Aha! Another update! Wow, this came quickly... I think chapter update correlate with the tests I have coming up... At any rate, the next chapter (after this one) is going to be short, but it leads into something big... And I know you all will like it. (grins) At least, I hope you will...

As for this chapter, the all-important question is answered: Just who the hell is Kane's boyfriend?! (laughs) Take a guess! Honestly, even I didn't know until about a month ago when the idea hit me like...lightening. Only, really sexy lightening. Wait...what? (coughs) Anyway, hope you enjoy! I guess technically this is filler but... I had to do it. (smiles) Enjoy!

Thanks as always to everyone who reads and reviews. You guys are so encouraging!

The Undertaker had just finished combing his hair when Shawn burst into the hotel room, blue eyes blazing.

"Uh-oh," Mark muttered as the Heartbreak Kid came up to him and sat on the edge of the bed. "What're you thinking?"

"I have to know," Shawn said simply, grinning mischievously. "I have to know who Kane's boyfriend is… It's been driving me crazy… Aren't you curious too?"

'Taker shook his head. "No. I really don't want to know who my little brother's main lover is… I've seen the ones he has on the side and well… I've seen enough."

Shawn laughed and lay back on the bed, folding his hands behind his head. "Well, I want to know. I mean, who could the Big Red Machine be dating? I imagine him with someone really hot…someone vicious…someone big…" He sat up, eyebrow raised. "Kind of like you, Mark. Are you two-timing me with your brother?" he asked playfully.

The Deadman smiled dangerously. "Maybe," he said in a low voice, standing up and going over to the bed. "But I thought I made it clear that you're the only one for me." Slowly, he straddled Shawn, his body hovering inches over the smaller man's. He dipped his head slightly and began to kiss HBK's neck, with feather-light licks and caresses.

Shawn smiled and sighed softly, touching his lover's long, black, freshly combed hair. "Maybe you need to do a little more convincing…" he said suggestively, caressing 'Taker's strong arms. But his mind was very much still on Kane, and after another moment, he sat up, forcing the Undertaker up as well.

"I have know," he said, grinning at his slightly-flustered boyfriend. "Hey, the sooner I know, the sooner I can forget that I even cared."

Mark gave a reluctant nod. "Clearly you're not going to let this go, so…have fun." He laid down on the bed, assuming the position Shawn had previously and closed his eyes. "I'm gonna take a nap while you go get killed by Kane for spying."

Shawn's mischievous smile only grew, however, and he leaned forwards. "Oh, I'm not going to get killed by Kane…at least, not alone…"

The Undertaker opened his eyes, looked up at the ceiling, and sighed.

"Shawn, this is silly," 'Taker whispered as they crouched together behind a sofa. "I feel like an idiot hiding here…and I think people are staring…"

Shawn shushed him, and swept the room with his eyes. "Kane's going to have to come by here in order to get to his room upstairs. And, I heard from a very reliable source that he's going to be meeting up with his boyfriend for some…private time together."

Mark blushed at that, but still remained skeptical. "And who exactly is your 'reliable source?' You got spies or something?"

"Yes," HBK said simply, turning his attention back to the door. Sure enough, after a few more minutes of uncomfortable waiting (and complaining from 'Taker), Glen entered the hotel and went to the desk. He said something to the attendant, both of them smiling, and proceeded towards the elevator.

Almost immediately after he vanished from sight, Shawn sprinted up to the desk.

"Which room is he going to?" he asked the attendant excitedly. She smiled.

"Hey, you're a wrestler too, right?" she asked. Shawn nodded and grinned.

"Yup, I'm the Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels, and that's Glen's brother over there behind the couch." He pointed in Mark's general direction. "He's shy."

The attendant smiled, a little weirded out. "Okay… well, since he is family… Glen's in room 215."

Shawn gave her his most charming smile, and thanked her before going over to 'Taker, who was sitting behind the chair.

"215," HBK said triumphantly. "Let's go!"

The Undertaker sighed again, and followed.

"I can hear them outside!" Shawn whispered excitedly. By sheer luck, they had made it to room 215 before Kane--well, maybe not so much luck as much as the fact that they sprinted up several flights of stairs--and found the door to be unlocked, as 'Taker had predicted. Now there were hiding in the closet, the door slightly open for both men to peek out.

