I told you I would go more into edge's list so here we go this first part is for edge so have fun.

1. Edge is no longer allowed to drive anywhere because he caused a forty five car pileup on the highway in California because he was so sugar from pixie sticks (that he jacked from Jeff that Jeff jacked from Punk) that he kept zig zagging in between traffic.

2. He is no longer allowed to go anywhere near the divas locker rooms because last week he stole all the divas clothes while they were in the showers and sold them to the female fans outside splitting the money with Shad and JTG.

3. He is no longer allowed to hit on me because the next time he comes near me I and shaving his head bald because he cut my hair past my ears after it finally grew back from Kane's crap.

4. Edge is no longer allowed to be near any wrestler or diva if he isn't working and after he does what he has to do he has to sit in his little chair until he is needed again.

5. Edge will be packed with all the things and drove to where ever we need him to be because we fear for our lives when he is on the road behind a wheel.

6. Edge is no longer allowed to be near female fans because it seems to be that he doesn't know how to keep his dick in his pants and has made over a thousand dollars by charging women to touch it. He will be turning that money over to me because he owes me for my hair my clothes and for the three doors on my car that he blew up.

7. He is no longer allowed around potatoes and tail pipes because he blew up Punks new Hummer.

8. He is no longer allowed anything that can explode.

9. He is no longer allowed to have sex in the ring because he doesn't know how to clean up his mess and that shit is just nasty.

10. Edge is no longer allowed to wear my dresses because it seems to me that they always are returned burnt.

11. Edge is no longer allowed to go around in the showers Divas or Men's shower singing Shawn Michaels "Sexy Boy" Sing because he really can't sing all that well and I have had to stop a few people from killing him.

12. Edge is no longer allowed to be alone in a locker room because he seems to take it on himself to clean it up and throws everyone things away.

13. Edge is never allowed in the same room as Rope, Michelle McCool and a kiddie pool filled with Jell-O. Let's just say that they had the whole room dyed red from the jell-o and they both ended up hanging from the rope on the ceiling and I have no idea how they did it.

14. He is no longer allowed around Michelle McCool because he steals her bras and thongs and wears them around back stage.

15. He is no longer allowed to wear anything put jeans and a tee shirt because it seems all his other clothes are women's clothes and we can't have a guy looking better then the divas in their clothes now can we?

Now let me tell you about little ole' Matt Hardy because he may look so sweet and innocent but believe me behind that sexy smile is the biggest prankster that you'll ever find. So this list is going to be different. It is going to be a list of the things that he has done.

1. Matt Hardy has dyed my hair pink and made me promise not to shave it off by holding Bob Hostage and I had to do what he said because I am very fond of Bob.

2. Matt has stole all of John Cena's hats and told him the only way he was getting them back was if he beat Mark Henry in a mud wrestling match and he sold tickets to all the superstars and Divas. He made five hundred dollars that night.

3. Matt waited until I was asleep one night last month and he got four other wrestlers to take me out of my room and strapped my to the flag pole on the top of the hotel we were in and left me there until 9 am even after I woke out 20 minutes later with him laughing at me. I looked down and saw that he had taken my shirt off and I was there naked. I'll still never live that one down.

4. Matt and Jeff got Kane and Undertaker drunk and then made then pass out and took pictures of them cuddled up together and in some positions that I know people just don't sleep in. They are holding these pictures hostage along with my BOB.

5. He stole HHH's sledge hammer and replaced it with a larger plastic penis with balls that were shaped as a handle. (Paul almost killed him for that one. He did it while he was a sleep with the hammer and woke up to a penis in his face it was so funny I almost pissed myself laughing."

The others I will list later because his brother has a long list of things that he isn't allowed to do anymore because he seem to think that because he is one of my favorites that he can get away with everything. If I haven't let Kane, Taker and Punk get away with anything what makes him think that I will let him?

1. Jeff is no longer allowed to room with me because he dyed my hair pink and orange while I was asleep and I had to pay out of my pockets for more pillows cases and pillows because he didn't wash my hair out right.

