STILL STILL STILL STILL STILL DON'T OWN ANY PART OF NARUTO WHATSOEVER!
Later on, Sasori, Itachi, and Deidara were at table 5 at the Akatsuki restaurant.
"So, Sasori, you were invited too, un?" Deidara asked annoyed. Deidara almost never called Sasori just 'Sasori.' It usually had the word 'Danna' or 'Master' in it.
Sasori nodded his head. "And I thought I was the one who had planned this," Deidara stated boredly.
"Sorry, Dei-kun, but I thought it would be nicer if we were all together. You're not mad at me, are you?" Sakura asked so innocently and made cute little puppy-dog eyes. "Resist, resist, resist," Deidara kept telling himself, looking at Sakura with his one visible eye. "Oh God! I can't!" Deidara screamed in his mind. Deidara let out a sigh of defeat.
"It's okay. Just let me know earlier next time so we don't have to share seats on a table for two, un," Deidara tried to say as calmly as he could.
"Alright. Uhh...Deidara, Itachi, Sasori," Sakura said nervously, putting back her cute little puppy face on. They all turned to Sakura.
"Can you umm...can you...please teach me?!" Sakura let it out.
"Why do you want us to teach you? Aren't you good enough with your training with Tsunade and medical jutsu, un?"
"That's what I thought, but if it is, why can't I defeat anyone? I can't even defeat that bastard, Sasuke!"
"If you want training that badly, we'll teach you, but we can't go easy on you. You'll have to get better with that, got it?" Sasori, Deidara, and Itachi said.
"Thanks you so much! You have no idea how much this means to me you guys," Sakura said with tears running down her eyes. She hugged them all and gave them kisses. "Well, I'll be right back. Don't kill each other."
While Sakura was gone, the three were discussing an important matter.
"Uchiha! We're taking you back and that's final!" Naruto screamed at Sasuke
"I already talk you, dobe, that I'm not coming back until I defeat my brother!" Sasuke screamed back.
"I thought you already killed him!"
"Well, Karin can still sense his chakra, so he must be alive. And, I must get this mission report back to the Akatsuki anyways."
"Mission...report...for the Akatsuki? HOW LOW CAN YOU GET TO WORK WITH THE AKATSUKI?!"
"Because, Itachi's one of their members. I will kill Itachi soon and Sakura will be mine."
Karin just started to bang her head against a tree.
"Wait, do you mind if we join you search for Itachi?"
"Hn. Fine, but when I fight him, he's mine."
Everyone looked at Naruto like he grew a set of horns on his head.
Naruto turned around and felt his head to check.
"Thank you. We'll follow."
Team Hebi and the nin of Konoha zipped throught the forest, fixing their goal on two things - Killing Itachi and finding Sakura.
"Hey, Danna, un" Deidara said as they turned to each other.
"What do you think of Sakura, un?" Deidara asked.
"Well, I don't really like most girls," Sasori said.
Sakura had just gotten out of the bathroom and thought it would be nice to do a little snooping, though she wished she hadn't. This broke Sakura's heart. Sakura covered her ears to make sure she didn't hear anymore hurtful words. When she opened them up again, she heard the words, "Annoying Kunoichi". Sakura bit her lip down, hearing one more word...err...well, five actually which were "Need to be more beautiful." Has Sakura's date become a disaster? Had she been led on? What was she? She always asked herself that. About 5 minutes later, she went back to the table.
"What took you so long, kitty, un?" Deidara asked, truly concerned what had happened.
"NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS YOU ASSHOLES!" Sakura yelled. "Let's just go home. Just order pizza or something. I don't care!" Sakura ran across the street and just then noticed a giant piano. Sakura stared at the piano coming her way and was swept off her feet and onto the side walk by none other than Itachi Uchiha. Sasori then released his chakra strings from Itachi.
"A little bit of a cliched klee-shayd way to die, isn't it Saku-tenshi?" Itachi said-asked.
"GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME BASTARD!" Sakura yelled at Itachi. Before Itachi could even get up, Sakura made a handsign and it brought her back to the Akatsuki hideout.
"Deidara, what do you think happened?" Sasori asked.
"Maybe she over heard what we were talking about. I felt a chakra source but I didn't think that I needed to point it out." stated Itachi. Sasori and Deidara turned to him.
"I don't remember saying anything bad about her. Do you you, Danna, un?"
"I dont' remember saying anything other than, 'Well, I don't really like most girls, but Sakura isn't 'most girls' and that was all I said." Sasori talk Itachi. Itachi wrote this down. He scratched out the 'but Sakura isn't 'most girls' on the list.
"I remember saying, 'Yeah, most of them are annoying kunoichi and actually need to be more beautiful.'" Itachi crossed out the, 'Yeah, most of them are', and the 'and actually.' Sasori looked at Itachi's pad. "What does that have to do with the way Saku-chan's acting? That's part of what we said and if you say those words alone. they sound really mean." That caught Sasori and Deidara. They all ran transported back home and ran to Sakura's room.
"Saku-tenshi, we need to talk to you," Itachi said in a calm tone. "Come any closer and I'll kill myself!" she shouted at them. "Fine, but you should know what we were really talking about." Sasori said.
"It was about me, wasn't it?!" Sakura asked accusingly.
"Yes, but look at the difference." Sasori blew a piece of paper. On the front, it showed what they really said, and on the back was the name except the other words were scratched out.
"Sure, I guess I'll believe it this one time. Next time, just please don't talk about me when I'm not around." Sakura asked. They nodded and gave her a kiss. One on her forehead, one on her right cheek, and another on her left. Right when they were about to leave, Sakura shouted, "Wait!"
"Yeah, Kitty, un?" Deidara asked.
"Can you guys listen to this for a second?" Sakura asked, not using her puppy dog eyes.
"Sorry, but we have to go get this report to leader. He thinks we went out to try and capture Naruto."
"Alright, well, see you later." They waved goodbye as Sakura did a handsign and made a guitar of her own chakra. It was pink though. She took it and started to grab her laptop. She opened up the Document that read: Call my name. (A/N: I actually made a song called "Call My Name") She started to sing:
When I see you walk down the aisle
It would always take me a while, to find myself again
I wish that we'd be more than just friends
If I see, so many changes baby
And if I think for a second that
it was all for me, I know I'm wrong
because, you've found yourself another
both you and your twin brother
And I've got to move on, but if you change your mind
Call my name, and I'll be runnin' to you
Only 'cause I want to make your dreams come true
under the stars, lighting up the sky
You know I'll wanna be right by your side.
When I watch you from across the block
I raise my hand and go over to you, just to talk
and maybe even go for a little walk
Oh, babe, I pray, that one day you'll just
Call my name, and I'll be runnin' to you
Only 'cause I want to make your dreams come true
under the stars, lighting up the sky
You know I'll wanna be right by your side.
I can't believe when I found you, baby
You right away had just broken my heart
It'll never be like new, until you finally
Call my name, and I'll be runnin' to you
Only 'cause I want to make your dreams come true
under the stars, lighting up the sky
You know I'll wanna be right by your side.
(A/N: LIKE I SAID, I MADE THE SONG UP. PLEASE DON'T ASK. ) Once again, Itachi, Deidara, and Sasori were listening. All of a sudden, there was a silence. They walked insode to find her sleeping. "So, do you think that you'd wanna be her boyfriend, Itachi, un? Danna, un?" Both shrugged their shoulders as Deidara continuously petted her hair. He ran his fingers through her nice silky hair. Another kiss goodnight and they left the room. A second later, Tobi went into Sakura's room...
What will Tobi do? What will happen next? I don't know either. I'm making it up as I go along...LOL. Please read next chapter tomorrow.