Well Becca's at school so she asked, well forced me to type this (just like the last chapter) up during the day as she's not coming home tonight, she's going to a 2 day eventing show and hey so am I. Enjoy on her behalf, not mine.
Twonky
Dark Ace was aproaching Cyclonia, yet again with a 'special dilivery' for Master Cyclonis. It started to thunder, very loudly.
"So what exactly do you want with me?" A girl was perched behind him on the skimmer tied up by the hands and feet, luckily for her he ran out of rope to use on her mouth, no so luck for him though. The slime appeared to have blown away from all the wind. (I don't know)
"I, my little humanoid don't want you but my master does". He had that typical 'Oi, don't mess with me or I'll kill you' look on his face.
"So, what does she want with me then?" She was getting bored of this conversation so like she normally does, she changes the subject, "Who does your hair?"
"I beg your pardon?" He had that 'I'm confused but I don't look confused to you or I'll kill you' look on his face now.
"Who. Does. Your. Hair?" She sighed then continued. "I mean you cant just wake up with it like that can you, I mean Aerrow's is always a mess, in his sleep and during the day, so you must have a stylist right?"
"Wrong, very wrong". he really didn't want to have this conversation, especially with a fourteen year old girl who he's kidnapped, well teen-napped in this case.
"So, how does your hair look so good, it's so, so, owft" She was grinning like mad now. An idea struck her mind.
"What's 'owft'" He didn't bother to turn around and talk face-to-face instead he continued to fly towards the Cyclonian boarder.
She laughed "Man Finn was right, Cyclonian's are stupid" she said in a descreat whisper. "It's what we say back on Earth for 'fit' or 'buff'."
"Right"
"Hey, I need the loo"
"Tough, you'll have to wait untill we reach Cyclonia" He so mean at times.
"Well I guess I could wait...or I could just wee myself all over your skimmer an-"
"Fine" He pushed the controlls downwards and headed towards the waste lands. He found a not so lava-ry paleca dn landed.
"Here" He held out a hand in order to help her off the skimmer but she declined. Instead she placed her tied hands (there tied around her wrists sorry for not mentioning it before) on the floor and preformed a front handspring to perfection.
"With skills like that you-'"
She rolled her eyes"'You'd make an excilent Talon'. I know."
He was spechless, literaly.
"Now where's this toilet then?"
"Erm" Still speachless I guess "Over there" He pointed to a large boulder. "And hurry up"
"I am not going to the loo behind a rock! Take me to a real toilet, now!" She protested like a little 5 year old.
He narrowed his eyes "You go there or nowhere, understood?"
"Oh I understand alright" You could almost see the sarcasm dripping of her lips. "Well how am I suppesed to get to the rock then, since my legs are tied together?" He sighed and walked over to her then picked her up and placed her over his shoulder. "hey I only meant you could untie my legs or something, put me down"
"Pfft, you wish"
"You know something" he placed her down on the floor "You, Dark Ace are a twonky"
"A twonky?"
"Yes a twonky, now go away and let me pee" He walked back towards his skimmer and waited, and waited and waited. "Are you done yet"
"NOPE"
About 5 minuets passed, then another, than another.
'This is getting ridiculus' he thought to himself whilst scratching his chest. he pushed himself off from the other side of the boulder and walked around it, rope layed scattered along the floor. Gone. He herd his skimmer ignight.
"Thanks for the ride.BYE!" She blew him a kiss and flew off into the sky.
"I'll get you becca, if it's the last thing I do"
OOOBack over to the CondorOOO
Becca ran from the hanger and over to the bridge.
"Dude you are the best hide and seek player, like EVER! Where were you hiding for erm, 5 hours?"
"Oh you know Finn, around" She grinned at him then ran away.
BOOM!
"Erm, oooops"
"BECCA!" That is now one very annoyed Piper now.
Still don't know what to put here. SPLADOING!
Does anyone want to buy my toilet? Anyone?
