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Yes so last time I began reading you some of my extensive daily postal receiving.
Now, I am here to continue.
For the record, Christie Plovaire WILL pay for stalking me...
Although HOW can I blame her?
Anyways, here I shall continue.
Abely,
Get your pansy ass away from my girlfriend Claire. If I don't stop
seeing you buying ice cream from Derrick in TWO SECONDS I'm going to
mash your face in.
-Cam
O...k...
By the way, Claire Lyons is a skank who put out the second I offered her a Popsicle.
So maybe you should take that into consideration Mr. Cam.
To
Christopher Kevin Abeley
We regret to inform you that you were not accepted into the
University of Florida. We appreciate your application and admission
essay, but we have decided to choose a more deserving candidate. We
hope you
understand.
Dean P. Iggy
- Dean P. Iggy
Um...yeah...
Well I was too cool for that stupid school anyways.
Let's move on, shall we?
Yo Bastard,
I fucking hate you, stealing all of the hot girls...I should bash your face in with Cam, but I have more important business with you.
How the fuck do you get all of the girls to FALL OVER YOU? I mean why is your dedited for content so attractive?
YOU'D BETTER ANSWER!
-Kempost Hurley esq.
Well Kempost Hurley esq, the answer to your question is quite obvious,
I'm just extremely sexy.
There are no two ways about it; I was born with the form of a Greek god,
The flowing locks of an angel,
And the cunning mind of the devil.
So do yourself a huge favor and don't try to compete with me.
You will not win.
Abley,
You'd better fucking take back what you said about Claire or you'll be sorry.
-Fisher
Oh hark!
An aquatic friend has thrust his fins into conversation with me!
Well, that just shows how appealing I am.
Even creatures of the sea need to make my acquaintance.
So thank you dear scaly monstrosity for gracing me with your words.
Abe,
Grow a fucking brain.
-Fisher
My!
The fish knows insults!
Well Fish, here's my answer to you,
You don't NEED brains when you are as gorgeous as I am.
Dear Chris,
Sweetie, you still owe me 200 from last Saturday. If you don't pay up, Ricardo is going to join forces with that Cam guy and kill you.
-Minnesota
Uh...
Yeah that was my...
Um...
SISTER!!
Yeah, Layne changed her name to Minnesota...
No that wasn't a whore...
Of course I didn't lose my virginity to a 36-year-old...
Uh...
Moving on...
...Three
?
Is this person counting how many flawless looks I have?
If so they are about 600 short.
...Two
My gorgeous eyes?
...One
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!