength into the slash you will make into your headband," Pein commanded. Sakura loved this. She forced all her chakra into the kunai and slashed a clean, straight mark across the Konoha sign. Pein's eyes widened at the mark. "Wow, kunoichi. What did you do?" questioned Pein. She was quiet for a second and whispered one name loud enough for the whole room to hear. "Sasuke" "Well, I guess there's only two things to do now. Give me your kunai." Sakura handed him the kunai as he slit a piece of her flesh off of her right thumb. "Sign your name here in your own blood to as proof of your complete loyalty." Sakura signed her name and it disappeared after the last letter. "Alright, we're done here. All of you leave except for Sakura, Sasori, Deidara, and Itachi." They all left. "Sakura, have you taken a look at your mission scroll?" Sakura shook her head. "Well, I think this would be one of the best times to look at it." He unrolled the scroll and the four looked at it. It clearly read: "Capture of the 9-tailed fox Jinchuuriki. Needed alive." Sakura's frown slowly turned to an evil smirk. "This'll be fun." "Very." "Hey inner. Haven't heard from you for a while." "Well, I invited some of my friends over." "In my mind?" "Yup." "Who?" "Inner Naruto, Inner Ino, Inner, Kiba, Inner Hinata, Inner Sasuke, Inner Orochimaru, Inner Kabuto, Inner Itachi, Inner Sasori, Inner Deidara, Inner Konan, Inner Pein, Inner Zetsu, Inner Tobi, Inner Kisame, Inner Kakuzu, Inner Hidan, Inner Shikamaru, Inner Tsunade, Inner Jiraiya, inner Choji, Inner Neji, Inner Tenten, Inner Lee, Inner Kakashi, Inner Guy, Inner Kurenai, Inner Inner Sakura, Inner-" "Inner Inner Sakura?" "Yeah, my inner." "How come you've never told me?!" "You never asked." "Well, make sure Inner Naruto doesn't tell anyone where I am." "He can't. In the Inner world, all your friends' inners live right next door." "Oh, well who else did you invite?" "Well, there was also my other friends like Inner JS, Inner JT, Inner YZ, Inner SC, Inner NV, Inner KCH, Inner JD, Inner SA, Inner IMB, and that's it." "What? Who are they? What's with the 2 lettered inners?" "Those are initials." "What do they stand for?" 'Uhh...I can't comfirm that." All of a sudden, she was brought out of her thought when Pein interrupted her.
"Have you thought of a plan?"
"A better question would be 'What's you plan?'" Sakura smirked.
"Fine then. What's your plan, Ms. Haruno?"
"Call me Sakura, not Ms. Haruno. Well, I'm pretty sure he's going to try to kill me for the chaos I created in the village. I won't have to find him, he'll find me, so I'll go into a random forest near Konoha. He'll be armed with ANBU waiting for me anywhere and kill me the second they see me. I will not hesitate to kill them." From there, I plan to knock out Naruto and bring him back here."
"Alright. Your mission starts tomorrow, Sakura. This won't be easy, so do your best."
CONGRATS! YOU'VE GOT PROLOGUE!
"You can't hide, Sakura Haruno, un," shouted a blonde. He had his hair up in a ponytail and something that looked like a camera on his left eye which was covered by a colossal amount of hair. "I thought Sasuke already killed this guy," She thought to herself. She looked back and saw a red haired man. "Didn't Chiyo-baasama and I already kill him too,"she thought again. She turned in a different direction and saw Hidan and Kakuzu gaining on her. Kakuzu was the man who didn't show his face and Hidan carried a scythe with 3 prongs and had white hair. He would commonly lose his temper. "I thought all these people were taken care of,"Sakura thought again. She threw a kunai at them and it got Hidan right in the eye. He cussed and ranted at her, but that only made her smirk. As she looked back, she bumped right into Zetsu and fell to the ground below her. Zetsu was having her dangle by her foot right above his mouth. "Zetsu-san…" Tobi said shaking his finger. Zetsu grunted and let her back down. She kicked Zetsu with her left foot and he squealed! She landed on a branch with her right foot and jumped above them. She went higher and higher until she was at the very top while Tobi chasing her and so were the others. As soon as she jumped to multiple rows of trees for about an hour, she bumped into Itachi. She was just about to punch him in the face, but he used his Sharingan. Tobi, Sasori, Deidara, Zetsu, Kakuzu, Hidan, Kisame, and Itachi were looking at her as her world began to fade. "Weakling," was the last word she heard from Itachi before she was completely unconscious. He was lucky because she was about to pummel him into a bloody pulp.
Three days later, she found herself in a little black room with a tin drawer, an old iPod on the drawer, slippers which looked like gorilla feet, and a gorilla costume with the mask. "Like I'd ever wear that," She thought to herself. When she got out of bed, she got up and thought, "I must be in Akatsuki. Why do they want me here anyways? To kill me like everybody else wanted? No. Couldn't be that. If not that, what was it?" She got on her feet and she found herself drenched. She grunted and cussed all the way to the next galaxy! She looked back at the gorilla suit and rolled her eyes. She went off into the bathroom in her room and took a shower.
