HOUSE OF VEGETA CHRONICLES 14
Prince Vegeta was most annoyed at Kakarot. He walked along ornate halls for hours in an attempt to locate his mate. Sensing his significant other was one thing, getting to him in person was another.
A chirping chibi distracted his thoughts. Smiling softly, he glanced down at the bundle in his arms. Nuru looked about, bright eyes peeping.
Vegeta chuckled. Mini me.
Courtesans and royals milled everywhere, nodding in acknowledgement as their prince passed through. Vegeta himself often forgot how huge the castle was. The monstrous structure was nearly a city unto itself, with quadrants separating the social, political and private levels.
"Ho, Prince!"
Vegeta turned at the familiar voice. Nappa strode his way, along with Orbonn and Kudd. He lifted a thick brow at the trio of grizzled generals.
"Ah, I see you're about."
"True enough, ouji." Orbonn grinned at Nuru. "How fares the little one?"
Vegeta cradled his squirming cub. "He grows like a weed, general."
Nuru squeaked, his thick tail coiling tight. Orbonn poked a finger at the round face. Needle teeth snapped in his direction.
"Ha! Fiesty as ever, I see. Where's Tezar?"
"With that no good mate of mine. He missed the meeting!"
Nappa pulled his chin. "I wondered what happened. Did Kakarot have training sessions today?"
Vegeta shook his head as they walked the corridors. "None that I'm aware of. He was supposed to reschedule if necessary."
Orbonn shrugged. "He's about the castle, ouji. Ugren talked to him before he retreated an hour ago."
Dark eyes sparked. "Retreated where?!"
"To the royal chambers, so the story goes. He wanted to take a nap before the meeting-"
"The one that he missed!!" the ouji snapped, rolling his eyes. "Idiot."
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Vegeta strutted with renewed purpose to the royal chambers, taking the private access corridors. Nuru purred, clinging like a vine to his father. A silver velveteen jumpsuit set off blue highlights in his thick crop of hair.
Guards grinned and bowed, acknowledging their prince. Vegeta returned with curt gestures. Temperamental blood had no time for niceties.
Striding past palace sentinels, he stormed their personal rooms.
xxxx
He stopped in stunned surprise. His previously missing mate was sprawled on their bed, bare to the waist and shoeless. Kakarot snored like a fog horn, his mouth open in sleep. Curled in his arms was Tezar. The chibi crunched a bird skull in quiet satisfaction.
Vegeta pursed his lips, unsure whether to laugh or get angry. Tezar screeched in greeting, poking his tongue out.
It was enough to make his saba smile. "Abde'nu, Tezar. Are you watching your father?"
Another shriek. Nuru squealed at his sibling, drooling everywhere.
Vegeta sidled on the bed. "Krukka, I can barely hear myself think!"
More noise assaulted his ears. A muffled clicking sound gave Vegeta pause. In puzzlement, he rolled over his sleepy mate. Squashed underneath was Xenna, her thick tail wiggling. Kakarot's weight had smashed the chibi's wild locks into a haphazard pattern.
The Ouji did laugh then, as Xenna climbed over her sleeping uncle.
"How'd you get here, sweet vii (niece)?"
Xenna clucked, squeezing against him. All three cubs started squalling. Vegeta plopped Nuru on the bed.
"Wake up your silly father. I don't have patience enough to try!"
As if on cue, the chibis burst into a string of banshee wails. The racket was enough to wake the dead. Vegeta considered escaping himself.
Kakarot growled suddenly, bouncing to a sitting position. He clutched his head in annoyance.
"What the hell...can't anyone get any sleep around here?!"
"Your own fault. You missed the meeting!"
"Hah?" dark eyes focused slowly, flashing anger. "Vegeta?"
"Ai, loudmouth."
Lazy yawn. "What time is it?"
The ouji glared. "Half past quern!"
"Shit...I missed the meeting!"
Further conversation was drowned out in screeches. Both adults held their ears.
"YOU DID THIS ON PURPOSE, VEGETA."
"YOU MISSED THE MEETING ON PURPOSE."
Meanwhile Nuru, Tezar and Xenna yowled happily, clambering across the bed.
Kakarot winced in pain, scratching his ass. "Krukka...screaming meemies!"
Vegeta rubbed the chibis, calming them to quiet. "How did you end up with Xenna? I thought Raditz had a light schedule today."
"He did, but Xenna didn't want to leave Tezar. He finally gave up and left her here."
"Ha! Our little princess rules already."
Another yawn. "I guess he found something else to do. Humoz was with him."
"Another foray on the Rim?"
"Who knows? They seemed to be in a big hurry."
The ouji pulled his chin thoughtfully. "Kakarot...is it me, or does Humoz seem familiar somehow?"
His mate shrugged. "In what way?"
Vegeta rolled Nuru across the bed. The chibi squawked, bouncing against the others.
"He bears a resemblance to someone, I think. I can't quite place it,
though."
Kakarot watched the babies play. "I thought I was the only one that noticed."
"What are you staring at?"
Dark eyes were discerning. "Hn..."
"Kakarot!"
"I was just thinking about something that happened earlier. Humoz wouldn't come past the entranceway when Raditz had Xenna."
"So what?"
Kakarot gave a curious half smile. "Humoz acted as if there were a plague in the room. Even Raditz thought he was being ridiculous."
Vegeta raised an eyebrow. "Oh? What did he say?"
"That it was improper for officers to be inside royal chambers without invitation."
The ouji snorted. "Bah. Decorum taken to the extreme."
"Ha! True enough. And you know me, Vegeta. I notice most everything!"
They watched as the chibis shredded a blanket with needle teeth.
"I forgot their rubber balls."
Vegeta pulled his mate's arm. "Never mind that, tell me what you suspect!"
