Tobi observed the kunoichi carefully. Her hair was as if every strand of hair was made of pink silver. The moonlight shone on her face. Tobi turned to the pink chakra guitar. It had a 6 blue strings and a beautiful silver cherry blossom superglued to the bottom-right corner. Tobi slowly and quietly walked over to the edge of Sakura's bed. He phased his hands through Sakura's hair.

"Wow, you're truly amazing Sakura," Tobi stated.

"Let's see if your scream can match your beauty." Tobi pulled out a kunai that was sharp as a kunai could get. Just as he was about to stap her right in the back, Itachi, Sasori, and Deidara walked into the room. "

"Tobi, you touch her once and you're dead," Itachi said in a cold tone.

Tobi let the kunai slip into his sleeve. "I wasn't going to hurt her. I was just going to give her a goodnight kiss," Tobi said, now standing up.

"KISS MY ASS, UN!" Deidara screamed at Tobi.

"Really, senpai? Well, okay but that would be awkward," Tobi said, approaching Deidara.

"THE HELL, UN?! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, UN!" Deidara said as he puched Tobi in the face. Tobi ran out covering his nose.

"Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!" Tobi's voice faded within a few seconds. Sakura had woken up from all the screaming. She rubbed her sleepy eyes but took a sip of water and swallowed down a 'happy pill.' they all noticed the smile on the pill.

"Kitty? What was that, un?" Deidara asked.

"Happy pill!" Sakura said smiling. She clapped her hands and her chakra guitar reappeared on her lap. "Dei-kun, Ita-kun, Saso-kun, listen to this!" she started to sing "Waiting For Tonight" just like Jennifer Lopez!

"OH MY GOD KITTY, UN! YOU'RE AMAZING, UN!" Deidara said, stunned by her wonderful singing.

"IT'S ALMOST AS IF YOU ARE HER!" Sasori yelled in excitement.

Itachi simply blew her a kiss. Sakura was happy dancing. All of them were...at least until they realized the whole Akatsuki was watching them.

"ITACHI, DEIDARA, SASORI, SAKURA?! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!" Pein yelled.

"They just can't stay away, can they?" Kisame stated, taking another sip of his sake.

"I TOLD YOU THAT THEY WERE IN HERE! THEY WERE MEAN TO ME LEADER-SAMA!" Tobi said, pointing to Deidara.

"That dancing...makes me want to upchuck," Zetsu stated, running to the bathroom.

"So, i guess you were telling the truth about them," Konan said giggling.

Kakuzu just kept counting his money and Hidan was in the middle of his 'rituals' again.

"Oh, right. I forgot. Here's the mission report, Leader," Itachi said handing him the report.

"I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE FRIGGEN REPORT RIGHT NOW! I'M WONDERING WHY YOU ARE DANCING WHEN YOU SHOULD BE TRAINING!"

Itachi sighed. "Let's go Saku-tenshi," Itachi said.

Before Sakura could nod, Pein interrupted. "Who said that you're going to be the one training her right now? It's my turn to train her now. You 3 get your chances again tomorrow...AT YOUR OWN TIME WHEN YOU'RE NOT DANCING LIKE THE FUCKING IDIOTS YOU ARE!" screamed Pein. "Let's go Sakura," Pein said. Konan and Sakura followed.

"Sakura, F.Y.I, you're going to be learning his jutsu." Konan said.

"Don't worry, Konan. I've got perfect chakra control and even if he does try to hurt me with his jutsu, I can easily heal it."

"Well, for Pein-sama, give it your all."

"I will. I'll definitely need inner for this one if he's that tough."

"...inner?"

"Yeah, I practically have 2 spirits. Myself and inner. Inner Sakura has been talking with inner Konan...INSIDE MY HEAD!" They giggled and talked about what their inners are like and other peoples' inners until they finally reached the field.

"Now, shall we begin?" Pein asked with a smirk.

"Well, Karin, can you sense Sakura or Itachi around somewhere?" Naruto asked.

"Don't bug me. I'm trying to find that bitch so we can get this over with." Karin replied.

"Yeah, she's dead-weight. She even went so low to actually join Akatsuki and kill her own sensei! I'll avenge Tsunade-baa-chan!"

"Hn. Let's just go," Sasuke said as they jumped from tree to tree.

(A/N: I'M SO SORRY FOR MAKING IT SO SHORT! I HAVE EXAMS TOMORROW AND I DIDN'T HAVE MUCH TIME! SORRY. I'LL MAKE THE NEXT ONE LONGER TO MAKE UP FOR IT!