Disclaimer: I do not own Heroes. Yataa!

Today Claude and PeterPeterPumpkinEater have their Jerk Factors pumped. Which must mean that my Jerk Factor To The Max-pumped Claude in this fic is rubbing off on Peter.

Catch the one Fall Out Boy lyric and win a boost in confidence.


HaitianMan has signed on

NoahsArk123 has signed on

CheerleaderInTexas has signed on

CheerleaderInTexas: Oh! Hi, Haitian Man!

NoahsArk123: He isn't going to respond to you.

CheerleaderInTexas: Then why is he on AIM?

NoahsArk123: Beats me. He just suddenly started signing on whenever I was on. It's kind of creepy.

NikiMM has signed on

NikiMM: I don't really know you people. But hi.

CheerleaderInTexas: OMG! You're another girl aren't you? I'm a girl! Let's be friends!

NikiMM: 'Kay.

CheerleaderInTexas: Sweet! Now I can stop stalking Zack!

JessicaMM: Hellooo, Niki.

NikiMM: WTF?!

InvisibleManC has signed on

InvisibleManC: Some crazy girl fight shit about to go around here.

InvisibleManC: Sorry. I've basically given up typing my accent in AIM.

CheerleaderInTexas: And who are YOU supposed to be?

InvisibleManC: A bystander. Carry on as if I weren't here.

JessicaMM: As I was saying, Niki! I've come here to TAKE MICAH! OOGA BOOGA BOOGA!

NikiMM: OMFG!!!

JessicaMM: RAWR!

NikiMM: OMFG!!!!!!

InvisibleManC: Fight back, Niki girlie!

CheerleaderInTexas: YOU'RE MAKING THINGS WORSE!

InvisibleManC: Worse… or better?

CheerleaderInTexas: I'LL GRAB YOU AND WALK INTO GAMMA RAYS WHEN I FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE!!!

InvisibleManC: Meowww.

NoahsArk123: I'm her sort-of father and that's where I draw the line, stranger!

NikiMM: WHO ARE YOU?! GO AWAY!

InvisibleManC: You couldn't draw a line if I gave you a Sharpie and a yardstick.

ManNurse30 has signed on

JessicaMM: NEVVAAAHHH!

ManNurse30: Noahs got p0000wwwwnnned!

NikiMM: CAN ANYBODY ELSE SEE HOW FUCKED UP THIS IS?!

CheerleaderInTexas: Stay out of this, Peter!

NoahsArk123: Nobody asked you!

InvisibleManC: w00t. Somebody's cheering for me!

JessicaMM: ROTFLOL…EVILLY!

NoasArk123: Nobody asked you either!

CheerleaderInTexas: Noone asked you either!

ManNurse30: They said it at the same time. :D

InvisibleManC: Cheerleader, who's Noone? Someone I know:D

CheerleaderInTexas: DO YOU TWO KNOW EACH OTHER BY ANY CHANCE?!

ManNurse30: Perhaps.

InvisibleManC: Yeah, once upon a time I whooped his ass.

NikiMM: CAN WE FOCUS ON THE REAL PROBLEM HERE FOR A SECOND?

InvisibleManC: Yeah, the real problem is that we're not doing video chat here.

ManNurse30: LOLOLOLOL

JessicaMM: IT WAS ICE CREAM HEADACHES AND SWEET AVALANCHE!

NikiMM: YOU FREAK! GET BACK WHERE YOU BELONG!

GeniousBoy01101 has signed on

GeniousBoy01101: You guys do realize that "JessicaMM" is just "Ditto" messing with your heads, right?

JessicaMM: …

NikiMM: Hey, wait… yeah.

CheerleaderInTexas: 'Bout time SOMEBODY got things quieter around here.

InvisibleManC: Damn… ):

NoahsArk123: I have a headache just trying to understand this.

Ditto has signed on

NikiMM: HOLY…!

ManNurse30: OMFG!

NikiMM has signed off

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CheerleaderInTexas has signed off

HaitianMan has signed off

InvisibleManC: I'm not sure what that means but I'll bet it's bad.

InvisibleManC has signed off

Ditto: R. O. F. L. O. L!

Ditto: I wonder when they're going to realize that I cast illusions, NOT shapeshift. :D

MohinderSuresh has signed on

MohinderSuresh: Where is everybody?

Ditto: Boo.

MohinderSuresh: AH!

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