Kakarot stretched out across the huge bed. "Humoz had a strong reaction to Xenna. It was peculiar..."
"How so?"
"I watched him when he wasn't aware. He looked at her constantly with a strange light in his eyes. At the same time he kept his distance,
making certain Xenna had no eye contact."
Dark eyes narrowed. "What are you suggesting?"
Kakarot stared at the babies again. "I'm not sure. Let me think on it."
Conversation temporarily halted again as the chibis fought over the bird skull. They butted heads and rolled, scratching. Kakarot and Vegeta separated them briefly.
"Break the skull up Kakarot, or they'll never stop fighting."
"True." powerful hands cracked the skull into three pieces. Each chibi grabbed one. Satisfied, they curled together and quieted,
crunching away. Vegeta smiled gently, nesting a blanket around them.
He flopped over his mate next, eyes flashing.
"All right, loon. I suspect we're both thinking along the same lines.
Now out with it!"
Kakarot yawned again, closing his eyes. "Later, koi. I need more sleep."
The ouji poked him insistently. "About Humoz..."
One eye opened again. "What do you think of him?"
"Personally, or as a warrior?"
"Either one."
A reddish black tail waved gently. Three pair of bright eyes followed the motion with great interest.
"Koi, watch your tail, hn?"
"Krukka!" Vegeta tucked it up just as Tezar crawled behind him.
"Abedanni!" the ouji rolled his cub back against the others. Shrieks filled the air once again. Vegeta gave Tezar his bone back.
"Take this, little mostri (monster). Quiet now, and sit with the others!"
Fat jaws went back to work on a chunk of bird skull. Vegeta stretched lazily against his mate. Kakarot rolled him into an embrace, coiling tails.
"Your opinion on Humoz."
Vegeta purred in brawny arms. "Pleasing to look at and intelligent.
He's well made, even for a second class."
"My thoughts exactly. I like his stink, too."
"Why are you smelling him, Kakarot?"
"Why not? You already have."
"That isn't the point-"
"No? Still, I can see why Raditz finds him attractive."
The ouji nuzzled. "Hn...they've been friends since childhood."
Kakarot closed his eyes blissfully. "I suspect more."
"Surely. Many times have I smelled them on each other."
The chibis nestled in their pile of blankets, sound asleep. Crunching gave way to snoring. Kakarot and Vegeta watched them tenderly.
"Beautiful cubs." Kakarot murmured, tucking more blankets around.
The ouji sidled next to the sleeping brood, draping his tail across protectively. "Of course, koi. They have the best bones. Besides,
blood always tells in the end."
Kakarot eyed Xenna speculatively again. "Ai, sometimes in plain sight."
Vegeta followed his eyes. "Our princess?"
Kakarot laughed out loud. "Fools! Who does she look like, Vegeta?
Besides the obvious?"
The ouji stared at his mate, then back to Xenna. His eyes widened.
"Shiksha...why didn't I see it before?"
Kakarot chuckled. "There's a way to find out, you know."
Vegeta stroked Xenna's tail gently. It coiled his forearm.
"What we suspect may or may not be true, Kakarot. In any case, it isn't proof."
A familiar smirk lit the dark saiyan's features. "We'll get proof,
then. I wonder if Raditz even has a clue?"
"Probably not. War is on everyone's mind right now."
A purr. "Not just war, Vegeta. Come here!"
The ouji pushed off. "Don't miss anymore meetings, Kakarot."
"I won't."
"Father's furious with you, you know."
A sigh. "I can believe it. I'll find a way to avoid him."
"Avoid the king in his own castle? Don't be an idiot."
Kakarot grunted, eyeing his sexy mate. His mate was resplendant in shimmering blue fabric decorated with the seal of Vegeta. Golden bands adorned muscled arms. Bronzed skin glowed a rich and ruddy hue.
A reddish black tail fuzzed. "Stop staring at me."
Lick of lips. "You look good enough to eat. Take off those clothes!"
Vegeta growled as he was grabbed. "Hentai. Need I remind you the chibis are here?"
Kakarot sighed, seeing innocent faces in repose. "Ai, well enough.
They've knawed on my tail enough for one day."
Vegeta sat up on the bed. "Then cool your cock. We'll play later"
dark eyes held a wicked gleam.
Kakarot purred, nuzzling. A thick coil wrapped Vegeta's neck in invitation. The ouji sniffed as fuzz tickled his nose.
/Go sit in some ice, fool. You're agitating me./
/Good./
Lips locked in a sticky kiss. Eventually the two came up for air.
"You have a plan regarding Xenna?"
Kakarot cocked his head in thought. "A chibi goes to blood, koi.
Humoz nearly panicked when Raditz said he could hold Xenna."
Vegeta's eyes narrowed. "So he's careful to keep a distance and avoid eye contact with her."
"Humoz ran from the room like his tail was on fire. Even Raditz thought his behavior bizarre."
Vegeta sat back to back with his mate near the snoring chibis. "We'll need to monitor this situation. If what we suspect is true, Humoz has much to explain!"
"Ai" Kakarot was angry now also. "What the hell was he thinking,
abandoning her like that? And why not tell Raditz?!"
Vegeta shook his head. "His motives baffle me. To leave a lovely daughter, his own blood...madness!"
They were silent awhile, lost in thought. Kakarot snapped his fingers.
"I have an idea...why don't we send an invitation to his parents?"
"Ah, I see where you're going..."
"Dinner at the royal table. Surely they'd be honored, and we could find out more."
"An excellent plan. If Humoz is indeed Xenna's saba, then he must have disappeared for awhile. An imperial officer can't perform while carrying."
Dark eyes flashed in thought. "I think we need to keep this to ourselves for now."
