It was SpongeBob's parents, awaiting for him.

SpongeBob grabbed his suitcase and Gary. "Well, I guess this is it Patrick."

"Meow"

Patrick continue to cry obnoxiously and began pounding on the ground. "Nooooo!"

Squidward came outside with his arms folded. "What's with all the ruckus? I was right in the middle of my clarinet recital."

"SpongeBob has to leave because he's getting married!" Patrick cried out.

Squidward eyes widened. "SpongeBob's leaving? You mean my dream has come true? No more SpongeBob?"

"Yes, it's true." SpongeBob replied.

"WooooooWhoooooo!" Squidward jumped up for joy. "Well lets not keep the bride waiting." Squidward pushed SpongeBob into his parents boat.

SpongeBob dad pushed down on the petal but the boat wouldn't move because Patrick was pulling the back of it.

SpongeBob turned around. "Patrick, I don't like the idea any more than you do but you have to let me go, I'm getting married now. I'll call you tomorrow okay?"

Patrick eyes watered as he let go of the boat.

"I'll send invitations to the wedding." SpongeBob's dad said as they road off.

Squidward waved happily with a huge grin. "Make sure you stay as far and far away from here." He jumped up for joy once again and ran inside his home.

The next day…

Squidward awoke from his beauty sleep feeling good that SpongeBob's voice wasn't his alarm clock. He yawned and stretch then walked into his bathroom.

His eyes widen in surprise and he jumped. "Patrick! What are you doing in my bathtub?!"

"I'm taking a bubble bath, want to join me?"

"No! I don't! Will you get out of here!"

Patrick stood up and got out of the tub with bubbles covering his personal stuff. Not too long the bubbles popped one by one revealing a little too much of Patrick.

"I did not need to see that." Squidward threw a towel for Patrick to cover up with.

"Thanks buddy."

"I am not your buddy. Now leave!" Squidward dragged Patrick downstairs and threw him out of his house.

Squidward sighed and walked into the kitchen where he surprisingly saw Patrick at his table.

"What! How did you? I thought I kicked you out."

"You look tense. Sit down."

"No I don't want to sit down! I want some peace and quiet!"

Patrick pulled out Squidward's clarinet and begin to play horribly.

"Will you give me that!" Squidward snatched the clarinet away from him and notice that the mouth piece was covered in drool. He wiped it off in disgust.

"Patrick don't you have anything better to do than to bug me all day?"

Patrick thought about it for a second. "Uhh… nope."

Squidward began to get frustrated.

"Oh yea! SpongeBob said he would call me." Patrick remembered.

"Yes! So you better get to your shell phone now so you won't miss his call."

"Ok Squidward. Sorry I can't stay longer." Patrick ran out.

Squidward sighed again. "Finally some peace and relaxation."

He went upstairs to watch TV in his bedroom. It was a clarinet concert finale on. He laid on his bed and began to fantasize himself playing in front of an audience. He then dozed off into a dream that brought him on stage and everyone was cheering Squidward.

"Squidward…Squidward…" He heard them say. "Squidward." Then an annoying laugh interrupted. The fans voices turned into SpongeBob and Patrick which had awoken him.

He rubbed his eyes with his tentacles and found SpongeBob and Patrick standing by his bed.

"What!? What are you two doing here? SpongeBob I thought you were suppose to be getting married." Squidward leaned up.

"Oh about that, my suppose to be future bride said it was against her belief to marry someone that had a snail. So she ran off."

"Isn't it great Squidward?! Now us three can be together forever!" Patrick exclaimed and they both jumped into the bed with Squidward.

"Oh my aching tentacles…"