Part Two: Departing

Clothes and other objects that were unidentifiable zipped past the Uchiha's head, barley missing each time. "Dammit kill one person and injure two and suddenly you become the babysitter for a teenager who could easily be my brother." Or my really hot boyfriend said the blonde's more perverted side. Shut up you! This is not the time to be telling me I'm gay and that I have to spend the next TWO FUCKING YEARS with someone who is incredibly hot! Naruto cursed himself over and over again while continuing his rant full packing.

Sasuke sat, or rather dodged, quietly as Naruto packed his stuff. Every once in a while, he caught glimpse of something like silk boxer and lots of orange, regardless of what it was. "Do you think you could have found anything else in such a hideous color?" he question as he picked up a jacket that was bright orange with black fringe and a black hood.

Naruto's head peaked out of the separate universe that was his closet to allow his gaze to drift to the Uchiha's almost flawless body. Almost flawless because if only he could smile at least once, that would definitely perfect the image of godliness he was so obviously aiming for. Naruto shook his head, focusing on what he had said, "Well it couldn't kill you to actually wear some color besides black and dark blue." Naruto quickly returned to his closet, except this time with images of the Uchiha's flawless body wrapped in black silk. Okay maybe I take back that comment, black defiantly suits him. As Naruto's mind betrayed his better sense of judgment so did his body. "Shit!" he said softly to himself as he noticed a rising bulge in his pants.

Sasuke's patience, although you could barley call it that, was running short. This man had knocked him out, brought him to this smelly apartment, and now insulted his pick in fashionable clothing. And if you know Sasuke that is not something most people live to tell the tale about. Almost gracefully, he walked over to where he knew the blonde to be. "Mister Uzumaki, insulting one fashion sense is both cruel and stu- What the heck?" Sasuke obsidian glare landed on a slight bulge in a somewhat surprised blonde's pants. A deep blush now played across each male's face in turn as Naruto quickly got up and ran over to the suitcase that was his and closed it.

"Um…… so let's be on our way shall we? According to the instructions left for me, we are supposed to stay in a hotel next to the airport so we can catch our flight in the morning. Also, here, catch." Naruto face was bright red and yet he continued to talk as if nothing had happened. In fact if it weren't for the gaping Uchiha then the moment probably would have passed without delay. Naruto silently ignored the stare tossing Sasuke a laminated picture ID.

Sasuke only aroused from his rather odd stare when the ID was thrown at him "Kuro Doragon?" Sasuke looked at the picture on the ID the man here look exactly like himself with the exception of the hair color and eye color. For the man in the picture had piercing green eyes and white spiky hair as opposed to Sasuke's obsidian eyes and black hair. "I'm not so sure I get this Uzumaki?" Sasuke stated refusing to call Naruto by his first name.

"Well there is little point to going under cover if you are just going to go around and introduce yourself as 'Sasuke Uchiha heir to the Uchiha fortune'. That is your new alias mine is Kitsune Tenma. Oh and don't worry you don't have to dye your hair, you are going to use a wig and contacts." Naruto's voice died down as he entered his closet once again. The awkward moment had passed; at least for now Naruto knew he would be questioned later but for know it was good.

To Sasuke's obvious surprise Naruto emerged from the closet looking completely different. Where there had been beautiful blonde spikes there was now silky smooth red hair that came down just to the waist and in place of the heavenly blue eyes were bright green eyes. Little to say, Naruto looked completely different even the whisker scars on his cheeks were gone. Sasuke smirked "Well don't we just look like such the lady." Sasuke smirked on the outside but frowned inwardly. How could anyone come up such a beautiful body?As this thought and others ran through his head Naruto stepped all the way out of the closet to reveal a red silk dress. Sasuke's mind shut down as he looked at Naruto.

"Actually, Uchiha, that's the point. You see I am so graciously playing the role of your wife in public." Sasuke's mind just couldn't get past the fact that the person he was looking at was indeed male. Naruto smirked inwardly at the gawking Uchiha. Slowly Naruto walked over to Sasuke and bent down to whisper into his ear. "You have a little problem buddy."

Sasuke's almost melted as Naruto warm breath played across his face. It took him a minute to get what he had said, although after he figured it out, he quickly crossed his legs and looked away blushing saying in a deep husky voice "I think you take your job too seriously." With every other word he stuttered and Naruto walked over to the closet with a triumphant look on his face.

"Don't worry I'm usually not this good at my job." came Naruto's almost whispered reply. With each word shudders were sent up Sasuke's back. This will either end very badly or very goodly.

After a lot of work, yelling, and arguing the two finally made it to the airport both in full costume. Not to Naruto's or Sasuke's surprise Tsunade had them picked up in a limo and taken to the airport as Kuro Doragon and Kitsune Tenma husband and wife. Although the limo didn't surprise them what was or rather who was in the limo did. "Kiba?!" Naruto gaped at his co-worker who obviously didn't recognize him.

"Why hello gorgeous have we met before?" Kiba's attempts at hitting on the girl Naruto were stopped short on by a fuming Uchiha.

Kiba shuddered and Naruto just laughed and whispered into Sasuke's ear "Protective are we?" This earned him a glare and the silent treatment for the rest of the ride. After a while Kiba continued his onslaught of pick-up lines and compliments. Naruto just didn't have the heart to tell him that it was indeed the man he shared an apartment with that he was hitting on so he'd wait for Tsunade to do it.

Time past and Kiba finally gave up Naruto fell asleep, or at least that's what it looked like, on Sasuke's shoulder. This particular maneuver got him out of his talk with Kiba, of course Sasuke didn't mind at all either, so things just sort of worked out for him and in the end he really did end up falling asleep on Sasuke's shoulder.

Sasuke sat his chin in the red hair that now belonged to the once blonde. Through the wig, he could just barely make out the original smell. What a heavenly smell it was to. Sasuke found himself lost in the sent as they pulled up into the parking lot of the hotel they would stay in before the beginning of their long journey. Softly Sasuke took his hand and stroked Naruto's head "Kitsune it's time we're here." He uttered these words loud enough for Kiba to hear but soft enough not to hurt Naruto's ears. Naruto's artificial green eyes stared up at the Uchiha, in a sweet kind of way, then he smiled and got off of Sasuke's shoulder. Sasuke's door was opened by Kiba and he got out. Sasuke extended his hand, so for Naruto to grab his hand in a way that most do so he could help him out. Instead, Naruto gently placed the palm of his hand against Sasuke's and gracefully got out of the car. The way he moved most probably wouldn't even be able to tell he wasn't a girl until certain features became apparent.

"Why thank you gentleman." This comment was directed to Sasuke but Kiba took the liberty of taking it upon him and graciously accepted. Naruto giggled like a school girl and Sasuke chuckled. The two said their goodbyes then walked silently into the hotel lobby. A woman was waiting to take them to their room. As they arrived, they were both shocked but said nothing and simply beckoned the woman to leave.

"THERE'S ONLY ONE BED!!"

Part Two End

Owari

Okay guys thanks for the reviews I loved them and you gave me some motivation to write the second part I just hope you like it just as much as you like the first one. Anyway please keep reviewing and read on. Enjoy!