ALRIGHT! I DON'T OWN NARUTO! HAPPY NOW?!

"So, you gonna be able to make it, kitty, un?"

"Hell yeah! Thanks so so so so so much!" Sakura said and kissed Deidara.

Deidara's eyes widened and didn't know what to do. "This might be my only chance, un," Deidara thought. He kissed her back. Unluckily for them, Kisame happened to cross the hall and was carrying his underwater camera. He snapped a picture and quietly ran back to his room.

"Wait, what just happened, un?" Deidara asked, remembering what had just happened a few seconds ago.

"I think I kissed you," Sakura said innocently.

"Yeah, I think so too, un."

"Well, see you tonight!" Sakura said waving and heading to her room.

"Yeah, see you tonight too, kitty, un."

"Oh my god! I can't believe he gave me a million ryo!" "What about Sasori and Itachi?" "What do you mean 'what about them?" "I mean...won't you break their heart?" "It's just a girl and a boy having dinner-" "-under the moonlight? Where almost all romantic things happen?" "Where are you going with this inner?" "What I'm saying is...umm...err...talk to inner Itachi. He'll explain." "How am I supposed to-" "Hello Sakura." "Inner Itachi I presume?" "Hn." "That's you alright. Well, what did you want to tell me?" "Itachi is going to ask you out soon. He told me. I also talked to Inner Sasori and Inner Deidara. They told me they'd ask you out too. Looks like Deidara beat Sasori and Itachi to it. Damn. And I thought that Itachi had all the charms." "So, he's going to ask me out?! And so is Sasori?!" "God, I hate repeating myself. Yes, they are. So you better ask them out first on a day that's not today otherwise things could get ugly. See ya later Sakura. I better get back to Itachi before he lectures me about leaving his mind." "Hehe...Itachi's strict?" "Yeah, so see ya." "Bye" Sakura looked at what she was wearing and saw herself in her Akatsuki robe. "Hmm, not exactly what I'd like to be wearing in my time of Akatsuki, but I can worry about that later. Right now, I gotta plan a date with Itachi and Sasori!" Sakura thought. She ran out of her room and accidentally bumped into Itachi. He was wearing his usual Akatsuki robe and everything. Nothing really special about him right now. "Saku-tenshi, you okay?" Itachi gave her his unoccupied and and hinally realized that he had a hand behond his back.

"Umm, Ita-kun, I was wondering if you and Sasori would like to join me for dinner. Deidara said he would go. Something about an Akatsuki restaurant. So...will you? Please? It would mean a lot to me..." Sakura begged cutely.

"It would mean a lot to me too," Itachi thought.

"Well, I was going to ask you if you wanted to go to this nice book shop and have some coffee after, but I guess we can go some other time if it means that much to you."

"THANK YOU ITA-KUN! THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!" Sakura said as she wrapped her hands tightly around Itachi

"You're...welcome...Saku-tenshi...I...can't...breathe," Itachi said. Sakura.

"Sorry, oh and I have one more favor to ask."

"..." Itachi said nothing for a second.

"Can you go to the mall with me to help me pick out a good enough outfit?"

"Hmm, let me see. Watching you try on a lot of clothes that will look hot on you and being able to spend time with you, I think I'd be able to do that," Itachi thought.

"Sure. Lets transform and get going. We'd better get there early or the clothes that all the girls like these years will be gone,' Itachi stated.

"Alright. Thanks!" Sakura said happily. She made a handsign and turned into a girl with beautiful long black hair. She was wearing a black miniskirt and a sleeve-less black top with a white stripe down the center, a konoha headband of black threads without the mark, black gloves with plates, and knee high ninja boots. Itachi made the same handsign and looked exactly like what Sakura had transformed into except baby-sized. Sakura gave a confused look. "If we get lost, we can just look for the person who looks like us!" Itachi said in a little girl's voice. Sakura nodded. "What'll our names be?" "Megumi and Akiko." "Alright. Let's go then!"

"We're here sis!"

"Hn."

"You know, you may be different on the outside, but you gotta be different on the inside to pull it off." Sakura...err...Akiko whispered into Ita...Megumi's ear.

"Alright! You know best! Off to the clothes rack!" Megumi and Akiko hurried off to the clothes rack. "Alright Megumi, pick out a few outfits you want me to wear for tonight and I'll find some for...brother." Akiko said to Megumi. Megumi and Akiko wandered off in the women's section for 5 hours (since 1:30PM).

"Here! Try these!" Megumi said, tossing 5 outfits into her arms.

"Alright. Tell me which one you like best," Akiko said as she neared the changing rooms.

"Wait!" Megumi yelled.

"What?"

"Can I go with you?"

"It...Megumi, it's a changing room which means people need privacy? Remember?"

"But...I'll be lonely," Megumi said innocently with little puppy dog eyes.

"Alright, just this once!" said Akiko annoyed.

"Yay!" Megumi smiled happily as he...err...she followed Sakura.

Sakura released the jutsu...at least until she's done changing, then she'd go back to Akiko. She changed in the small space that she had. The first one was a nice night blue kimono with whitish bluish diamonds on the sides and a whitish bluish collar. Itachi (Still as Megumi) snapped a picture of the first one.

Next, she put on a pink one. Nothing special. She kept thinking that she might be mistaken for a really skinny peach. Itachi took a pic of that too.

After that, she tried on a red kimono. Itachi took another pic of that too.

Then, a nice red top that hangs on the shoulders and a red skirt and shorts under. Itachi didn't hesitate at that pic!

The last one looked exactly like Ino's outfit. "Burn this thing," She told Itachi. Itachi took a quick picture and started to chuckle. After about 30 minutes of that, they decided on the nice blue kimono. That took about another 30 minutes because of the long lines. After that, Itachi and Sakura realized it was now 7:30PM and they had to get ready. Sakura called Sasori to go over to the Akatsuki restaurant. "This will be an intresting date," Thought Itachi. Sakura, Sasori and Deidara.

Read the next chapter to find out what will happen on their date?!