NaruSaku Fangirl #1: Why the hell does this story pop up when I was looking for NaruSaku Fanfics?!
ShadowPuppetRogue: I wasn't sure myself! I didn't even know how it came up like that! It's not my fault!
NaruSaku Fangirl #2: Sure. And it wasn't Itachi's fault that his little brother went to Orochimaru!
ShadowPuppetRogue: Okay, three things. 1: I honestly didn't know why it used to say NaruSaku. I didn't set it like that. 2: I fixed it. And 3: It really wasn't Itachi's fault.
NaruSaku Fangirls #1 & #2: YES IT IS YOU FREAKIN LIAR!
Itachi: It really wasn't. Sasuke went there to kill me. He went there on his own free will. Too bad he doesn't know the truth.
Sakura: Hi Ita-kun!
Sasori & Deidara: Can we do the disclaimer? Please?
Sasuke: Wait, what truth?
Everyone: IF YOU WANTED TO KNOW, YOU SHOULDA READ THE MANGA!
Sasuke: Well it's not my fault I don't have a computer!
ShadowPuppetRogue: Then how are you here?
Sasuke: S-s-shut up!
Sasori: Can we do the disclaimer now? Please?
Deidara: C'mon Jea-...I mean ShadowPuppetRogue. We didn't have the chance yet.
ShadowPupperRogue: Grr. Fine. You guys are lucky you're cute.
Itachi: What about me?
ShadowPuppetRogue: You know you're cute too.
Sasori, Deidara & Itachi: We're not cute. We're hot.
Sasuke: JUST GET ON WITH THE FREAKIN DISCLAIMER SO I CAN KICK YOUR ASS!
Sasori, Deidara & Itachi: This fanfiction was brought to you by ShadowPuppetRogue. Naruto is owned by Masashi Kishimoto and TV Tokyo.
ShadowPuppetRogue: You can request pairings for future fanfiction! I thank my friend, John, for some of the ideas he gave me. Now, on with the story and please review.
"Let's get back to base, un," Deidara suggested to the others. The others nodded and started to take off for the base, but Sakura just stayed there. "Did Sasuke really mean what he meant? Did he really love me? No. It couldn't be . Could it? Ah man, my mind feels so fucked up right now." Thought Sakura. Looking back, Sasori had noticed Sakura wasn't following them. Being the concerned criminal he is, he decided too see what was going on.
"Saku-chan, aren't you coming?" Sasori asked, stopping on a think branch. Sakura just stood there, still deep in thought as the wind whipped through her hair. Sasori slowly walked torward her as Sakura's back was facing him. "Saku-chan, let's go. Pein will be in a super bitchy move if we don't get back soon." Sasori said. Deidara noticed that Sakura and Sasori weren't coming. "Itachi, you go ahead. Sasori and I'll see what's up with kitty, un." Deidara explained. Getting a "hn" from Itachi was enough of an answer for Deidara, so he turned around and started to walk torwards Sasori.
"Did he really mean that?" Sakura asked aloud.
"Did who mean what, un?" Deidara asked.
"Did Sasuke really mean that he loved me?" Sakura asked aloud again.
"Kitty, don't let him get to you. All that bitch wants to do is restore his clan and get his life over with, un. He doesn't care about anyone else but himse-"
"But he looked at me...with those eyes. I've never seen him look at me like that. It looked like he cared."
"Sakura.." Sasori said.
"You guys can go ahead. I'll stay here for a while."
"But the Konoha-nin will be back any second after they're done with their ramen. So, we should either all stay, or all go. It's better if we go." said Sasori. Sakura was quiet for a moment, but she nodded and followed them.
While Deidara, Sasori, and sakura were on their way back to the base, Itachi was sitting on his bed, so very bored. He couldn't talk to Sakura for now, Deidara was with Sakura and Sasori so he couldn't piss him off, and Kisame was as drunk as a person or fish could get. "It's so boring. Might as well clean some stuff out." Itachi thought. He dug into his pocket, and took out a band-aid, a day old peice of bread, 3 paper clips, some pocket lint, a cherry blossom, and the scroll Sakura gave him earlier. Itachi then put the bandaid back in his pocket, threw away the paper clips, pocket link, and bread, set the cherry blossom on his nightstand and carefully unrolled the scroll. This is what he read:
My Dear Bastard of a brother,
As you now know, I have created team Hebi. I don't know how you Akatsuki members survived, but then again,
I really don't care. I didn't think anyone life you could love, but I guess there's always a life full of twists and turns such as
mine. You know I had always looked up to you as a big brother and as a friend, but the thing I want you to know most of
all is that I missed being brothers with you. I remember Madara talking to me about the assasination on our clan, but
the other thing I want to let you know is that if you hurt any of my friends in any way, I will kill you...no...I will do
more than just kill you...I will over kill you. I remember you told me to hate you and detest you and even kill Naruto, my best friend, but
there are always two paths to get to our goals. I no longer seek you out to kill you. I just want to be brothers again. I didn't think
that I could write this either but, the hardest part of this letter is saying that...just wait a second...okay. That should shut Karin up. Now,
what I was going to say is that I miss Sakura more than you know. I know you are not the right person for her. No-one is. So I hope that one day,
she'll find someone special and we could be nice to each other. You might be able to combine all the best guys in the world, but that still wouldn't
be enough for Sakura. Gotta go. I'll talk to you later brother.
