Thanks to everyone who voted and the winner is...Junko and Aerrow, who'da guessed. Well this is the chapter where everyone get to grips with the fact that i crossed the dimensions of space and ended up in the world of the Atmos and i get to have some fun at Aerrow and Finn's reactions to me and 'blanch' Mwuhahahahahaaaarrrrr...


Like Dude Who Is She?

Squadran log by me the Babe Magnet, well Finn oh hey Piper huh what ya duin? hey thats my arm, hey ahhhhhHHHHHHHH and now that Finn's gone thanks to Piper it's now me, Junko.

Well this is strange i mean this girl round about our age just 'fell' from the stratosphere and just so happened to have landed on the Condor's runway? What are the chances? Anyway we made her welcome, well when i say we I mean me, Junko, Aerrow and Radarr, Stork on the other hand wouldn't go near her as he thought she was infested with 'cross-dimensional skyworms that suck on your mind' and Finn he's gone to sulk in his room as Becca, that's the girl I was telling you about, kinda beat him up - as a joke.

Well we were all sat around the table discussing our next recon mission when Finn just looked out of the window and went 'dude, there's a dude on the runway!', then we found ourselves all stud around this girl who was laying on the floor in the rain and then she got up of the ground with a look like man I've hurt my arm' on her face so we took her to the medical room and bandaged her up, don't ask it was Stork's idea as 'it will help stop the infestation' or something like that. So what to do with her? I mean we can't let her go, she might be a Cyclonian for all we know, right? Well i'm gonna go and get some answers off her and go to the emergency meeting to discuss the 'sircumstances'.

Well were at the bridge sat around the table or 'the table of discussions' as Junko named it.

OOOIt's me, Becca typing now yey!OOO

"So, Becca right, how'd you get here?"

"Well I was watching T.V waiting for Storm Hawks to come on and i yelled at my mum to get my waffles.."

"Did you just say waffles"

"yer Junko and Finn i did"

"Anyway she went to get my waffles and i turned up the volume on the remote, then i was falling, then laying on the runway, carried into the medical room thanks to Junko, sat on the sofa and now sat with you guys at the 'table of discussions' and then thats about it i guess"

God man everybodies asking me questions! Why me? Well apart from the fact that i shouldn't really be here as it breaks all the laws of physics and spacial boundries but why me. Man I'm getting a headache.

"So" Piper began "How old are you?"

"Well i'm fourteen well fithteen in eleven days"

"So your like born on Halloween?" Finn count the days love, count the days.

"Pretty much...yer"

"Awesom" Typical of him isn't it.

"Erm where do you live?"

"Newport"

"Wheres that?"

"England"

"And wheres that?"

"Earth"

"Wheres that?"

"The solar system prehaps"

"The what-ar system?"

"Solar system Piper and i thought you were the smart one"

Oppps erm did i just insult Piper?

"Sorry to much coffiee, hey wait a minuet i don't even like coffiee!"

"Coffiee, ri-ght"

"Oh NO AMY!"

"Who's Amy?" He did not just say that. 'Who's Amy' i'll give him 'Who's Amy' in a minuet well mabey i cant exactly but i'll give him the next best thing, well later on.

"Finn, Amy is my 17 2 Hands Eventing champion and before you ask 'like dude whats an eventer' an eventer is me and my horse which can a) Showjumps b) does crosscountry, not the running type neither and c) can preform Dressage at a top scale. That Finn is an eventer"

"Oh right whats a 'horse'?"

"God, give me strength"

"If you want strenght you can borrow my knuckle busters if ya like?"

"Erm thanks Junko but no thanks all the same"

"oh, oh-kay"

OOOon to Aerrow nowOOO

This 'Becca' person is kinda strange, well she is from a different world but it's her hair. Scapula length. Nice side fringe. Nicely layered. But it's the colour, electric purple as the main colour then neon blue's and pinky-reds highlighted in random places, strange but awesom at the same time. What she's wearing is strange too, reallt tight trousers - she said that they were 'skinny jeans' but there not skinny - her legs mabey but not the 'jeans', her feet are strange, she has no shoes on only sock which are stranger than the 'jeans' there multicolored for a start and they have strange pictuers of a 'hamster' on them, her top's quiet nice thoe, elbow length, purple and shiny! She said " it's not a top ,its a leotard". You apparently wear this when you do 'gymnastics' whatever that is. Her make-up's not that bad either; big long lashes, bright green and blue eyeshadow blended into one another, nice shiny lipgloss, pepermint flavour too! Black eyeliner around both eyes, kinda kooky if you ask me.

She's actually a nice person and very talented in many different areas. She told us that she's a 'gymnast', a 'acrobat', a 'show jumper', 'dressager', 'crosscountry-er', a 'contortionist' and a 'black belt' which is kinda simular to Sky Fu to a certain degree. But the thing i don't get is why she's born on Halloween, that's kinda freaky.

Well i best get some shut eye, tomorrow's going to be one hectic day.

"Huh what was that?"

"Finn gimmie that guitar!"

"No hands off it's mine!"

Finn and Becca arguing over his guitar, this i gotta see.

"What the hell"

Becca was just stood there playing Dragonforce's Through The Fire And Flames tune with Finn oggling her talents.

"Dude she's like acer than me on 'blanch' and she's a 'Guitar Hero 3 Legond Of Rock-er, don''t know what it is but it sounds cool!"

"Um, sorry for all the mess, and where am i gonna sleep?"

"Erm you can have my room, i'll sleep on the sofa"

"But what about the spare room that was meant to be Starling's?"

"How'd you know about that?"

"T.V"

"Right, well the spare room got blown up thanks to Finn and that eruption stone of Piper's so you could share with Finn?"

"NO! Absolutly not, your room will be fine thanks"

"Hey whats wrong with my room?"

"Everything Finn, everything"

Becca just flung the guitar or 'blanch' as Finn named it - he names everyting on this ship, everything on to the chair and walked out of the bridge and over to my room.

Well sofa it's just you and me tonight, fun. Hey why din't i tell her to share with Piper? Oh well.


Well i don't think i made a good first impression on Finn now did i? Oh well, he'll live, hopefully. Next chapter is about erm i forgot, oh no wait a minuet i've un-forgot it now, the next chapters about my first official day on the Condor and the guys and gall find it 'amusing' to live with me...oh la laaaaaa vas ist das? I speak German with a bit of french added in by the way. Ya, vas has du in der somerfarian? Go on then answer the question, vas has du in der somerfarian?