2. He is no longer allowed to have pixie sticks because he seems to believe that no one can see him when he is naked and runs up and down the hall all night long until he falls asleep in front of my or Undertaker's door. It never fails.

3. He is no longer allowed to hang out with Kane because he thinks he can fly now because Kane picks him up and throws him down the ramp and makes him sail through the top and middle ropes in the ring.

4. He is no longer allowed to be in the same room with Undertaker because it seems that he can get him pissed in less than two second. I walked in with him hanging upside down from the light in the middle of the ceiling hog tied and gagged. I took a picture and am black mailing him with it as we speak. He has to wash my clothes and buy me new thongs since Punk doesn't want to.

5. He is no longer allowed to give me movies because they are only movies of horror movies about clowns and they scare the shit out of me. It doesn't help when he jumps out of my closet dressed up as one. I beat the shit out of him that night. I honestly think he won't do that again.

6. Jeff muse: Sin is no longer allowed to keep me tied to her bed when Kane holds Bob Hostage for she doesn't do the wicked things that she promises.

7. Sin is no longer allowed to make these lists about how I can't do anything she can't stop me and I bought her nothing but pink thongs ha ha ha!!

8. Jeff stop it. Hell no this is really fun. Sin is no longer allowed to walk around with clothes on because I gave all her clothes to Edge and Punk they are fighting over them right now.

9. Sorry about that I had to tie Jeff up again he doesn't seem to know how to behave at all. He is no longer allowed near my computer because he seems to know how to block it where I can't change what he has written.

10. Jeff is no longer allowed to do my wash because now I have no clothes but the ones that I have on and will have to go shopping again.

11. Jeff is no longer allowed to go around backstage screaming Jeff Hardy...HHHHHAAAAARRRRDDDDY!! It makes people want to take him out and I'm not a big girl so I can't hold all of them back.

12. He is no longer allowed to tie Shannon up and mail him to Undertaker when he gets on his nerves because sometimes Undertaker doesn't open all his packages when he gets them and Shannon was almost dead this time. And now he is back in the clutches of Undertaker and won't be able to wrestle for a long time.

13. He is no longer allowed to sing Time to Play the game while he is in the shower because Paul gets whiny and wants me to rock him like a baby saying that it's his saying and he wasn't allowed to say it. Men I swear.

14. He is no longer and this is very important he is no longer allowed near any new wrestler because he has been hanging out with Undertaker, Kane and Big Show way too long and has decided that he would harvest their souls. We now have about ten new wrestlers that act like they are three years old because Jeff screwed up the spell and Undertaker won't change them back because he knows that it is making my job a whole lot harder.

15. He is no longer allowed to ask anyone are we there yet because I had to sit through it for an eight hour layover yesterday and I knocked him out and had to have Paul and Taker to hold me back from cutting off his tongue. After I cooled down I'm glad that I didn't, because he is very good with his tongue. Better then Bob I am afraid.

16. Jeff is no longer allowed to go out to the club without at least four people that can watch him because he seems to always come home naked from a club and a video always appears on boob tube with him stripping after too much to drink.

17. Jeff hardy is no longer allowed to leave his room without me or Mark Henry because he has taken over humping women's legs and has also started to hump men's legs.

18. The only candy Jeff is allowed to eat is Skittles because he stole all my pixie sticks and got sugar high again and this time we had to stop him from jumping off the roof of the 10 floor hotel that we are staying in. Plus I know that he hates skittles hahaha!!

19. Jeff Hardy is allowed to have a kissing booth because I will be there to make sure that he doesn't hump anyone's legs. Plus it would be a crime not to share what he can do with his tongue. So tickets are ten bucks a pop.

20. He is no longer allowed to go to Disney World in any country because he got caught feeling up Minnie Mouse 65 times. You would think that after the first time he would learn his lesson.

a/n: The next list will be vince, part two of takers and mark henry so enjoy until then hope you like it. Luv Sin!!