Vegeta gazed at the babies. "True. We need hard evidence. Raditz will be furious enough as it is."
"Yeah. He's been searching for some female he slept with, but that trail is nowhere."
"Not jungle run..."
"Maybe. They could've gotten together then."
The ouji rolled his eyes. "Krukka, our parents will hit the roof.
Humoz might lose his head for this foolishness."
Kakarot pulled his mate down, settling alongside the chibis. "I'll keep my ear to the ground. Everyone talks at the academy, and Humoz has friends there."
Vegeta felt his eyes closing. "I'll poke around in elite circles. The courtesans are always running their mouths with gossip."
"Hm" Kakarot held his prince close. "Sedarse. You smell great."
Vegeta nipped his mate's ear. "Otaki. You stink, too."
Thick tails knotted at the hip, ruffling. The mates cuddled quietly,
enjoying mutual warmth.
The ouji looked over his significant other with hooded eyes. A hot tongue slowly curled over sensuous lips.
/I want to freak you all night./
Powerful hands clutched his ass. Sloppy, wet kisses covered Vegeta's face and neck.
"I'll eat you whole." Kakarot panted, his eyes full of dark fire.
The prince purred loudly. "We'd better quit while we're ahead." he tilted his face backwards. Three small heads wobbled as sleepy eyes blinked, unfocused.
Kakarot snorted impatiently. "I see what you mean. Shit!"
"Be still a minute, koi. They'll go back to sleep."
"Ha!" Kakarot flopped down. Seconds later the cubs were out once again. Vegeta smiled in silence.
/Told you./
A returned smile. /Want to eat?/
A contented ouji crooked his face against a musky neck. /Later. For now, I just want to feel you./
Wrapped around each other, Kakarot and Vegeta soon joined the chibis in repose.
THE END
HOUSE OF VEGETA CHRONICLES 15
Kakarot sat on the edge of a huge bed in the royal chambers, getting dressed. In vain he attempted to comb an unruly mass of bluish black hair. Tezar squashed against his back, chirping. The chibi was wrapped in his father's tail securely, resembling a furry beehive.
"I think we can pull this off, Vegeta."
The Ouji grinned, bringing Nuru with him. He was resplendant in silver and purple silk with white gloves and cape.
"Perhaps. Although father thinks we've gone insane, inviting second class to a private dinner."
Tezar squalled, trying to free himself. Kakarot coiled his tail about even tighter as Vegeta joined them on the bed.
"Can't say I blame him. Our excuse was pretty poor!"
Vegeta plopped Nuru on the bed. "Even so. I think our suspicions will prove interesting regarding Xenna, though."
Kakarot adjusted his red sash over snug blue pants under boots. His mate eyed him appreciatively, eyes flashing.
"You look tasty, Kakarot. I might need a bite before we go."
Kakarot growled, grinning. "Pervert. By the way, Nuru and Tezar have nearly outgrown their panto suits."
Vegeta nodded, pulling Tezar free of Kakarot's tail. "Ai, Glerunn says they'll put on another five pounds by next month. Still, green velvet suits them. I may have larger ones made in the same fabric."
Kakarot adjusted silver arm bands. "So how do we start off the conversation? Humoz and his parents are bound to be suspicious, not to mention Raditz."
"We need the truth, Kakarot. Humoz holds the key, regardless of how Raditzsu feels. He'll thank us later."
Kakarot plucked up Nuru, kissing the round little face. "I hope you're right."
xxxx
Raditz glided into the chamber with Xenna in tow minutes later. The chibi wore bright gold fabric with a matching ribbon wound through her hair. As usual, her ponytail flared up top in a huge spray.
Vegeta and Kakarot eyed Raditz slowly, nodding in approval at gleaming silver armor and black boots.
"You look great, Raditz." Kakarot grinned. "Abesani, Xenna! Pretty chibi."
Xenna screeched happily at her uncles. Raditz dropped her beside the other cubs.
"Now what the hell is going on, you two?"
Vegeta shrugged innocently, cuddling Xenna. "Nothing at all. Why object to a formal family meal?"
Raditz folded his arms, smug. "Right. I'm all dressed up, no explanation given. Do I look like an idiot? You two are up to something."
Kakarot nosed his niece's hair. "You're too suspicious, Raditz."
"Then why eddane? (guest family meal?) Is some formal announcement to be made?"
Vegeta coughed pointedly, pulling booties over little feet. "Well...we just thought a nice occasion before the war would be appropriate-"
"Bullshit. I don't know what the game is, but you two are asking for a busted lip."
Kakarot shrugged. "We can fight later. Stop complaining!"
"Asshole. And quit smelling my daughter!!"
"Hn, ibiske (little flower)."
"Never mind that-"
"What saiyan turns away a good meal?" Vegeta brushed his tail. "Second class or no, our guests accepted the invitation with good grace."
Raditz preened in front of a mirror. "I still say there's something you're not telling me."
xxxx
"Vegeta, what's this about? Really?"
The Ou adjusted his fur cape. "I have no idea, Bardock. But the strangeness of our children's request intrigued me."
Bardock polished his golden neck collar. "Hn! I sense our loon at the bottom of this nonsense."
Vegeta Ou was genuinely perplexed as he paced their private chamber. "Maybe, but Vegeta wanted this dinner-"
"An investigation. I'm not fooled!"
"But on who for what? Nothing is clear here."
Bardock laughed. "Why not? We're only having second class to dinner.
And only Humoz has vague connection with our family."
The Ou shrugged. "This plays like strange theatre. Vegeta made obscure references to Xenna-"
"Say what?"
"Ai, that a 'mystery' might be solved."
Bardock sighed, rolling his eyes as he stood. "Let's get going. I never know what our crazy cubs will plan next."