As soon as they were comfortably situated, however, the main door opened, and Kane walked in, speaking with another person.

For all his reluctance, the Undertaker leaned forwards to see, glad that the suite was big enough so that they weren't in the same area as the mystery couple…just in case he laughed or threw up.

"Who is it?" he asked Shawn, who had poked his head out even further.

"I don't know… I can't really see him…" He leaned forwards more, and a soft gasp escaped his lips. "Oh…my…God…"

"What?"

"His boyfriend… It's Raven!"

'Taker scratched his head. "Raven?"

Shawn rolled his eyes. "You know…leader of Serotonin some years ago…From ECW and then TNA… long blond hair… Raven!" He turned around and put on his most grim face, snarling. "Quote the Raven, nevermore!" he whispered threateningly, mimicking the man.

"Oh, him!" 'Taker said in a similar whisper as understanding dawned on him. "Wait…my younger brother is dating that gothic, sadistic, make-up wearing freak? What's he see in that?"

Shawn chuckled somewhat loudly, clapping his hand over his mouth immediately. "Now ain't that the pot calling the kettle black," he laughed quietly, imagining Kane giving them both a lecture on the word "irony." HBK peeked back out and saw the two men still talking.

"He is kinda cute though," he commented. 'Taker shrugged.

"I wouldn't know," he said softly. "But what I do want to know is how we're getting out of this closet."

Shawn scratched his head. "Hmm, you know, I never considered that part. Good question."

The Deadman sighed. "Look, Shawn, if they start to…do things… I don't want to be an unwilling spectator." He shuddered slightly. "Besides, Raven has a reputation for being a real sicko, if I remember correctly…"

"Yeah, BDSM and such…" Shawn gave his lover a suggestive glance before turning back to Glen and Raven. "Although, they do look pretty hot together…"

Mark started to reply when he realized that the room was completely silent--Kane and Raven had stopped talking. "Did they leave?" he whispered to Shawn.

HBK peeked out. "Well…Kane's still here… He's sitting on the bed, and he looks like he's laughing at something…"

At that moment, the closet door flew open, and out tumbled Shawn Michaels and the Undertaker right at the feet of Raven.

"Dammit, I knew we were gonna get caught!" 'Taker swore, sitting up quickly and tossing the coats that had fallen on him to the side. Shawn smiled uneasily.

"Hey there, Scott…" he began, addressing Raven. "What's…up…?"

From the bed, Kane laughed. "You two are terrible stalkers. Definitely not ninja quality."

"I'll say," Raven added with a dark laugh. "So, Glen, what should I do with our two intruders? Shall I punish them Raven-style…or would you like the honors?"

'Taker, at this point, stood up quickly, taking Shawn's hand. "And…we're getting the hell out of here. Now. " He strode towards the door with Shawn, who looked terrified, in tow.

"I wouldn't do that if I were you, Bro," Kane said with a chuckle, causing the Deadman to freeze in mid-step. The Big Red Machine held up his cell phone as his brother turned around slowly. "Remember that footage I have…Of you and Shawn dancing…"

"Damn," 'Taker swore quietly, releasing Shawn's hand. " I forgot about that. Dammit."

Shawn was completely lost at this point, but decided to jump in anyway. "So, uh, can we just…go…?"

"No," Raven said simply, and began to rummage through a very suspicious, large black bag.

"Ooooh, he's going in the Bag… You two are in for it now…" Kane laughed, enjoying the horrified expression from Shawn and the wide-eyes of his older brother. "Blackmail is a wonderful thing, isn't is?" he mused.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa," Shawn interrupted. "You mean, you have blackmail on Mark?" He began inching slowly towards the door. "That's…cruel to treat your brother that way…" His slender fingers curled around the door knob. "Well, good luck with--"

Before he could finish, 'Taker's arm was around his shoulders, pulling him in close. "Don't even think about it," he said through his teeth, smiling sweetly. "If I'm going to get tortured by these freaks, you are too."

Shawn laughed nervously. "What? I wasn't going to run away!" he said with another glance at Raven, who was looking at them both with a smile.

"Ah, love," the man known as Scott said dramatically, holding up two "Raven masks" and a kendo stick.

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