SMB's list so far
1. Undertaker and Kane have to carry me around piggyback style for a week.
2. CM Punk has to scream and run away from random wrestlers for a week.
3. Jeff and Matt have to hide me whenever Kane and Undertaker even think
about kidnapping me.
4. Jeff has to let me do his hair, including dying it, whenever I'm bored.
5. Everyone has to leave Shannon Moore alone whenever I'm around because the
poor guy is always getting picked on.
Dark's Revenge
Now that I am finally free from Taker's bed it's time for some revenge, Dark style. And along with me for the ride are my three special enforcers, Kevin Nash, Bam Neely, and last but not least Colin Delaney. These three will be making sure that you who are about to be punished, mainly Taker and Kane, do your pittance's. Oh and Taker, tying me up isn't a punishment sweetheart, it's a pleasure. -laughs evilly- Alright on to the punishments, and boys try not to cry. Deadman you're up first.
1.) Since you like to tie people up, I think that you need to be chained down to your own bed. As you watch Mae Young strip.
2.) You like to wear pink, fine you'll wear it everyday for three straight months. Right down to the neon pink teddy you'll be sleeping in.
3.) During sex you will be submissive to Sin, SMB and I. No exceptions, no breaks for two weeks.
4.) You must operate a kissing booth, taking suggestions from fan girls and superstars alike. First person to kiss is Vickie...with tongue.
5.) You are to be the slave of Mr. Delaney, until he tires of you. And that means no threatening his life to make him end it sooner.
6.) You must let Jeff color your hair for the next PPV and you must imitate his entrance, right down the pelvic thrusts and the jumping on the turnbuckles and motioning to the crowd.
7.) Last, -for now anyways-, You must listen to Paul Bearer read porn for three hours accompanied by Vince and Mae acting as visual aids.
Now, it's your turn Kane. Don't think that you're going to be getting off easy just because you're in my name. You sir are in some big, BIG trouble.
1.) You are to go and take tongue lessons from Jeff. And then test your new knowledge on your bound and gagged brother. -Innocent look- Did I forget to mention that to you Taker? Enjoy, big boy. -snickers-
2.) You must bow down and kiss Rey Mysterio's feet any time he asks you too.
3.) Since you want Sin to walk around in a dresses all the time, You have to wear a frilly french maid's uniform as you preform any deed, sexual or otherwise that Sin wants you too.
4.) You want to be a star, I have the perfect way for you to see how big a star you are...in Vince's private porn stash. You have to watch every single video that he has...twice.
5.) You are included in number 7 of your brothers' punishment as well.
6.) You have to let Kevin and Bam play out their fantasies with you, no matter what they are or what they contain.
7.) You want masks big boy, fine. You have to go to the mall and pose nude with only a Batman mask on, saying to everyone that walks past. "I am the Batman." in Santino's accent.
8.) You must accompany Jamie Noble on a date and let him have his way with you if he so desires.
9.) Finally, you must do a duet with Jillian Hall in the ring then follow it with a lap dace to King and an apology to Cole for what you did to him.
-Laughter- You boys still wanna play? These were just off the top of my head, do you want me to sit down and really put my mind to coming up with punishments? Cause I will if you still want to push your luck. Now Matty you weren't so bad in your list, in fact I rather enjoyed it; all things considered. So I'm offering you a spot in my enforcers, and I'm giving you unlimited access to my computer. Have fun. Punky, you also have a spot if you wish, but I do have a short list for you. But I have the feeling you'll enjoy it.
1.) If you accept the enforcers position you must wear leather gear that looks like HBK's black leather and chain outfit.
2.) You must only wear thongs around the hotel room and only the ones that I give you. Sin needs her undies, man.
3.) You are to be tied down to my bed with silk and will let me do any wicked thing that comes to mind. But don't worry Punky, I'll also do anything you ask me too. I guess this one is a win-win situation.
As for Jeffy and Edge, you haven't crossed me so I have no beef with you two. It's up to you to keep it that way. Anyways I'm off now, I have some, errr business with Punk to discuss. Kevin, Bam, Colin, Matty make sure that the brothers get started on their lists. If they resist let me know and I be back to 'encourage' them. -laughing evilly as Punk and I walk in the direction of my room- Oh and boys, one last thing. You both have to be wearing a smile while preforming your punishments. Have fun boys. -wiggles fingers then pinches Punks ass-
Now Matty Dark may have enjoyed your list but me I think that it was ok. Maybe you can do better sometime but not right now because I'm locked away from all of you so you cannot get to me or my computer. Now that I have finally gotten some alone time I have decided that I will let Dark come up with all the punishments as I go on with my list of Werstlers that aren't allowed to do any more. I have a feeling they are planning another attack on us Dark so keep an eye out and make sure Punk watches your back while you sleep well we know you aren't sleeping tonight but you know what I mean. Luv Sin!!