The Ou hooked his arm as they walked out. "Look who's talking."
THE END
Next: House of Vegeta: Xenna Revealed!
A/U
HOV CHRONICLES 16
Humoz walked solemnly about the great castle halls, accompanied by his parents. In silence he mulled the strange dinner invitation from his prince. He felt jittery, nervous.
A thick finger poked his side. "What's your problem, cub?"
"Ah...ha?"
Edlakk shook his head at his son. He was thickly built, a solid second class of the Segg clan. His heavy, dark brown beard was clipped and shaped severely. The elder donned his best dress armor for the occasion.
"Stop stumbling along, boy...it's not as if you've never been in the castle before!"
Humoz sighed, observing endless saiyans milling about. Military and elite alike frequented the massive halls at virtually all hours.
Gora stared in wonderment at the activity. "The castle is amazing"
her voice was hushed. "See the tapestries and paintings everywhere?
Not to mention the beautiful sculptures."
Edlakk winked at her. "Almost as lovely as you, my dear. Blue taffeta goes best with your tail."
Gora grinned, flirting. "Watch your own tail. I might bite later!"
"Will you two cut it out?" Humoz growled. "What if some elites hear you?"
Gora laughed, jewels sparkling in her braided hair. "Afraid we'll bring down the property values, boy? I doubt our Ou agrees with you,
else he wouldn't have invited us to dinner!"
"But why? I don't get it."
The slim saiyan shrugged bronzed shoulders. "Who cares? We'll be the envy of everyone in the neighborhood. Perhaps the last few months will be well worth it, if-"
"Gora" Edlakk hissed, motioning her to silence.
Humoz was crestfallen. "Is that what you think, mother?"
She moved to embrace her son. "You're too sensitive, boy. I meant nothing. This is a time of celebration, not regret."
"I regret many things."
Gora shook her stubborn offspring. "Still mooning over that ovee?"
"That's enough. And keep your voice down!!"
"Huuh" Edlakk snorted. "We know the rumors, boy."
Humoz shook his head fiercely. "So? What of them-"
"Admittedly, it would be status-"
"Is that it?" the younger saiyan hissed, looking about nervously. "Are we trash that gropes for every favor?"
Gora sniffed, smiling at passerby. "Hardly. But consider the future,
boy. Your rash decision could prove costly in the end."
Humoz sulked as they walked the castle. "I brought no shame to our clan."
"Then do the right thing!" Edlakk hissed.
"I did!!"
"You know what I mean. Did you even think this through?"
Gora rounded on her son also. "Hot blood makes weak brains. Do you keep up the news?"
Humoz sighed. "As much as I can without arousing suspicion."
Edlakk gripped his son's arm briefly. "We know what this cost you.
Never think we aren't on your side."
"Hai" Gora agreed, squeezing Humoz on the hand.
The young warrior smiled slightly. "It's hard being rational about this-"
Edlakk glanced down an ornate hallway, seeing traffic part. "Hold. It seems our hosts arrive."
Servants, officers and courtesans alike parted and bowed. An elaborately dressed entourage walked the great halls, blaring horns.
"STAND ASIDE, ALL. VEGETA OU AND HIS ROYAL CLAN GREET THEIR GUESTS."
Humoz, Gora and Endlokk bowed as their king approached, Bardock at his side. Directly behind them were the Ouji and Kakarot, while Raditz brought up the rear.
A hush fell over everyone.
Humoz found his voice. "As ukrei (heir) of my family, I thank our rulers for this gracious invitation."
The Ou waved at them majestically. "Come, attend us to the royal dining area. A feast is prepared."
The second class saiyan family glanced nervously at the royals.
"I...ah...must also extend my appreciation." Edlakk stammered.
The Ou smirked. "Be at ease, Edlakk. You are my guests. Now come!"
xxxx
In silence they walked down another hallway.
Raditz glided alongside his brothers, keeping his voice low. "You two are behind this...I don't know what game-"
"No game." the Ouji hissed back. "Quiet, before father hears you."
Radtiz started to say something but paused as Bardock glanced backward. He glared at Kakarot next.
/This stinks with your name./
Kakarot glanced at him casually. /Go to hell./
/I'll kick your ass there myself!!/
The Ouji growled quietly. /Enough, you two!!/
xxxx
The group seated themselves at a polished, red marble table. It was fancifully decorated with expensive linens and gold plates. A water fountain graced the center, full of submerged gemstones. Brocaded velvet covered the walls in deep purple, and muted green cords matched additional panels for privacy.
Gora and Edlakk stared openmouthed at the opulence. Bardock could only smile at their reaction. It was much the same for him when a young Ou captured a certain third class warrior so long ago...
"Milords, this is beautiful beyond compare." Gora breathed, glancing about.
"Ai, such class." Edlakk breathed. "Tales pale in comparison."
The Ou laughed richly. "I'm glad you appreciate the decor."
"Ah, my Ou...I have a question?" A nervous Humoz swallowed. "We're surely honored, but why..."
"Why were you invited to dinner? Your prince was the source."
A confused Humoz glanced at the Ouji. "But my clan? Surely, this is a surprise!"
Vegeta no Ouji enjoyed his discomfort. "Be seated, all of you." he waved generously.
Edlakk and Gora glanced at each other before sitting. Raditz moved beside Humoz to their left. The imperial guard spared his friend an appreciative glance.
/Yakke. You look marvelous with those braids, a warlord./
Raditz stared straight ahead at everyone. /Hn. What's going on?/
/Don't have a clue. We were practically summoned./
Bardock noted the silent exchange. "You two seem distracted. Perhaps a well prepared meal will force your attention."
