ShadowPuppetRogue: OMG! They're fighting over Sakura!

Itachi: Hn.

ShadowPuppetRogue: C'mon Itachi. Can't you do anything...at least for your fangirls?

Itachi: (blows a kiss in)

Fangirls: (blushes)

Deidara: I'll win anyways. You like me more, right Kitty?

Sakura: Well, I dunno.

Sasuke: Sakura, please, give me one more chance? Please? I've got candy...

ShadowPuppetRogue: No way in hell!

Sasuke: You're not the boss of her!

ShadowPuppetRogue: Maybe not, but I am the boss of this fanfiction. (grins evilly)

Sasuke: Crap. What're you gonna do about me? You've got nothing.

ShadowPuppetRogue: I'll have Orochimaru rape you to death!

Sasuke: Do me a favor and shut the hell up! I've had enough of this fanfiction!

Orochimaru: Hello, Sasuke-kun.

Sasuke: Fuck!

Orochimaru: Really? Yay!

(Orochimaru chases Sasuke away)

Naruto: Can I join the fight, too?

Everyone: Hell no!

ShadowPuppetRogue: You'll get your chance in my other fanfiction. Just wait. And plus, you tried to kill her.

Sakura: Where's Saso-kun? We haven't heard from him in a while.

Sasori: I'm here now, Saku-chan.

Sakura: Where were you?

Sasori: I was in another fanfiction. You wouldn't believe what they did to me.

ShadowPuppetRogue: Well, who'll do the disclaimer this time?

(Awkward slience)

Sakura: I'll do it! ShadowPuppetRogue doesn't own Naruto. Only Masashi Kishimoto does.

ShadowPuppetRogue: Now, one with the story and please review. TT Even if it is a flame, I like feedback. 3

Sakura snuck down the hallway, hoping that no one would scold her for being up so late at night. "Wait...why am I sneaking around the base? This isn't a crime." Sakura thought as she calmly walked down the corridor wearing her silk Akatsuki pajamas and Akatsuki slippers. Into the black kitchen, she saw the kitchen tiles with mold, the dishes piled sloppily in the sink with flies surrounding them, and the table had a giant whole in the middle! "Well, I'll clean this first, then I'll eat." Sakura thought. She got a bucket of water and a rough sponge to clean the tiles, and when she was done with that, Sakura used a gas mask and super thick gloves before she dared to clean. Scrubbing each plate hard, they were all finally clean and that was done. Now, for the table, she kneaded her chakra into a new and nicer table until she knew it would forever stay still. As she walked over to the pantry, she yawned, but quickly covered her mouth. Opening the pantry was a loaf of bread, cappucino mix, a dead cockroach, and a bunch of ramen occupying the rest of the space. She opened the refrigerator and saw nice cold water in a pitcher, 11 crabs, chicken soup, gummy worms, and several giant cookies. Her face shining in happiness, she grabs 4 nig cookies and starts ripping off the plastic, not caring about how lound it is...until she heard foot steps. Hiding behind the pantry door, she sees a red haired man.

"Saku-chan, you can come out. It's just me, Sasori." Sasori stated. Sakura came from behind the door and looked at her cookies.

"You were going to put marshmallows on them and then put them in the microwave for 30 seconds and put whipped cream on top when you're done, weren't you?" Sasori said accusingly.

"Yeah, but how'd-"

"I like my cookies like that too."

"Oh, so you want some too?"

"Sure."

Sakura went to the dish washer and pulled out 1 plate. She set four of her cookies with marshmallows on top on one part of the microwave, and did the some thing again for Sasori. They watched as the cookies burn from a nice brown color, and the marshmallows recieving a black spot in the middle as they expanded. They drenched the whipped cream on all of the cookies and they took one, eating it in one bite. The next second,Sasori reaches his hand for another one when he finally realizes Sakura had her hands wrapped around her throat, gasping for air. Sasori, not knowing what to do, called Deidara and Itachi and they came running...fast. Within a millisecond, Itachi and Deidara burst through the doors and Itachi kicked her back hard to get the smore out.

"Thank you Ita-kun." Sakura said between pants.

"Welcome Saku-tenshi, but be careful next time, okay?"

"What makes you think I'll get hurt again?"

"Well, you got hurt this time, didn't you?"

"Yeah, but-"

"You can't have anything that's hard...and with corners tonight for that matter."

"Fine, but on one condition."

"And that would be?"

"I can do anything and go anywhere I want to. Deal?"

"Fine then. What is the first thing you wanna do?" Itachi asked. The room grew silent and the three looked at Sakura. Sakura only looked at the cieling and finally had an idea.

"I wanna heal your eyes!" All looked at her in shock.

"You can heal my eyes?" Itachi asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Yup! So, when do we start?"

"Whenever, but I prefer sooner."

"Okay then. We'll do it now." Sakura stated.

"Sasori, Deidara, you can go now." Itachi stated and they left the kitchen. Sakura and Itachi walked over to Itachi's room and Itachi laid down on the bed with Sakura kneeling on the floor.

"Alright Ita-kun, I'll need you to turn off your Sharingan, then after that, I'll need you too keep your eyes open so I can send my chakra through to heal them. It'll take about 10 minutes. Okay?"

"Hn."

"Now, this'll be a little painful." Sakura said, and with that, she blasted a bit of her chakra into Itachi's onyx eyes. Itachi grunted. After five minutes of that, she had Itachi keep his eyes closed for the next five minutes.

"Alright Ita-kun. You may open your eyes now." Itachi opened his eyes and everything was so very clear. He could see every little detail and every this was beautiful.

"Thank you Saku-tenshi. Now I can see you true beauty." Sasori walked into this room with a smirk on their face. Sakura blushed at this comment. Everything was fine at this moment. Nothing could possible ruin this moment. Not even...

"Kitty, are you okay, un?" Deidara worriedly asked the scared Sakura on the ground. Sakura had her butt on the floor, trying to crawl backwards into a corner.

"Keep them away from me..." Sakura said in a dead tone.

"Keep who away?" Sasori asked.

"Them...the killers...the ones who killed my best friend..."

"No one's going to hurt you Saku-chan. I'm here. We're all here." Sasori said, hugging Sakura.

"Thank you Saso-kun, but...I can't remember exactly. Being here for so long...something had reminded me."

"Just go to sleep Kitty, un." Deidara said as he led her out the door.

"Alright Dei-kun. Goodnight." Sakura said before giving them all goodnight kisses. And with that, she left.

"She's...remembering...isn't she." Deidara said. They all nodded and stood in silence.

Deidara: You made them wait a long time for this crappy chapter?

ShadowPuppetRogue: I'm lazy! So shut up!

Sasori: (sigh) Why don't you both shut up.

ShadowPuppetRogue: But before that, let's have a snack!

Itachi: Which would be...

ShadowPuppetRogue: Fish Sticks!

Kisame: You bitch! Give me those! (tackles ShadowPuppetRogue)

ShadowPuppetRogue: Get the hell off me!

Pein: I'll get him off on one condition.

ShadowPuppetRogue: (rumbling noises) Anything! Just name it!

Pein: You need to put me in the story more.

ShadowPuppetRogue: Deal! (more rumbling noises)

Pein: (picks Kisame up by his cloak) Come on Kisame. I have a mission for you anyways.

Kisame: Lemme at 'er! Lemme at 'er!

Sakura: So, know that Kisame's gone, what do we do?

ShadowPuppetRogue: Well, while you guys wait for the next chapter, you guys can review. (smiles)