Disclaimer: I do not own The Office. Please don't sue.
Author's note: This is my first Office fanfic.
"Hey everybody," said Michael Scott, as he walked into the office. "The elections are coming up. Know who you're going to vote for?"
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"I am going to vote for Barack Obama," said Michael. "I think he's the right man for the job. And I can't be a racist if I voted for Obama."
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"What about you, Stanley the Manley?" Michael questioned. "You voting for Obama?" Stanley looked up with an annoyed look on his face.
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"I don't know who I'm going to vote for," said Stanley. "And frankly, I don't care. I'm still not getting a raise."
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"Who am I voting for?" said Dwight. "No one. Fact: neither candidate has stated their stances on bear attacks. Therefore, neither of them win my vote."
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"Well, whoever I vote for, it's going to be someone who Dwight doesn't like," said Jim. "I think I'll vote for Obama." There is a slight pause.
"No, it's not because that's who Pam is voting for," said Jim. "Although, she did say that Obama's ears look a lot like mine."
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"I think I'll vote for John McCain," said Phyllis. "I mean, that is who Bob Vance is voting for."
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"I'm voting for John McCain," said Angela. "I think a nice conservative Christian man should be running our country."
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"Yeah, I'm voting for McCain," said Andy. "That's who Cornell guys, like myself, are voting for. When McCain wins, I win. He'd better win because I hate losing."
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"Well, I normally identify myself as a Republican," said Oscar. "However, neither John McCain nor Sarah Palin seem to be very fond of gay people. I think I'll vote for Obama."
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"There's this girl on YouTube who calls herself the Obama Girl," Kevin said, slowly. "She is hot." Kevin smirked.
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"I think I'll be voting for McCain," Ryan said. "Obama kind of scares me."
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"Oh my god," said Kelly. "I am going to vote for Barack Obama, because, like, oh my god, he is sooo hot and funny and cute. And I think he could totally beat John McCain at table tennis…"
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So Election Day finally came and everybody voted. Except for Meredith because she was too drunk to remember to vote. Creed voted for McGovern. Dwight wrote in himself on the ballot.
A/N: So how did you think I did for my first Office fic? I hope I got everyone in character.