The Ou clapped his hands together. "Attend." he said simply. Servants appeared from nowhere with wines, fruits and sweetmeats. Ceramic bowls and plates were set everywhere.
Gora eyed the platters hungrily. "Truly a feast for the gods. I could eat a dozen hervu ears!"
Kakarot observed the food settings. "Hai, serca (madam). Enjoy yourself, there's plenty for all."
Gora smiled. "Ai, handsome one. Well do I remember you, Kakarot."
The dark saiyain blinked in surprise. "You do?"
Gora snickered. "Hn, assuredly. Everytime I saw you with Raditz, you were eating a bone. Of course you were all legs and arms at the time!"
Kakarot laughed. "I guess it seemed that way."
The Ou coughed. "Now, then. Would our guests care to grace the food?"
"Allow me, my Ou." Edlakk stood formally. He held out a hand.
"Up the liver and down the gut, with a frown gag it down!!"
The saiyans dug in without preamble.
xxxx
An awkward silence hung in the air after the first courses were eaten. Raditz made an attempt at casual conversation.
"Ah, delicious. But where are the chibis?"
Bardock glanced at Kakarot and Prince Vegeta. "A good question. I suspect the naa'ti (nursekeepers) have them."
Raditz was curious. "Why didn't they eat with us?"
His elder shrugged. "Someone else knows better than me."
"What's that supposed to mean, father?"
"It means you haven't finished those fish livers yet." the Ou interrupted. "And don't forget to try the creamed worms."
Humoz grinned. "The Ou humors us like children."
The Ouji grabbed a bowl of worms in white custard sauce. "Even so,
Humoz. Parents always regard their own as cubs, hn?"
The young officer stared at his prince. "Ah, yes. I think I know what you mean-"
"Once claimed always claimed." Kakarot shrugged. "No matter the circumstance."
Gora appeared uncomfortable. "Your point, ouijan?"
"I'd like to know myself." Bardock snorted. "This is-"
"Pass the candy snake skins!" the Ouji nearly shouted. "It's a crime to let them get cold."
Raditz glanced at Humoz. "Not to change the subject, but why are the naa'ti keeping the cubs? I would've thought-"
Edlakk coughed loudly. "How are our local politicians handling the war?"
That earned him several stares. Gora waved her hands nervously.
"My mate is abrupt at times. But we hear talk of escalation. Is it so?"
The Ouji smirked, folding his arms. "Indeed...but much information is classified in elite circles. The necessity of secrets, I'm afraid."
The second class saiyans nodded in confusion.
"Everything will be revealed eventually." Kakarot piped up,
immediately stuffing his face again.
"Word is that Frieza's inital attacks have been contained." Edlakk continued. "Not that my son shares intelligence data!"
"He should share more." the Ouji said shortly, sticking a bone in his mouth.
Humoz blinked. "That's a mighty bizarre statement, prince-"
"Whatever." Kakarot again. "Imperial officers are pretty selective in what they reveal, anyway."
"What the hell does that mean, Kakarot?!" Raditz demanded.
The Ouji held out another bowl. "Have some toasted deer tails."
"Frieza will fall." Gora stated resolutely. "What sane being thinks to captivate saiyans? A folly for which he'll pay dearly!"
"Agreed, mother." Humoz nodded. "I for one feel quite confident about the war."
The Ou stared. "Not an uncommon belief among the young." he glanced about meaningfully.
"Of course we'll do our own share of fighting, Ou." Edlakk grunted. "I've an old score to settle with that worm!"
Bardock showed keen interest. "Do tell."
xxxx
The conversation settled on politics and war for quite some time.
Raditz felt mellow, his belly full of food. A furry coil captured his calf under the table.
/Cut it out!/
Humoz gave a sly smile. /You're too freaking sexy. Let's blow this scene and go somewhere dark./
The maned saiyan growled softly. /Horny bastard. Go hump a rock!/
Humoz snickered. /I plan to!!/
Kakarot glanced over at them. "Something wrong? You two seem busy."
Raditz glared back. "Nothing, loon. How's your food?"
The wild one glanced down at his empty plate. "Damn good. But the main course is coming up!"
"What are you babbling about?" the Ou blinked. "We're on the fifth course now!"
"Ah, but there's still dessert, father." the Ouji was smug.
"Eh?"
"Just desserts, you might say!"
"I don't get it." Edlokk shrugged. Gora rolled her eyes.
The Ouji waved them off. "You're our guests. Be at ease, we've a surprise coming up. Wrapped in a neat package, no less!"
"Have you all been drinking?" the Ou demanded.
Humoz glanced sidelong at Raditz. /What the hell is going on here?/
"Damned if I know." the maned saiyan murmured. "But it still stinks."
"Agreed!!" Bardock bellowed suddenly, overhearing. "The body of a royal and the brains of an ass."
The Ou laughed.
"There's no impropriety here!" the Ouji nearly shouted.
"What are we in the middle of?" Gora wondered, looking askance at her husband.
"A family argument?" Edlokk supplied.
Humoz began to rise formally. "Perhaps we should leave the royal family to their own affairs. We thank you for your hospitality-"
Kakarot yanked him back down. "Bedante. Stay where you are."
"Are you insane, Kakarot?!" Humoz snarled.
"Stay a bit. You've got a lot to say-"
"I'm about to say something in a minute." the Ou warned, clearly annoyed. "Before I fry a few backsides."
"Grab Humoz again and you'll deal with me, Kakarot." Raditz warned,
tail puffing.
"Oh, so it's like that, huh? Well if you two want to be alone-"
"ENOUGH!" Vegeta Ou roared. "Idiots. Were you all raised in a barn!
None disgrace their heritage to my face."
"I've about had it as well." Bardock said shortly, growling at the youngsters.
