Like a bolt from the blue, it's reaper review!...Wait no I mean Star Fox Adventures is back!

-The Chapter Without a Creative Name-

The arwings flew down to planet Zoness, which was like Aquas. Just they decided not to use the sub, also i'm pretty sure that water can't be good for your health...

"Lets sneak in low and suprise them" Fox ordered.

Then enemies started jumping out from the water.

"Well there go's that plan" Falco reported.

"THIS is Zoness?" Peppy asked suprised.

"Uh, I think it is" Fox replied "let me check the map quick."

"That was rhetorical" Peppy responded.

"I can't belive they did this... What exactly did they do again?" Falco asked.

"Dump toxic waste on this Aquas clone." Slippy replied.

"But Fox said they took my peanuts!" Falco shouted.

"I thought you couldn't remember."

"I work in mysterious ways."

After some more flying, shooting, and meaningless dialouge they came across search lights. Cause y'know, a toxic dump is where all the evil geniuses put there searchlights.

"Let's take 'em all out!" Falco shouted.

"Why? all these enemies should indicate that they already know were here" Peppy responded.

"I don't pay you to talk!" Fox shouted.

"You don't pay me at all." Peppy sighed.

They quickly destroyed the search lights, while skillfuly flying through (crashing into) the metal structures.

"Were closing in on them Falco" announced a mysterious voice.

"Katt, what the hell are you doing here!?" Falco shouted.

"Is that anyway to greet a girl?" Katt replied.

Falco grumbelled as he heard Fox giggling to himself over the com.

"You forgot to shut your com off again Fox" Falco seethed.

"Err... Fox out" Fox said quickly shutting it off.

Before the fight got any worse Slippy warned them to watch out as he saw somthing strange.

"Watch out! I just saw somthing strange!" Slippy shouted as a giant snake, eel thing slid back into the water.

"Aim for the rudder Fox!" Peppy shouted as they approached a gate...With rudders.

"Right!" Fox said "note to self: deduct one week pay from Peppy."

"Enemy tanker!" Peppy called out stating the obvious again as ships came out with supplies convinetly placed on top.

-fast fowarding to a less boring time-

"And thats my theory on how to solve the energy crisis!" Peppy announced.

"Somthings coming from the sea!" Slippy shouted.

"Disrespectfull little whelps!" shouted the boss as he came out in his big ol' sumbarine... thing "i'll teach ye some respect!"

"Oh great, and now we get to deal with pirates" Falco complained.

The sumbarine shot a chain ball dealing a direct hit on Peppy.

"I gotta pull back for now!" Peppy shouted flying off.

"Yes! now we don't have to listen to mr.tutorial!" Falco announced.

"Sooo... How do we beat him?" Slippy asked.

"Let's ask Peppy...Ah shit" Fox said.

"Let's try shooting bombs at it" Falco suggested.

"Sounds good to me" Fox replied and shot a bomb at it.

"Nooo! My one weakness! How did you know!" he shouted "ARRRRRRGHHHH!"

Boom.

"All aircraft report" Fox ordered.

"I'm having some trouble here" Slippy reported.

"Everythings fine?" Fox asked.

"Well most of my functions are diasbled, I don't think this thing is going to stay together much longer" Slippy responded.

"Stop whining" Fox replied.

"Katt, where did you go?" Falco asked.

And then, they all flew off into the smog covered sunset.

-the end-

Next stop, Sector Z! Were almost done everybody! I'm going to see this through to the end, even if it kills me damnit!...See you all in about another year.