A/N: I'm back! Did ya miss me? Now on with the show!
Play Nice and Surprises
Bob quietly slipped through the front door of his house holding a box close to his chest. Hearing a small agitated growl he shook the box a little. "Quite now Ivy we don't want Stacy to know about you yet." This only made Shego angrier.
"How dare that fat old fart tell me what to do. Just wait until I get out of here." Shego thought contemplating the man's future pain. Bob went into his room and set the box on dresser. His wife, Angel, was still awake. She was the stereotypical all-American wife. Angel had long blond hair that reached the middle of her back. Her eye's where a deep blue that shone in the light and looked just like sapphires. But just by the look on her face it was easy to tell, she was the poster girl for dumb blonds. She looked over at Bob and then at the box.
"What's in the box honey."
"Just an early Christmas present for Stacy." He said as he removed the top from the box. Angel walked over a peeked inside.
"Oh, she's adorable! Stacy's going to just love her." Angel exclaimed as she picked Shego up. "She's such an odd yet exotic color. Oh, and her fur's so soft!" She said as she began to hug Shego tightly.
"Lady let me go before you become my scratching post." Shego hissed out.
"Watch out dear, she's a wild one. That's why Joe named her Ivy."
"Ivy, what a cute name for such a cute cat."
"Oh this woman is starting to grate on my last nerves." Shego said. She was not happy about this situation at all. Her Princess was out there somewhere and she was stuck with a fat man and his crazy wife.
Middleton High School was coming ever closer as Ron drove there with Monique next to him. As they pulled up they saw that the sign in front of the building had been changed again. "It now read Kim Possible you will be missed." The painful memories came rushing back to him. Kim was gone forever, and it was all his fault.
"Ron, are you gonna be ok?" Monique said. He turned to look at her and saw the sad and worried look upon her face.
"I don't think that I'll ever be completely ok. Kim was my best friend and I let her die."
"You didn't let her die Ron. There wasn't much you could have done."
"Not much I could have done huh. No your wrong about that Monique." His grip on the steering wheel tightened, his knuckles turning white. "IF I HADN'T BEEN SO STUPID AND PAYED ATTENTION TO WHAT I WAS DOING THEN KIM WOULD STILL BE HERE!" Ron yelled. Tears began to fall from his eyes as he cried for his loss. Monique leaned over and hugged him trying anyway she could to give him comfort.
"I know you're hurting. And nothing will ever take that hurt away. But Kim wouldn't want you sitting here and blaming yourself. Maybe we should go home for now. I don't think you're ready to face everybody yet." Ron looked up at her a sighed.
"Maybe you're right. I need time to grasp the fact that she's never coming back" He started his car and turned around heading home. "I'll miss you Kim, but I know you're in a better place.
"SOMEBODY GET ME OUT OF THIS BOX!" Kim screamed. She had agreed to home with this man only because she wanted to find Shego. Now, however, she found herself trapped inside of a box as, what was his name, Joe drove home. She could understand that she was a present for his kid, but she was only in the car. Couldn't he wait to hide her? "This isn't fair. I'm stuck in a box with a stranger, my family is probably worried sick, and to top it all off I have no idea where Shego is!" Joe looked down as he heard Kim hissing inside of the box.
"I wonder what's wrong with her." He said. Then he heard a pathetic sounding mewl come from the box. Pulling over he took the lid off of the box and saw Kim crying. Lifting her he said "What's wrong Tiger Lily. Are you hurt?" Kim continued to cry. She wanted to find Shego and go home. Her life just wasn't fair. Holding her close Joe said "It's alright little one, I'll take care of you now." He placed her in his lap and started to drive again.
Looking up at him Kim thought "At least I have a caring person to look after me until I find my way back home." She continued her silent crying as they drove off, remembering how, when she last cried, Shego was there to lick away her tears. "I hope you're ok Shego, my friend."
One week later
"I can't believe Joe has kept me hidden all this time." Kim said from her new bed in Joe's closet. "The only one who has seen me is his wife Mary and that's because he showed me to her. And thank God she changed my name to just plain Lily. It's sooo much better." Kim looked up when the closet door opened. Mary was standing there looking down at her. Her dark brown hair fell into her face as she leaned down to pick up her "little Lily".
"How are you sweetie." Mary said in baby talk. She held Kim close as ahe backed away from the closet. "Are you ready for a trip."
"A trip to where?" Kim wondered. She let out a low meow in response.
"We're going to see the vet today little Lily to get you all checked out."
"WHAT!"
"Honey it's time to go." Joe called from downstairs.
"Coming, lets go to the doctor baby."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Come on Angel, we have to get to the vet." Bob called to his wife.
"I have to put my makeup on dear. I'm almost done."
Bob sighed. He had always wondered why women took so long to get ready for everything. They were only going to the vet for goodness sake. He was already frustrated from earlier that day. First his daughter almost found the cat in her crate in the back of the laundry room, then when he mentioned the vet to the cat she went berserk and scratched him and destroyed the curtains. "Maybe I should have waited before I got a cat." He thought as Angel finally came downstairs.
"Okay I'm ready."
"Finally." Bob said as he picked up the small crate with a seething Shego inside.
"HOW DARE THIS FOOL LOCK ME IN HERE!" she yelled. "This is no way to treat a cat. Locking them in cages and putting them in a damp laundry room. Just wait, I'll make him pay for this." Hearing the yowl coming from the cage Angel looked inside.
"Are you sure that's big enough for her? She looks cramped."
"It's only a cat. I doubt she even cares. Hmph, and with how wild she is we may want to look into her getting fixed."
"NO WAY YOU FAT BASTARD! I SWEAR IF YOU EVEN THINK OF THAT AGAIN I'LL KILL YOU!" Bob shook the cage trying to make Shego quiet.
"Come on let's go." Bob said as he walked out of the house.
Kim sat on the exam table as the vet walked into the room. She looked at the doctor nervously and wondered what she was about to say. Her exam was already over and she knew that she was healthy, but by the look on the doctors face she knew something was wrong.
"Well Joe I must say that Lily is in perfect health."
" So she's good to go. Nothing that can harm my kid right."
"Yes, everything is fine. All three look completely healthy." The doctor said with a small smile on her face.
"Oh that's great all three… WAIT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN THREE!" Joe screamed. Kim just about fainted as she heared the number as well.
" No it can't be. I'm still a virgin."
"Well Joe, it's seems your little kitty is pregnant with twins, congradulations." After those words, the world went black for Kim.
A/N: Well, that's all for now. I hope you enjoyed it. Give me some feedback and suggestions. TTFN