"Hn, a good fight might remedy the problem." Edlokk snarled also. "I sense insult to my kin-"
"There will be none here." the Ou informed him. "You're invited guests."
Kakarot stood abruptly, cracking his knuckles. "One at a time or all together!!"
Bardock nearly jerked him backwards. "Krukka. Estande, fool!!"
Kakarot fell into his chair, cursing. "Hell, we've eaten already. Why not??"
Raditz lifted a fist. "Get up again!"
The Ouji pointed a finger. "You don't have a clue, Raditzsu!"
"You wanna fight too, Vegeta? Works for me!!"
"Against a super saiyan?!"
"I'm sick of hearing that shit-"
A loud roar silenced everyone. The Ou crashed a fist over the marble table, cracking it.
"Misbegotten imbeciles!! You display this ignorance in public? I've seen funky ragtails with more class."
The younger saiyans fell to silence, sullen.
Gora sniffed haughtilly. "Inbreds." she murmured. Edlokk smirked.
"What was that?!" the Ou demanded.
"Nothing, my king. The children are spirited today, no?"
"Spirited and stupid." Bardock commented.
"Tis no excuse." the Ou added. "Perhaps the ublani wine is too strong-
The ouji clapped his hands together suddenly. "All will be revealed.
Verdis, bring the chibis!!"
"Chibis?" Humoz paled.
"Yeah, chibis." Kakarot snorted. "What's wrong, you have a problem with cubs?"
"Kakarot." Bardock warned again.
"Don't bother, father. My fist will do enough in a minute." Raditz snarled again.
The Ou stared at the prince. "Why are you summoning Verdis, of all people?"
The ouji waved casually. "Well, she assisted the naa'ti (nursekeepers) today."
"So?"
"She requested care duties for today. She hadn't seen the babies since they were born."
The Ou sat back carefully, his expression blank. "The whole castle is crazy."
Further conversation halted at a sound. A lanky saiyan in multilayered robes glided into the room, her arms full. Bright faces peeped about as shiny eyes blinked. Three chibis chirped happily.
Gora and Edlokk went white with shock. It didn't go unnoticed by the others. Bardock turned to the second class.
"What is it-"
Humoz leaped up, covering his face awkwardly. "If you all would excuse me!"
Raditz gawked at him. "Humoz, what the hell?"
"Nothing! I've got to-"
Verdis stood in confusion, holding her bundles. "Was I in error?" she glanced at the ouji.
The prince frowned. "No, I summoned you."
Humoz stooped over, putting both hands over his face. His parents shook their heads in dismay.
Kakarot laughed. "And they call me a loon!"
Raditz grabbed his companion by the arm. "What are you doing. Have you lost your mind?!"
"Raditz, let me go!!" Humoz hissed. Too late. One bright face in particular looked his way.
Xenna started screaming.
xxxx
Bardock glanced from Humoz to his granddaughter. "Krukka!" dark eyes went wide in comprehension.
Xenna's cries set off Nuru and Tezar. They started shrieking also,
rattling the adults to the core.
"Should I put them down?" Verdis asked nervously. "I can't explain why they're acting this way!"
"Ask HIM" the ouji pointed in accusation, his handsome features pinched in anger.
Xenna wouldn't stop. Like a banshee she squalled, kicking and stretching for Humoz.
Raditz was stunned momentarily. "Give her to me!!"
Kakarot plucked Nuru and Tezar from Verdis' arms. "C'rdani. Shh,
cubs!!" he bounced them to quiet.
Humoz started to move again, his forearm over his face now. "My apologies, Ou. I must leave-"
"The hell you will!!" Bardock bounded to his feet, grabbing Humoz. He slammed the younger saiyan back into his seat.
Gora and Edlokk were next to attempt a quick exit. "With apologies for our son, we respectfully ask-"
"STAY WHERE YOU ARE." the Ou bellowed, his voice rattling every plate on the table.
Another crash. Five burly saiyan guards burst into the chamber, stun poles at the ready. One spoke.
"Is everything alright in here, Ou?" a gravelly voiced saiyan barked.
Vegeta Ou shouted above the chibi's din. "Aye, Pungg. Go back. This is a family dispute!"
The thickset saiyan grunted, nodding for his group to exit. Cavernous doors boomed shut behind them.
The Ou rounded on the others. "I want explanations. NOW."
Raditz blinked. "Family dispute?!" he stared at Humoz, who seemed to shrink before his eyes.
The Ouji rubbed Nuru to calm, his voice dripping with sarcasm. "The ENTIRE family, you might say! Ask Humoz, father. Then let him tell Raditz!!"
Verdis stood in the center of the floor, looking for somewhere to go. "Ah, if I'm no longer needed-"
The King waved her off. "Begone. What follows isn't for your ears anyway."
xxxx
There was a beat of silence as Xenna nearly exhausted herself with cries. In vain Raditz tried to calm her. He looked worriedly at everyone.
"She doesn't smell sick, but I don't know what to do!!"
Humoz couldn't take anymore. "I do. Give her to me." his voice dropped in defeat.
Stunned, Raditz handed her over. The chibi clung to Humoz like a vine, snuffling and hiccuping. Plump little hands clutched and held close.
"Xenna." Humoz murmured, burying his face in her hair.
Raditz sat openmouthed. "What?"
Kakarot glanced at his mate. /It's true! We were right./
Small nod in response. /Aye, koi. Now what will Raditz do?/
Gora and Edlakk hung their heads in silence. Humoz kissed Xenna wildly, tasting her tears. The chibi purred quietly, coiling her tail.
The Ou's face clouded in anger. "Explain. All of you!!"
Edlakk found his voice. "I...it's my fault, my king. I pressured my son into giving the chibi away-"
"Are you insane?!"
