A/N: I've got this idea after reading a fanfic "I Have a Complaint to Make". I hope you (girls) will enjoy this. :)
Disclaimer: I do not own Saint Seiya characters. Saint Seiya is the creation of Masami Kurumada
Setting: After "Hades"
In a Magazine Office
"So…we're gonna vote for the sexiest Gold Saint"
"Okay…start from Aries Mu…what do you think 'bout him?"
"Um…he's kind, noble, and always smiling. But I don't look at him as a sexy man. He's a baby-face, you know."
"You're right. I think he's better voted for the kind-face Gold Saint then. So…the next is Aldebaran."
"…"
"…"
"Urm…do you mind if we jump to the twins directly?"
"No, not at all."
"Fine. Gemini Saga…ow…he's sexy! He has a macho quality, you know, he's a man!"
"Right, and his skill is amazing, you know!"
"K…we vote for him! And the other one, Gemini Kanon."
"He's almost the same as Saga, but I think Saga always wins him."
"So we only put Saga's name here?"
"I think so."
"K, I don't mind either…it will save time anyway. And what about Cancer Deathmask?"
"He has Italy blood, but…you know…"
"Yeahhh…the death-face in his temple…"
"And his myooohaaahahhhahhhaaa laughter."
"Yes, so we'd better directly turn to Aiolia."
"Awwww….Aiolia…he's soooo cute….!"
"His brown skin…typical Greek-man, you know!"
"His biceps…ahh…lucky Marin!"
"We vote for him then. Okay, the next is The Man Closest to…"
"…his pillows."
"Because he always sleeps."
"Right."
"What d' you think?"
"Sexy."
"His hair…"
"His calmness…"
"And his words are always full of meanings."
"But he's so strict, you know, just wait him destroying your five senses if you do something wrong to him."
"I don't mind that. I think it's his plus score. He's got my vote!"
"And mine too. The next…urm…Dohko."
"Which Dohko? The Yoda one or the Hades-arc one?"
"The Hades-one course. Um…he's not bad."
"But he's too……what is it?...senior, you know…"
"Yeah, and the segment of our magazine is for teenagers…girls will stop buying our magazines if we vote for 200-years-old man."
"So skip Dohko then?"
"I think so. Let's turn to Scorpio Milo."
"Hmmm…….sooooooooo sexy…"
"Handsome…"
"His blue eyes…"
"His dark blue hair…"
"…"
"…"
After 15 minutes…
"Okay, let's just vote for him, we've been imagining him dating us for 15 minutes."
"You're right."
"And the next man is Sagittarius Aiolos."
"Aaaarggh, I still want to talk about Milo!"
"K, let's talk about him."
"Right! You know, I used to hate him because I thought he was cruel. But soon I know that he is so kind in nature and he really respects Athena and his friend."
"Yes, he's the only person who can understand Camus, don't you think he's so amaazzing?"
"And he doesn't feel ashamed to admit that somebody else has better power than him!"
"He has a very naughty and sensual face, I think he's a playboy."
"Gee…do you think he's got any time to date women if he's always busy with those horrifying needles?"
"You mean he doesn't have any girlfriend?"
"With a face like that, I think there are a lot of girls expect him. But he's busy fighting for the righteous, you know, no time for dating then."
"Waoooow…he's a man…"
"He's a kind of—"
Suddenly there's a loud voice from the author:
"HEY, WOULD YOU JUST QUICKLY TURN TO DISCUSS AIOLOS?! YOU SPEND MORE THAN ONE PAGE JUST FOR TALKING ABOUT MILO!"
"(Gulped) Alright…let's turn to Aiolos."
"Okay…!"
"Hmmm… Aiolos…kind, handsome, loyal…well, he is Mu all over again."
"So…better vote him for the kindest-face Gold Saint?"
"I think so."
"Fine. The next is Shura. What d you think bout him?"
"Hmm. He's plain."
"But he's sexy when he launches his Excalibur."
"Only at that moment. And I think he's not creative; you know, when he meets Shiryu he always talks about "you have the Excalibur with you". I mean, doesn't he have another topic to talk about?"
"Fine. So he's not voted."
"You're right. And the next one is…"
"…him…"
"Yes…him…"
"…"
"…"
They kept silent for 30 minutes right now. And the author yelled again:
"HOOI!! COME BACK TO THIS EARTH, YOU GIRLS!"
"(gulped) Alright…alright. I'm sorry…he's just so…"
"So….."
"Soooooooo……."
"Sooooooooooooooooooooooo sexy that he makes us forget that we're still working on this list."
"Aquarius Camus…"
"Look at his Cloth, it reaaaaaalllly fits him and his body."
"And he's really cold…I think it makes him sexier."
"Doesn't he know that he has a lot of fans?"
"I think he doesn't care about that."
"Do you like him with his tiara or not?"
"Hmmm…let's see…when he's with his tiara he will look mature, and when he takes it off he looks younger. But wearing his tiara or not, he'll stay sexy after all."
"And he's handsome, you know…"
"He really loves Hyoga and he's been a kind of father for him."
"I think he is soft-hearted, you know, he is only cold outside."
"His eyes are amazing as well…!"
"Especially when it is glistened with tears…"
"Awww…he is a man!"
"Do you know that there are a lot of magazines which offer him to be their models?"
"Yes, I know it, but he doesn't accept even one of the offers."
"Yeah, the same as Milo he's also too busy in Sanctuary business."
"And do you know that he's also—"
The author yelled again:
"IT HAS BEEN MORE THAN ONE PAGE! JUST VOTE AND TURN TO APHRODITE OR YOU'RE FIRED AND GO FIND ANOTHER MAGAZINE!"
"(gulped again) Okay, vote for Camus. The next is Aphrodite."
"Right."
"…"
"Is that person a man?"
"I've met him in a florist shop. When I looked at him I was amazed and thought "what a beautiful woman…!". But I was fainted when listened to his voice. I think the cashier of the shop was fainted as well."
"So what about him? Is he sexy?"
"He's beautiful, you know, better we put him in the Most Beautiful Saints, alongside with Shaina, Misty, and Marin."
"But Misty's a man too!"
"What?! Oh…what's the world going to be…? Anyway, let's see which one is sexiest. We have Saga, Aiolia, Shaka, Milo, and Camus."
"Camus, of course."
"…no…no…I think Milo's better."
"No, Camus is better."
"No, Milo."
"Camus!"
"Milo!"
"CAMUS!"
"MILO!!"
Meanwhile, far away in Sanctuary:
Milo: "Hey, Camus, do you feel that there's girls who keep calling our names?"
Camus: "It's not the first time we hear girls calling our names, Milo."
Milo: (grin) "We're so popular, aren't we?"
And you decide yourself which one is sexier. :)
The End