Sakura: Hello everybody! (awkward silence) Anyone? ShadowPuppetRogue? Deidara? Sasori? Itachi? Gaara of the funk? Anyone?

(hears punching and kicking sound...and screaming)

ShadowPuppetRogue: Annoying bastards...

Sakura: Who's the annoying bastard?

ShadowPuppetRogue: My classmate.

Sakura: What was he annoying you about?

ShadowPuppetRogue: My crush. Goddamn him.

Sakura: It's okay. You'll get over it.

Ino: Yeah. What Sakura said.

Pein: What about our deal? You said that you'd put me in the story more.

ShadowPuppetRogue: I lied.

Pein: (grunts and walk away, but stops for a brief moment) Here's Kisame.

Kisame: (Kisame comes out of nowhere with his Samehada) DIE BITCH!

ShadowPuppetRogue: I can't die! I'm the writer! Now be a good little fishy and do the disclaimer.

Kisame: (pauses in his running stance) Oh, right. This bitchy writer doesn't own Naruto. If she did, the whole series would be as screwed up as her logic.

Deidara: Damn straight! (high fives Kisame)

Sakura look at herself in the mirror to recognize her full look. She had black/brownish hair, dark brown eyes, silky black clothes, and a Konoha headband around her waist. Ino came up to the mirror to fix her hair. "So Sakura, how do you like it?" asked Ino, smiling. "It's great, but won't I have to hide my chakra signature?" "Oh. right. Well, at least you save up chakra by dressing up. Oh, and another thing. You need to disguise your scent,' Ino said, spraying on a nice perfume with the smell of Jasmine. "Ever since you commited that little crime of yours, Hokage-sama has boosted up security. He hired Kiba." "And by Hokage-sama, you mean Naruto, right?" "Yup. hurry so we can introduce you. The longer we have to hide you, the bigger the secret becomes." Ino brushed her hair with one final stroke of her comb and looked at Sakura. "Want me to do your hair too?" Sakura looked in the mirror and gave a shuddered look at what she saw. "I'll take that as a yes. Have a seat," chuckled Ino. Sakura slowly but happily went to her seat in front of the mirror while Ino fixed it. With each stroke, Sakura's head was forced back. Sakura looked out the window and daydreamed of her old times with team 7. Kakashi, Naruto, Sasuke, and she made a great team, but she still couldn't believe that she liked Sasuke. Before she knew it, her hair was at knee length. She looked down to admire her black locks. "Oh my god. This is amazing. Thanks, Ino. I knew I could always count on you," she announced. "It was nothing," Ino said with a smile."Now, we should starton a new course of your training." "New...course?" asked Sakura. "Yeah. Remember, since Naruto and Sasuke were your teammates, they know what your attacks are and what your fighting style is. It's best to try and get you used to a different fighting style. Now, how about we start off with genjutsus?"

Sasori looked at the gates of Suna and thought, "Well, she might have stopped here. She seems to besomewhat connected to the Kazekage and his shouldcheck." He approached the gates of Suna and looked at the guards who had stopped him. "Any Akatsuki are to be killed. I advise you not to go in there." "I don't care. I'm just looking for a friend." The guards looked at each other, but the got out of his way. "Alright, but it's your funeral," said the guard on the right. Sasori stepped into the town, one foot at a time and didn't even bother to disguise himself. He walked right in, not looking both ways or behind him. Just straight to the Kazekage's office, but obviously, the town was emptied because of who he was. When he got there, he knocked on the door like any normal person would. "Come in," said the voice. Sasori entered.

"I must admit that you've gotten stronger, and you've pretty much mastered genjutsus, but let's see you deal with my, one on one," Ino said. Sakura smirked. "Okay. no holding back, but no killing, right?" Ino jumped into the air and threw poisoned kunais straight at her. "Well, duh." Sakura easily dodged the kunais and hit the ground with much force. It was as if the ground trembled as it broke into many pieces. Ino knew exactly what to do next. "Hey, Billboard Brow, stop using your same old moves!" Sakura cracked her knuckles, smirked again, and ran straight for Ino from behind. Ino backflipped and kicked Sakura right in the face, but it was just a clone. The real Sakura took out several senbon with poison on them, and Ino dodged easily, but found herself tied to a tree. "Nice one. Now, could ya get me off of this tree?" "Sure." Sakura took out a special pair of chakra shears (A/N: I made that up) and cut the chakra strings that were holding Ino. "Now, let's get you to Naruto's office so you can be officially accepted into the village." "Sure."

"Hello Kazekage," said Sasori. "Good evening...Sasori. So, what bring you here? Fianlly chosen to become a real boy?" Gaara said, spinning his chair around to face the red-haired puppeteer. "No. I was wondering if you have seen Sakura. You too seem to have been a little close." "Not at all. If I had seen her, by rule of the hokage, I would have to kill her." Sasori gasped for a second, but put on his 'no-emotion' face back on. "Take a seat, Sasori. There's something I need to tell you." Sasori listened until Gaara spoke again. "It concerns Sakura and Konoha, so you might want to listen. Mostly concerning Sakura."

"So, you're telling me some girl named 'Kimi Suzumi,' this girl right in front of me, who has absolutely NO birth certificate whatsoever and is a Jounin rank from what you've observed wants to be a part of Konohagakure?" "Yes, Naruto. If it wouldn't be too much trouble, could you also give her a place to stay? I found her on the outskirts on Konoha and she told me she was lost." Naruto got up from his seat. "Kiba." Kiba buzzed right in. "Yea?" "Smell her. See if she's anyone we might've encountered before." Kiba got close too her and blushed. "Wow. She's actually kinda cute" thought Kiba. Kiba sniffed her. "Smells a bit like Sakura, but not too much. She smells just like jasmine. If I tell Naruto that she smells like Sakura, he'll go berzerk and kill her," though Kiba. "She's no one we know of," announced Kiba. "Give her Sakura's house. She can head there right now." "Hai, Hokage-sama." Ino and Sakura were about to leave the room. "Ino. could you stay here for a second? I need to talk to you in private." "Oh, okay." "You too, Kiba." "Annoying asshole," Kiba said under his breath. "What was that?" "Oh, nothing." "Umm...I'll just leave then. Thank you, Hokage-sama. See you later, Ino," Sakura said before closing the door behind her. "Now, there's something i have to tell you guys about Sakura. It'll concern all of Konohagakure."

Deidara walked into Sakura's room and just stood there. He looked at the windows, the picture, and everything else. He just fainted on the spot. Itachi came up behind him and saw exactly what he saw. Itachi still had his emotionless face on, but he was breaking down inside. "Sasori, please tell me that you've found her," thought Itachi. "Itachi headed on, carrying Deidara on his shoulders. He headed for the one place he knew as well as the back of his hand...Konoha. "That kyuubi brat has caused us enough trouble once and for all."

Naruto and Gaara and the exact same moment placed a document on their desk. They were the same document, only Naruto's was the original. Sasori picked his copy up as Ino and Kiba looked at the document and the exact same moment. They couldn't believe their eyes.

A/N: Okay! So that's another chapter down! So, what's the document? You wanna know? Review plz! the more reviews I get, the sooner you guys get the next chapter! Next chapter: The Document! Thnx for reading!