Deidara was snickering outside of her room and what had walked out the door was one hairy kunoichi with an enraged stare. Her Inner Sakura got the best of her, so she punched Deidara, rendering him unconscious, and dragged him into the room by his feet. She looked through her closet, but there were no more clothes. She chained him to the bed and started to look for her makeup. Everything she had was gone. She then remembered something! She remembered when they kidnapped Ino a few years back. She talked about a loose board that she stared her clothes in just in case. She looked into one floor board and pounded the board and found the clothes. Luckily for her, she found another loose board and there was makeup! Deidara's nightmare was about to begin as Sakura uncapped the lipstick. An evil face crept on to her face - the face of the Grinch.
While Sakura was creating Deidara's new look, he was dreaming. He was in Konoha and had just met this one pink haired girl. She was in a nice red top and white skirt. It was love at first sight! He couldn't resist the gorgeous kunoichi. She was giggling and flipping her hair. He couldn't make out her
face but he just knew deep inside that he loved her. His whole world began to revolve around her and he chased after her. "Wait! Come back! What's your name," Deidara hollered at the girl. She giggled and said, "My name is-," and before he heard the whole thing, he woke up to see himself tied to the bed in a purple suit, his hair down, duct tape on his mouth, and with a mirror on the ground. And I say "the ground" because the legs of his bed are glued to the ceiling!
He looked out the window and saw it open as his eyes widened. Kisame came in and asked, "What's with all the-" Kisame paused in the middle of his sentence and thought, "Wow! That's a hot blonde!" He hurried into the room to cut off the chains and bring her into this one room that was huge! It was the Akatsuki's main room. Kisame held her tight to make sure she doesn't make a run for it. "Hey, Itachi! Look at this girl I found on the ceiling," Kisame yelled to his partner. Itachi put down his cup of tea, sighed, and said, "That's no girl. That's Deidara." Kisame was now red. He looked at the person in his hands and quickly removed the duct tape on his mouth. "Aaahhhhh! That really hurt, un," Deidara yelled at the fellow members. "Deidara? What were you doing on the ceiling," Sasori asked him raising an eyebrow. "I don't know, but I do remember seeing our little kunoichi. Right when she got outside, I saw her wearing the gorilla costume and she punched me! Next thing I knew I was on the ceiling wearing a dress! Wait a minute, I'm wearing a dress," Deidara said looking at his outfit. "That little Kunoichi is going to pay for this! Sakura was watching from a window and pressed the button on her remote as she giggled. It was 'that' song. The song he never wanted to listen to again ever in his life! He swore that he would kill anyone who played that song in front of him. The song, 'Dude Looks Like a Lady.' Just then, Tobi walked in to see Deidara, Kisame, Itachi, Zetsu, Konan, Hidan, Kakuzu, and Sasori in the main hall. "Deidara-senpai! Deidara-senpai! Why are you dressed like a girl Deidara-senpai," Tobi asked, raising an eyebrow under his mask. Deidara looked at Tobi and had an evil smirk. Tobi tried to run away, but Deidara kicked Tobi! Poor Tobi. He got all of his explosive clay from his room and set out to find that very dead kunoichi.
An hour or so later, Sakura made it back to the old Konoha gates. She was about to take a step forward just when she heard a man ask, "Where do you think you're going, Sakura?" She turned around to see her former teammate, Naruto. She was crying tears of joy, silently. She looked at him and ran up to give him a big hug. "Naruto-kun, I missed you," Sakura tried to utter while crying. "I know Sakura-chan. I missed you too," he whispered into her ear. "That's why you're coming back with me to the Akatsuki base." Sakura pulled away from the hug and looked behind her to find Deidara in a not so far away bush as he yelled, "Katsu!" It blew up right in her face and her back scraped against the tree as she coughed up blood. She slid down against the cold, hard trunk of the tree as Deidara headed her way. "Escaping? I don't think so. To think she would've been a bit more…elaborate with her plan." Deidara picked up the unconscious Kunoichi and dragged her by her feet and making sure that every rock hit her head on the way. He looked back and saw a blood trail. "Well, if leader-sama wanted me to get her, it must be because she's useful and wants me to bring her to base 'alive,'" Deidara thought to himself. He got out a bandage and placed it over the big hole behind her head to stop the bleeding and threw her over his shoulder to carry her. Deidara then decided to use his bird for the rest of the way.
"Where am I? Oh yeah, that idiot Deidara almost killed me, and then everything just blacked out," Sakura said out loud remembering what had happened and trying to reveal her jade spheres. "You, know, you should really watch what you say around here, kunoichi, un." She saw a black figure. She couldn't make out the details, but it was like a black and red blur with yellow on top and on the side while there was a peach color on the other. She couldn't tell who it was, but the 'un,' gave it away. "What do you want me for anyways?" Sakura asked as she was trying to get up. She forced herself to get up, but just couldn't. "Not me, leader. it's probably because of your medical skills and your training with Tsunade who you killed and to get to the point, he wants you to join the Akatsuki," Deidara said before she smiled. "Sasori-danna, un," Deidara called out to his master. All of a sudden, a puff of smoke revealed a red haired child. "I killed you. How are you all still alive," Sakura questioned angrily. Sasori only smirked as Sasori attached chakra strings to Sakura and led her to another room with Deidara in the back. Sasori released his chakra strings on Sakura once she was in the office and quickly closed the door behind her.
Forgive me for not making it longer, but please review! I'll update everyday if I can.