The Things We Can't Do

by Sinfully Sined

I have decided that it was time to lay down some rules or more like the things that the wrestlers are no longer allowed to do. This is nothing but humor and if you don’t like out of character wrestlers then don’t read. The first wrestler that I will be li

5. MAtt's Half List And I Takeover Again

It's time for my list for Sin and Dark if I get done then I will turn it over to Edge and Jeff to get theirs in too.

1. Sin has to allow me to write on her computer anytime I want because she has this great laptop that I can play my games on too. (Looks around before he covers the screen) This is the computer that I will look at porn on and list all my new pranks.

2. Sin has to help me carry Jeff and Edge to the hotel roof naked and tied them to that flag post for the punishment that Dark gave us for their little stunts on everyone.

3. Kane and Undertaker will be taking pictures and they will be on sell on eBay.

4. Sin has to wrestle against Maria in a strip match and she isn't allowed to wear anything under the outfit that she wears. Oh and she will be losing too.

5. Dark will be the special ref.

6. Dark will be tied to my bed for a week after Kane Undertaker and Punk get through with her.

7. Dark has to dye her hair orange and pretend that she is a fairy for Halloween and she will be going with Edge to the Halloween party because he is going as a Fairy king.

8. Dark will be doing Takers clothes and she will be selling them on eBay instead of washing them. I bet we will make a lot of money with that.

9. Sin will also be tied to my bed when the others are done with her so she can watch what I do to Dark and then maybe I will do the same thing to her.

10. Sin will be Kane's pet after she is Jeff's cat because Jeff is mad that he can't hump legs anymore.

11. Shit someone grab sin she has gotten untied and now she is making a run for it.

12. I got her.

13. Watch out Jeff she has a ...chair.

14. Dear god here she comesssssssssssssssssssss... Hello everyone I once again back at the keyboard after knocking both the Hardy's and Edge out. I will not be doing anything that is in these list and SMB plus Dark if you would like to put your own little list together please do get a hole of me.

15. Jeff has to walk around shackled so he knows what it feels like not being able to walk without something pulling on you.

16. Matt will be wearing a collar and won't be allowed off of it unless he is in the ring. Dark and SMB will be walking him any where they want to.

17. Kane and Undertaker cannot have sex for three weeks after Dark and SMB get done with their punishments.

18. Undertaker will be wearing all the dresses his brother bought me to the ring and he will be fighting in them.

19. Shit Taker just walked in so until next time I will let you go.

A/N: Sorry about all that my muses have taken over but now I am back and I would like it if you two came up with your list of punishments for our oh so loving wrestlers and we'll get them up. Until then have fun and I hope that you enjoy. Sorry so short.