A sigh. "Maybe...we knew with the war coming up prospects might not be good for a single parent."
"And keeping the truth from me was better?!" Raditz roared. "Where the hell do you get off? What right-"
Gora glared, her eyes glittering and damp. "You know nothing of our situation at the time, Raditz. We would've gladly taken the chibi while Humoz needed help-"
"I was there!!"
"You were off planet at the time. And it was my understanding the two of you were in another one of your breakups!!"
Raditz turned to Humoz. "You still had no right to keep her from me!"
"I know. We need to talk."
Raditz growled again. "Damn straight."
Bardock snarled next. "Hn! You've much to answer for, Humoz."
The ouji chimed in next. "How DARE you abandon your own cub!!"
"I didn't abandon her!!" Humoz shouted, his voice cracking. "I love her. I just thought...she'd be cared for better at the palace. My head wasn't on straight."
Kakarot snorted. "And it is now? Or will you change your mind again?!"
Humoz clutched his daughter. "Never. I can't!"
Gora plucked up the now quiet Xenna, cuddling. "We're equally at fault. Humoz didn't even know if Raditz would accept her. He was so adamant about his freedom."
Raditz took pause at that. "Maybe, but I'd never reject my own cub.
It's a poor excuse."
Humoz looked away. "I regret not telling you-"
"I should break your fucking neck!!"
The Ou watched the exchange long enough, holding his own anger in check. "I could have you all beheaded for this." he said evenly.
The second class saiyans wilted.
Edlokk managed to speak. "Spare us, Ou...we love our chikki. Don't deny her!"
Vegeta Ou continued, glaring at Humoz. "That stunt you pulled...leaving Xenna at the castle steps. It was risky and stupid."
"I didn't know what else to do." Humoz breathed.
"Coward!!" Kakarot yelled, tail puffed. "Were you that afraid?"
"Yeah, Kakarot. I was. How could I assume support from Raditz?"
"You could have asked, asshole!" Kakarot rose from his seat.
The Ou glanced his way. "Sit, loon. No fighting unless I say." he watched the prince next. "And no revenge, either."
The ouji started up, teeth flashing. "But-"
"But nothing, Vegeta. I know you!"
Edlokk kissed Xenna. "What happens now?"
"I decide whether to let you walk out of here."
"Humoz is mine, Ou." Raditz closed his jaws with a snap.
Regal features tightened as the king nodded. "As you will, Raditzsu."
Gora spoke up next. "We still want to see her!"
"You demand, second class?"
"No. I beg leniency here. For myself, my husband and son."
Edlokk fumed. "Woman, you can't-"
The Ou rose from his seat regally, robes fanning out. "Begone. I'll make my decision by next week." he snapped his fingers. Guards burst into the dining chamber, looking for a fight.
"Escort these from the castle. Take the short route."
The heavyset Pungg grinned at his charge, waving more guards in.
"We'll take out the trash, King."
xxxx
Raditz held out a hand. "A boon, my King."
Vegeta Ou turned. "Raditz?"
"Allow Humoz to remain an hour or so. I would speak before I wring his neck."
Humoz sighed. "Raditz-"
"Quiet." Bardock barked. "I'm sick of your damned whining. You think a chibi is disruptive? What the hell do you think Raditz went through?"
"I didn't think-"
"No shit. You damned near turned his life upside down as well!"
"Don't howl at my son." Edlokk snapped. "He made a mistake he regrets!"
"You're on the way out, Edlokk. And unless your ki has suddenly multiplied, I suggest you shut your face."
Kakarot leered, his tail lashing nervously. "A good thought,
father...maybe we should help the guards!"
The ouji stood next, his tail also coiling. "Why wait? I say-"
"Both of you sit before I have you sedated!" the Ou bellowed. They watched in silence as Edlokk and Gora were herded out. Humoz stood,
watching them go.
"Don't worry, ejalke (parents) we'll work this out."
"You'd better!" Edlokk grunted as he was shoved through golden doors.
xxxx
"Insolent second class." the ouji sniffed, plopping down. "They think beyond their station, yet have more breeding than ragtails."
"Maybe I should've kept Xenna." Humoz growled.
"Being her saba buys you some leeway, but don't push it."
"Don't mistake me, prince. Leaving Xenna was wrong, but there isn't a saiyan alive I fear."
Eyebrows went up at that. Raditz felt an odd surge of pride, despite his anger.
Kakarot still stood at the table, smirking. "So. You've raised a notch in my estimation. Still don't have a chance, but what the hell!"
"If that's an invitation, I'm more than capable."
"You'll last for awhile, anyway." Bardock stated. "You and Raditzsu,
get out. Xenna stays here with us!"
"Ai, leave." the Ou gathered a chirping Nuru up. "Looking at you annoys me right now. Resolve your affairs."
Raditz stood abruptly, grabbing Humoz. "Let's go."
xxxx
The night was a quiet counterpoint to an otherwise chaotic day.
Conversation played out in two private chambers. In one, the heir ascendant and his mate discussed the day's events.
Kakarot and Vegeta sprawled in the plush comfort of their huge bed.
Nuru and Tezar played on piles of satin cushions, tumbling off and climbing over their parents. All wore matching pajamas with the seal of Vegeta emblazoned on silk sleeves.
Vegeta yawned sleepily. "A wild day, koi."
Kakarot nuzzled affectionately, burying his nose against a musky neck. "Too wild, Vegeta. It's a shame we couldn't get a decent fight."
The ouji nipped his mate's ear. "Hn, I suspect Raditz has that taken care of right now. He was seriously pissed at Humoz."
"With good reason. Leaving your own cub is deplorable."
"I think he had reasons, however misguided."
"They were bad ones, Vegeta. And he underestimates Raditz."
