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Ashleigh: Obsessed.with.writing
Kadalea: emoTWiLiGHT

June 10th, 2008... 7:40am/12:40pm -- 8:43am/1:43pm

Ashleigh: -tells Kadalea a supersecret plot to her superawesome story- Should I write it?

Kadalea: Yes! Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes! !!

Ashleigh: Ok. I will... I'm not writing. Why am I not writing? -Slits wrists again-

Kadalea: NO! SHE QUIT WRITING AND SHE SLIT HER WRISTS! LIFE IS MEANINGLESS! -wanders off to provoke the Volturi-

Ashleigh: No I didn't give up writing DON'T LEAVE ME! -Breaks down crying in the woods then goes catatonic for months, then attempts to throw myself off a cliff-

Kadalea: -watches Ashleigh jump off cliff- NO! -slits wrists-

Ashleigh: -Gets saved by Jacob- YAY JACOB! -Hugs Jacob-

Jacob: Erm I thought you were Bella.

Ashleigh: Well it was still nice that you saved me.

Jacob: Erm...

Bella: -on the ground laughing hysterically, watching Ashleigh and Jacob.-
Kadalea: I don't think Jacob likes you, Ashleigh... and it sucks, doesn't it? Since he imprinted on you and you killed Bella for him...
Bella: o.0 wtc? I'm dead?
Edward: NO! -sobs- -provokes Volturi-

Ashleigh: -Grabs Edward- She's not! Go hug her!

Edward: -races to Bella and hugs her-
Ashleigh: Good vampire. -Walks over to Jacob- Bella doesn't love you like that, so go imprint on someone.

Edward and Jacob: -blink-
Edward: Vampire?
Jacob: Imprint?
Edward and Jacob: -look at each other.- -gulp-
O what does she know about us?

Ashleigh: -Smiles- I've got to go now. I've already said too much. -Runs away screaming 'PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!'-

Jacob: -suddenly realises Ashleigh just told him Bella doesn't love him.- What?! NO!! -Throws self on ground, crying-
Edward: -smirk-
Jacob: WHY!? WHY WHY WHY WHY!! -grabs razor- Wait a minute. -tosses razor aside- -thinks: if I provoke Edward, he'll kill me and then I won't have to live through this pain... hmm-

Edward: -Hears Jacob's thoughts- Dude, because you WANT this do you think I'll do it? -Thinks: Wait, where did that randomer go?- -Looks at Kadalea and sees the blood- Must...resist...the blood!

Kadalea: o.0 What blood?

Ashleigh: You slit your wrists when I jumped off the cliff, remember?

Kadalea: Oh. Well I have to go now anyway...

Ashleigh: NO! -Grabs razor and goes to slit wrists but gets stopped by Jacob-

Oo! What will happen next!? Stay tuned!