Disclamier- I don't fucking own it.
A/N- I hope you like this chapter.
BPOV
"… gay!" Rosalie finished.
"What! That will ruin my masculine reputation! No way." Emmett cried out.
"You have to; otherwise you will have a nice shiny Pepto-Bismol pink jeep! It's your rules." Rosalie smirked.
"I take it back, April Fools everybody! Just kidding… yeah, you know. Hee hee, big joke." Emmett chuckled desperately.
"Emmett, first off its fall. Second, we can't wait to do it now." Edward smiled his beautiful topaz eyes smiling with mischief.
"Fine." Emmett huffed.
The next day: Bella's POV
I woke with a jolt as someone; no names mentioned ALICE, jumped on my bed.
"Wakey, wakey Bella! We have to get you dressed. Come on, get up. Rise and shine."
I groaned. "I like it better when Edward wakes me."
I yawned as she dragged me out of bed and pushed me into the bathroom. "Don't come out until you are awake and clean." She ordered.
I mumbled something unintelligible in response and stumbled in. I took shower and put my pajamas back on. I then stumbled out and crept back into my bedroom hoping to get a few more minutes of sleep. Alice grabbed me, tossed me on her back still in the pajamas I had changed back into, and jumped out my window running in the direction of her house.
"I'm not dressed yet!" I yelled.
"That's why you're coming to our house. I got some slutty clothes just for your opposite day." She explained.
"Awwwwwww." I groaned.
We got to her house and immediately I was escorted to Alice's bedroom. She had slutty clothes galore covering every surface.
"Alice!" I scolded.
"Come on, let's start." She advised. "Let's start with the classic denim mini skirt and purple v-neck shirt."
I tried on clothes for an hour until we (her) decided on my outfit. It was a white mini skirt and a hot pink halter top. The shoes were silver flats since I insisted they be practical. My hair was put up into a high ponytail and Alice straightened it.
Alice then changed into her outfit. After experimentation she decided on black skinny jeans with a white stud belt and a red Devil Wears Prada band shirt. She wore black high top converse and red and black striped socks. Her eyes were surrounded in a thick line of eyeliner and her eye shadow was a silvery metallic black. Her mascara was a dark shade of purple. Her hair was parted on the side and one side fell over her honey colored eyes.
"Wow!" I breathed.
"You should see the others, it's hilarious!" Alice led me downstairs where I saw the interestingly clothed vampires.
Emmett wore a pink button up shirt with the first few buttons unbuttoned and a faded pair of girl jeans with a hole in the knee. On his feet was a pair of dark tan flip-flops and on his head a mauve hat. To complete his ensemble was a lavender scarf.
Jasper was dressed in a yellow shirt and orange shorts. They were so bright they burned my eyes for a minute.
Rosalie wore a baggy pair of ratty grey sweatpants with elastic around the waist and cuffs. Her shirt was a black dungeons and dragons shirt that was 3 sizes too big and had the "short" sleeves that went to her elbow. On her feet were a pair of black rubber sandals with the thick straps across the foot with white socks that weren't folded down and reached to her knees (you could see it through the holes in her sweats. Her hair was in a high librarian bun that was so tight it looked as if her eyebrows were being pulled back into her head. This ensemble was completed with a black pair of Harry Potter glasses.
Edward wore dark baggy jeans that were sagging so you could see his black boxers with money signs on them. His shirt was a huge black shirt with South Pole written on it in silver letters. On his feet were Echo shoes. His jacket was the typical baggy jacket. (Pictures of everything on website) His hat was worn sideways. He had multiple gold chains hanging around his neck.
"And I though I had it bad." I laughed.
"So how are we getting to school since Emmett has our car keys?" Jasper asked.
"We're walking and Edward's carrying Bella." Emmett clarified.
"But first we have to go over the rules." Alice piped up.
"Right, stay in character for the whole day. Don't tell anyone what is going on. If you don't stay in character or break one of the rules then I get to choose the new color of your vehicle. Don't change clothes unless they stay in character. Don't endanger someone's life. Okay, that's it. Follow all of these rules. It starts as soon as we enter school grounds." Emmett instructed.
Edward carried me to the school, my skirt kept riding up so in trying to pull it back down I almost made us crash into the trees.
"Grrrrrr. I hate these things." I complained when he set me down. He laughed.
"Go to class, I have to get some things ready. I'll see you soon."
I followed Alice to class. Instead of her normal bouncy walk she stared at the ground and dragged her feet kicking at pebbles along the way. When I got to class Jessica and Lauren gave me a strange look. They weren't the only ones.
I pretended I didn't notice and focused my attention on the teacher. He asked Alice a question and I didn't hear her answer because she mumbled and her head was facing the floor.
"Put your head up young lady and tell me the answer." The teacher demanded.
"Holding your head up
Is hard when you just want
To stay on the ground." She replied.
The teacher looked at her strangely and turned to me for the answer.
"Wouldn't you like to know?" I whispered "seductively" and winked.
"Why is everyone behaving weirdly today?" he asked.
I smiled again and looked up with puppy dog eyes. "Whatever are you like talking about Mr. Berty?" I asked innocently.
He quickly looked away and moved on.
After class when no one was around Alice giggled. "You're taking this a bit seriously, I mean putting the moves on a teacher?"
"I just don't want my like truck to end up umm… like diarrhea green." I replied.
"After this I don't think it will!" she replied shocked.
"Fine, I hate umm… like lying to you. Rosalie put me up to like it. With a pretty hefty bribe too." I admitted.
"That makes more sense. You crack easy, as demonstrated here." She smiled.
"Alice, go back to emo, they're coming." I hissed.
She quickly rearranged her features suddenly looking sullen and like one not to approach.
A/N- That was pretty pwnage, huh? Yep, it was. So, yeah, you should totally review. You took the time to read it, so review it.