That chapter turned out okay.

Ganondorf: What? It did?

Cir: Duh. Now for chapter two.

Ganondorf eventually grew bored with his castle. "I want it to look more… dangerous!" he said to a Moblin architect as they stood in front of the castle.

"Perhaps you could destroy the welcome doormat and burn all the flowers," the architect said.

"I like… I like…"

"Then maybe re-paint it a different colour," the architect continued.

"Oooh, and let's make some spikes, and a big tower!" Ganondorf said. "And don't get me started on what to do with the inside!"

So after a month, it was painted black. "Now for a new design!" Ganondorf said evilly as he planted hundreds and hundreds of bomb flowers throughout it, and lit the place on fire.

"What are you doing?" the architect demanded.

"Well, I- GET DOWN!" Ganondorf jumped on the ground and covered his head, and the Moblin hid behind some rubble as it exploded from top to bottom. "Now there's black wreckage everywhere! It's all going according to plan…"

Ganondorf turned around and saw the Moblin architect hitting his head on a wall.

Some lava flowed into the crater. "I think you disturbed a volcano," a Poe that happened to be there said.

"That's good Al, we can have my castle floating in lava!"

The Poe named Al looked at him. "Somehow I don't think castles fl-"

"We can have my castle floating in lava," Ganondorf said through clenched teeth, and Al thought it best not to argue back. "Well, time to get some hair gel from the Hair Gel Emporium, these spikes don't keep themselves up."

All the minions looked at each other and whispered stuff. A Gohma larva was nudged forward. "Um, I hate to break this to you but the very first thing you blew up was the Hair Gel Emporium, DON'T KILL ME!"

Ganondorf smiled. "Don't worry, I won't kill you," he said in a smile that disturbed them all. "I'll kill half of the other soldiers. You'll all die together when I take out my rage on you minions!" the added happily, but then turned really angry and used that attack from Super Smash Brothers Melee where he dive bombs them all with black energy around him. Half his soldiers died.

"He needs anger management," Al muttered to the larva named Moe, who nodded.

After another month, half of the first floor of the new castle had been built. It was then that Ganondorf regretted killing half his soldiers, since he killed most of the ones with opposable thumbs.

Al floated up to the boss. "Wouldn't it make more sense to build the castle inside the lava o check if it floats, instead of building it on land, and ripping out the land before dropping it in like you plan to?" Al asked.

"Good idea!" Ganondorf said, before ripping up the land and throwing the castle in the lava along with most of his remaining men. If didn't even stay up for a second, and sunk, along with the architect.

"It also would have made sense if you got your soldiers off in time," Al pointed out.

"Don't you ever shut up?" Ganondorf asked, rolling his eyes.

So Ganondorf began planning, AGAIN, and this time had no architect. Al, Moe and the survivors were afraid that he would somehow screw up and get them killed in a horrible accident. They weren't far off.

"Okay, I need someone to go down into the lava and get the rest of the castle back," Ganondorf said, looking at his plans. When he looked up, Al the Poe was the only one there. Al looked behind him in both directions, with a fearful look. He threw down his lantern and went invisible, and snuck away.

Ganondorf turned to the lava pit. "Wait a minute, I know magic!" he said.

"No duh," Al's voice said from no where. Ganondorf looked around, before deciding to ignore it. He levitated the castle part from the lava, and some skeletons and piles of ash were sitting on it. He brought it over the where he was and let it down at a random spot, unknowingly crushing the spot where most of his remaining soldiers were.

"Great job genius, that was where most of your minions were!" Al's voice said.

"If I knew where you were Al, I'd throw you in that lava with an anchor tied to you!" Ganondorf yelled very loudly into the air.

In Zora's Domain, a Zora named Al heard that comment. In fear, it jumped into the water and swam to Lake Hylia.

Ganondorf magically formed half the castle. "Maybe I could make it float above the lava," Ganondorf muttered.

"Yeah, I've said that eight times," a Keese sitting next to him said. Ganondorf 'accidentally' stepped on it, not killing the Keese, but definitely hurting it.

Ganondorf made the castle float in the middle of the crater. Al appeared, far out of his reach. "That's great that you have it, but explain reaching it," he said.

Ganondorf snorted. "Well it's all very simple, as I… … DO'H!"

Al stretched. "Well, while you figure that out, I suppose I'll just crash in it." Al floated in the door and out of sight.

"DAMN YOU AL! DAMN YOU, AND YOUR ENTIRE SPECIES!"

A random Poe who hoped to invite Ganondorf to his birthday, looked at the card and tore it to shreds.

"WHEN I GET OVER THERE, I'LL RIP YOUR LITTLE GHOST HEAD OFF AND SHOVE YOUR LANTERN DOWN IT!" Ganondorf yelled.

"I threw my lantern in the lava, I prefer this battleaxe more!" Al yelled from inside the castle.

Ganondorf kicked a can, and mumbled something as he sat on a piece of wreckage from the explosion. "I'll get in there eventually," he muttered.

TIME PASSED: 2 months

I've decided to add a "Time passed" part at the end of each chapter, telling, in months, how much time of the seven years has passed altogether, not just in the chapter. The first chapter was about one day, this one was over two months.

Got anything to say?

Ganondorf: Nope, I'm okay.

Cir: Good. Then I can move on to the next chapter.