Me: Hey. I am Kitsune. But my friends call me Ami, which I hate by the way. -glares at Sakura (konekos new name)and Ryuu (my new friend)-
Ryuu: HUG!! -runs up and hugs me-
Sakura(this is the only one tiem I am calling you sakura. I am going to call you Koneko the rest of the time): Wow. Never thought she'd do that in a million years.
Me: I know right? Oh well! -hugs ryuu back-
Koneko: So. Whats your story about this time?
Me: Why should I tell you? You will find out sooner or later.
Ryuu: Will you tell me??? -puppy eyes-
Me: Okay.- whispers to ryuu- and that is what it is about.
Koneko:- glaring at me-
Me: WHAAAAAAT???-whines-
Ryuu: I want the story to happen already!! I wanna meet Naruto I mean...No One!!!
Koneko: God no. Tell me there is no naruto or fruits basket.
Me: TOO BAD!!! -sticks out tounge-
Koneko: -death glare-
Me: DUDE THAT SAYS WHAT IS AND ISN'T MINE!!!
Koneko: That would be the-
Disclaimer: My name is Bob if you dont mi-
Me: I mind. ON WITH THE TALKITY BLAH!!
Disclaimer: Don't own. Don't sue. Only my retarded ideas..I mean her retarded ideas!!
Me: Thank you.
Hey. I am Kitsune. I just loooove fruits basket. I actually am writing this story about them. I am the new girlfriend of Yuki-chan. Tohru chose the evil Kyo the Stupid cat. Ha Ha HA. Although, he is kind of cute. Anyway. This is a story about all of the new occurences in Fruits Basket. MY WAY.
Now. Here is the real story:
Everyone was pow wowing around the Sohma Family Summer house, which by the way is B-E-A-U-T-FUL!! Anyway. Momijii, as usual, is jumping around and convincing Tohru and Ryuu to go out to the beach with him, in their new bikinis he bought them.
Ryuu: I will not be publicized in this manor Momijii-chan.
Momijii: But why noooooot????? -whines as he allways does when Kyo annoys him-
Ryuu: Because I am not one to be displayed like a trophy in public...Did I just say that??
Kitsune (Me: I will refer to myself as Kitsune in this story Kyo: Why??? Me: Cause I said so!! -makes fist in his face- Kyo: Backs off): Yes. Yes you did. Momijii honey?
Momijii: Hmmmm???
Kitsune: I bought this for you. -holds out small package wrapped beautifully in pink bunny paper-
Momijii: Really?? No one ever gets me stuff except for papa.
Kitsune: I know. I just thought you deserved it. -smiles gently- Go ahead. Open it.
Momijii: Ok!! -jumps to the couch, sits, and rips the paper- Oh wow wow wow!!! Thank you!!! -holds up blue swim trunks with white bunnies sewn on the pockets.-
Kitsune: How about you run to your room and try it on???
Momijii: Then will YOU come and swim with me??? -puppy eyes-
Kitsune: Sure.
Momijii: The birds in the trees sing momijii! The frogs and bees sing too!! -singing his momijii song while going to his room-
Ryuu: Thank god he's gone!!! Although the bikini he got me is adorable. The black top and bottom with white belt and skull on one side of the top.
Tohru: And I just loooove mine with all of the zodiac animals on it!!
Kitsune: -sighs-
Yuki: Whats wrong?? You were just soo optimistic and nice to Momijii. Kyo would never have done that. Whats bothering you??
Kitsune: Oh. It's nothing. I'm just...tired. Thats all. I think I will go take a-
Momijii: -Hops in in his new swim trunks.- I just love them!! They are so soft!
Kitsune: Your welcome momijii. You deserve them for inviting us all here.
Koneko: -waking up from nap- Yo. Whats up? WHOAH!! -startled by momijiis swim trunks-
Momijii: Do you like them?? Kitsune gave them to me!!
Koneko: -glares at kitsune- Why??? -tries not to attack her like Kyo does to yuki-
Kitsune: He just looked like he could use a good cheering up and i saw them and thought they were perfect for him and I wont tell you who I bought them from.
Kyo: Who...Did...You...Buy them from?? -looks ready to attack-
Hanajima: I know where she got them from. -dressed in her regular black dress and vail-
Shigurii: Don't you even get hot woman??? -singing in head "high school girls. High school girls. Can't wait to see the high school girls in their bikinis" as usual-
Hanajima: -ignoring shiguriis immaturity-
Arisa: You don't need to question us you know shigurii. We are not the perverted men. -giggles for once-
Hatsuharu: Please tell us Kitsune.
Kitsune: All right all right. I bought them from...-mutters "ayame" mutters-
Yuki: Who???
Ayame: ME!!! -bursts through front door-
Yuki: -slumps from aggrivation with his brother-
Ayame: She bought them from my shop!! She had them specially ordered for momijii and then she got some more stuff for all of you!! And I just came to bring it to her!!
Kitsune: -aggrivated like everyone else but tohru, shigurii, and momijii- -gritting teeth- I thought I said I would pick them up tomorrow. And did you have to tell them everything??? -death glare-
Ayame: But sweetie!! You know I had to tell them. They are family!!
Yuki: Did you just call her sweetie??
Ayame: Yes. We have been dating for a month. Hasn't she told you??
Kyo: Noooooo -glares at kitsune-
Kitsune: WE WERE NOT GOING OUT!! All I did was go over every day for a month to check on the clothing and give him measurements for all of you!!! I even had him make me a summer dress for a thing I am doing.
Akito: What thing?
Kitsune: -jumps back- WHOAH!! Where'd you come from??????
Akito: Somewhere. Tell me. What thing???
Kitsune: No
Everyone: -gasp-
Kitsune: I will not tell you. anything.
Everyone: -gasp-
Yuki: Everyone tells akito everything!! It is sohma law.
Kitsune: Well I am not a sohma. So I do not need to follow sohma law now do I???
Kyo: Yes. But you know the sohma family and you are allowed to stay with us just as Tohru is . You still must follow Sohma law.
Kitsune: No.'
Akito: -comes up and chokes kitsune-
Kitsune: (Me: What do you think I would say??/ I AM CHOKING HALF TO DEATH HERE!!!)
Kyo: -grabs akitos left arm-
Hatsuharu: -grabs his right arm-
Akito: -lets go- Hug Him -points to yuki-
Kitsune: Hug Yuki?? Ok. If you want him to transform. -hugs yuki-
Everyone: -Gasp-
Ryuu: NOOOO!! KEEP GOING!! I wanna know what happens when you hug him!!
Yuki: No you dont.
Kyo: Seriously.,
Koneko: I was there. And you should know sincew you were there.
Ryuu: I was..umm...asleep... -squints scared-
Me: WHAAAT??? YOU WERE ASLEEP WHEN I WAS CHOKING???
Ryuu: -backs away- Yes.
Me: Too bad. You will have to wait until the next chapter.
Ryuu: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Me: Remember to review me please. I HAVE COOKIES