The ouji peeped at their own cubs as they slipped under layers of fur. "Fear and insecurity can ruin any saiyan, Kakarot. I doubt Humoz even had confidence in himself to raise Xenna."
"His parents were in on it, too."
"Hardly blameless. Still, they were concerned for their brood. I can't condemn them for that at least."
Kakarot sat up slowly, his tousled mop shading dark features. His pajama shirt hung loosely off a bronzed shoulder. "What's to be done about their visitation rights?"
Vegeta waved his tail high. "I believe father will be fair."
"If it were your decision to make, what would you do?"
"Beat the shit out of Humoz then let him visit his daughter."
Kakarot smiled, plopping over his mate. "I thought so."
The ouji sighed blissfully. "Hopefully Raditz and Humoz can reach agreement. Xenna needs both parents."
Kakarot scooped up the chibis, squashing them all together. "This is definitely...what it's all about!"
The pair suckled kisses while their babies growled at being squeezed.
xxxx
In the eastern chambers the progenitors of Vegetaseii's first family also curled lazily together. Bronzed forms wrapped in a fur cocoon near a fireplace. A bright eyed Xenna lay comfortably between them,
snug and warm. Plump jaws munched quietly on a large bone.
"Hn."
"Say it, Bardock."
"I would protect her from the world, Vegeta. You know that."
The Ou laughed gently. His eyes were warm on Xenna. "Ai, the world and a universe."
Bardock tickled the small nose. Xenna whuffed, yawning.
"Someone's sleepy."
Needle teeth knawed his finger. The dark saiyan smiled at his granddaughter.
The Ou settled back a bit, observing. "You're in a rare mood tonight."
"How so?"
"I rarely see you so...unguarded."
"Several things ran through my mind today. Mostly about the past."
The Ou was curious now. "Xenna's situation?"
Bardock's eyes clouded. "I was thinking about the obstacles we went through with our cubs."
"We overcame them all."
"So many disastrous turns, though. Raditz wasn't the only one who wanted to snap Humoz' neck."
Vegeta growled to himself. "Ai, to be young and stupid. Live for the moment, let blood run high."
Bardock nuzzled Xenna, who chirped. "We're hardly in a postion to talk, Vegeta...I seem to remember a lot of running and rolling myself."
The Ou licked a golden throat. "Hn...even so. A howl here and there,
maybe..."
"I wonder where those two are."
"Which two?"
Bardock punched his mate in the arm. "Raditz and Humoz!"
Thick brows knitted. "They'd better be talking, Bardock. One chibi from this madness is enough!"
Bardock yawned, stretching back into piles of fur. "That noise seems familiar, too. Our children have a propensity for impulsiveness."
"I plan to do a bloodline check on Humoz."
"What for? He's second class, and a prime commando."
The Ou rolled Xenna into his lap. "Now that his family is tied to ours it becomes critical. I want no defects or kinks!"
"But Xenna is fine!"
"Ai, even though the bones in her tail are rough. But if another cub comes along..."
"Ah, I see."
Vegeta clutched his head. "At this rate, we'll need a tournament to determine the future ruler of Vegetaseii. Krukka, I'm getting a headache!!"
Bardock laughed. "Aren't you getting ahead of yourself?"
"Are you naive enough to think they'll stop at one?"
A shrug. "I wouldn't know. I doubt if they do either."
The Ou coiled tails under fur. "Must ALL of our cubs drop babies like rain? They roll and scream, never planning anything!"
"No, not like us." Bardock teased, rubbing Xenna's tummy. The chibi burbled happily.
"If you're referring to-"
"I can't help but feel for Humoz a little." Bardock was thoughtful,
gazing into the fire.
"What say you?"
Dark eyes narrowed on his mate. "I remember a royal skank who tricked me with lies and deceit."
Vegeta Ou stared in indignation. "How dare you. Didn't I reveal all our cubs?"
A snort. "Only by dropping them in my lap! I was always last to know."
"That isn't fair."
"Kingly perogative, I believe you said. Bullshit!"
"Will you ever let that go?!"
"Does any saiyan let ANYTHING go?!" Bardock looked his mate over briefly. "Is that all?"
"All what!"
"We don't have another cub out there somewhere, hm?"
"Idiot."
"Just checking" Bardock flopped over Xenna. The chibi snarled thinly.
"Stop squashing our granddaughter, Bardock."
Bardock ignored the squirming cub. "A little squash doesn't hurt. How do you think I kept Kakarot still when he was small?"
The Ou chuckled at a memory. "One time Vegeta nearly got all my toes at once. I was so fed up I sat on his head."
Bardock leered. "That would be enough to keep me quiet!"
"Hentai. He fell asleep soon after."
"Like his niece." Bardock glanced down. Xenna purred, tucked under tightly. Bright eyes drooped in sleep.
The Ou pressed in as well. "Madness all around."
Bardock sighed. "What do you plan to do about Humoz?"
Vegeta paused. "I'll give him time to solve his problems. I suspect Raditz is giving him more than he can handle right now."
"Remember what I said, koi...I know where he's coming from."
"You like him, don't you?"
"He impresses me and is fearless. Besides, I like his stink."
A growl. "For yourself, Bardock?!"
Sticky kiss. "Go to sleep, king. Your brains are turning to mush."
The Ou snuggled in, closing his eyes. "Good looking boy, I must admit. Raditz chose well."
"Even if he won't admit it. I know he denies their bond."
Another yawn. "Useless. Blood will out."
"We should know better than any."
Xenna blinked momentarily, growling again. Laughing, her grandsires kissed sleepy eyes, enclosing her in warmth.
"I think she wants us to be quiet." Vegeta grinned, eyes sparkling.
"Done." Bardock smiled, pulling the covers over them all.
THE END