Your Bitchy Little Otouto,
Sasuke
P.S. Do not show this letter to Sakura.
That was the end of the letter. Itachi was chuckling at the beginning and end of the letter until Deidara, Sasori, and Sakura came back.
"Ita-kun. We're back!" Sakura yelled through his door. Itachi quickly rolled up the scroll. Itachi may be a criminal, but he was also a man of his word. Or course, seeing this, Sakura wanted to know what he was hiding.
"What was that?" Sakura asked pointing to the scroll
"It's nothing. Do you want ice cream?" Itachi asked.
"Don't try to change the subject. That just gets people more curious."
"How curious are you?"
"Very."
"What are you curious about again?"
"I'm curious about...being curious."
"Then you're being too curious. Go to bed. It's late."
"It's only 5PM!"
"But it's 3AM FCST (Fire Country Standard Time). Now go to sleep."
"Something smells fishy, but I will find out what it is...after I'm done being curious about being curious."
"That's probably Kisame. I'll walk you to your room, Saku-tenshi."
"You're right. Well, I'm going..." Sakura said. Itachi was relieved, but felt guilty for tricking Sakura.
"Inner Itachi, are you there?"
"Hn."
"Do you think you can get Inner Sakura to keep Saku-tenshi busy?"
"Yeah. I finally get to get out of this boring old mind of yours, but thanks for the porn. It's like a party in here since you've been reading Jiraiya's books!"
"Just get the fuck out and tell Inner Sakura to stall her!"
"Geez. You don't gotta be an ass about it..."
"Inner..."
"Fine! Fine! I'm going! Kami!"
With that, Inner Itachi went off to stall Sakura from getting out of her room. Itachi waited for a minute of silence before he slowly proceeded out the door and to the living room. The T.V. was on, flickering many times. That meant that Deidara and Sasori were fighting between watching "Family Guy" and "Futurama."
"Hello, idiots." Itachi greeted. Deidara and Sasori looked at Itachi, turned off the T.V. with the little black remote and threw on the top of the T.V. set. Perfect aim.
"Hey Itachi. So, what are we gonna do with kitty, un?" asked Deidara.
"We'll go to Konan and see what she says." Sasori stated as if it were the most obvious thing in the world.
"B-but she's a"
"Girl. Just like Saku-chan." Sasori said.
"Oh, now I see where you're going, un." Deidara said.
"Really now..." Itachi said, glaring at Deidara.
"No...un."
"Just follow us," Itachi said, grabbing Deidara's hand as if he were his son. Deidara yanked his hand away.
"I can walk on my own, un." Deidara didn't like being pulled.
"How can you walk when you can't even think on your own?" Itachi said smirking.
"How can you get yourself a breakfast when you can't even see?"
"Touche."
"Let's jsut go to Konan's room. she probably asleep though."
"Perfect. I can try my night Tsukiyomi on her."
"Don't. We'll just pour water on her. It's nice to be a little...cliched sometimes." Sasori said, smirking. Deidara got the bucket full of water and they made their way to Konan's room.
"Where'd you get that?" Itachi asked.
"Kisame's room, un."
"How? Isn't he awake at this time because of sake?"
"Yeah, that's exactly how. He'll give you anything if you ask for it. I even got his wallet, un."
"Well, let's just go to Konan's room before she gets out. This'll be fun." Itachi said smirking. They took a few steps forward and-
"What'll be fun?" someone in blue hair asked. When Deidara turned around, he accidentally splashed water on none other than Konan.
"What the hell do you guys think you're doing?!" Konan asked, enraged.
"It's a long story."
"Try me." Konan said. After 3 hours passed, Konan finally spoke, "You guys really should know how to treat her better. Don't let her get around her old crushes, or she'll be all depressed. Let her know how much you love her. Why don't one of you guys ask her out or something? You know, boyfriend and girlfriend. Oh, and if you rape her, I'll kill you." Konan's last words sent shivers down the guys' spines. They nodded. "Thank you, Konan," they said in unison as they left the room. They didn't catch what Konan said after the closed the door. "It'd be nice to have another girl around here though."
"So...maybe I should go out with Sakura. I make her really happy, un." Deidara announced.
"What makes you think she'll go out with you and your sick hands?" Itachi said.
"At least I don't have bags under my eyes so big that they could carry 5 great shinobi nations!" Deidara said.
"Shut up you two. We all know she'll go out with me. I mean, look at me. No one can resist." Sasori said. Itachi and Deidara looked at Sasori and yelled, "SHUT UP!"
"See? You two looked. That just proves it!" Sasori said like a real...err...little boy, jumping up and down.
"Hn."
"Shut up Pinnochio! we've had anough of your crap talk, un!" Deidara screamed at Sasori. Just as Sasori was about to sing, "Dude Looks Like A Lady," Itachi interrupted
"Let's make a bet." Sasori and Deidara looked at Itachi with a confused look.
"Who ever she asks out first will get to be her boyfriend and the other 2 will get to move on. Deal?" Deidara and Sasori nodded.
"It will be me who wins," they all thought to themselves.
OMG! OMG! OMG! BATTLE BETWEEN ITACHI, SASORI, AND DEIDARA! WHO WILL WIN HER HEART? PLEASE REVIEW! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO WILL WIN! XD